A very happy topic, let’s recall the jokes that once made us laugh. O'Neal: Just looking at you makes me feel like you haven't had enough to eat

O'Neal: "I really can't remember the names of the nightclubs I've been to." Monta Ellis: I He is the second player in the league

In 2010, Monta Ellis was still very good. He felt similar to Lillard now. He averaged 25+5+4 per game that year. In an interview, Monta Ellis boasted: I am the second player in the league.

At that time, Kobe was still the number one player in the league, and Monta Ellis meant that he was better than James. But not long after he said these words, the Warriors put him in the cold palace in order to correct Curry.

Celtics trade Garnett Robinson

Celtics: We can give you Parkinson's Garnett Robinson, who do you want to trade for?

Thunder: Really? Except for Westbrook and Durant, you can choose from the rest!

Celtics: I want Krstic and Jeff Green

Thunder: Deal!

Transaction completed.

Thunder: Where is Garnett! ! ! ?

Nick Young imitates Arenas

When Arenas shot a three-pointer, he turned around and opened his arms to celebrate before the ball even hit the net, becoming a classic in the show-off world.

Nick Young also wanted to do this. When he saw that the ball he had thrown was about to enter the frame, he turned around and opened his arms. As a result, the ball was very embarrassing. It circled in the basket and then ran away. came out, making Yang Shaoxia quite embarrassed.

Anji: We need to strengthen

Anji: We need to strengthen the 5th position, the 4th position, as well as the shooting guard and point guard.

Magic Johnson: Kobe took over the game in the second half

Magic Johnson said in an interview: Kobe took over the game in the second half, especially the third and fourth quarters.

Magic’s IQ...

Kidd: I want this team to undergo a 360 change

This is the year Kidd joined the Nets As he said at the time, the Nets had a very bad record before he left. Kidd wanted him to make a 360 turn. Wouldn't that just turn around and come back again?

Stackhouse: I can guard Jordan

In 1996, before the 76ers and Bulls game, Stackhouse said: "I can't wait to follow him. Jordan is fighting, I will guard him, you guys are optimistic." As a result, the Bulls beat the 76ers 120-93, Jordan scored 48 points, and Stackhouse only scored a pitiful 11 ??points. . Jordan said after the game: "I told Jerry (Stackhouse) that he was talking in his sleep."

Doug Collins: When the Pistons score more than 100 points while limiting their opponents to Below 100 points, they almost always win.

Collins used to be Jordan's coach, and Phil Jackson took his place, and later he became the head coach of the Pistons. His words seemed to have been said by a famous commentator in China.

1. Before the 7th game of the Western Conference Finals between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Sacramento Kings, Lakers coach "Zen Master" Jackson said to the players: "This is a... This is a crucial game. Whether we can win three consecutive championships depends on today. Only if we win today's game will we have a chance to compete with the Nets for the championship. So I hope no fools will be allowed in this team. Who is the fool? Stand up!" As soon as he finished speaking, O'Neal stood up. The old Zen Master was very surprised and asked uneasily: "Shaquille, what's wrong with you? Are you not an idiot?" O'Neal said, "Coach, I really can't bear it. Let you stand there alone."

2. I also just arrived. Magic Johnson is an outstanding basketball player in the United States. He is worshiped by fans for his magical skills. One day, after returning from the game, he and a team member started playing in the room. By accident, Johnson fell from a window on the second floor, which quickly attracted many onlookers. A traffic policeman came over quickly and asked Johnson, who had just stood up from the ground and was still touching his head, "What happened?" Johnson looked around and said, "I don't know, I just got here too. ”

3. Miracle In a fierce basketball game, two fingers of a player’s left hand were seriously injured. After the game, he went to a surgical clinic for treatment on his way home. . "Doctor!" he asked anxiously, "can I play the piano after my hand is healed?!" "That's fine!" the doctor assured him. "Then this is a miracle. Doctor, I have never played the piano before!"

5. Blood transfusion O'Neal said to Yao Ming: "I can give you a lot of money, but I have to take some from you. Blood is transferred to the rest of the Lakers, making them as tall as you.

Yao Ming smiled and said: "Well, I will pay you a sum of money to buy your blood, so that I can become as strong as you."

6 Basketball Coach: A certain player failed to make five shots in a row. The coach said: "Idiot, look at me." "Also shot five times,

1.

Harden asked Kobe: "When can I achieve your achievements, Corvo? "

Kobe asked: "Do you know what Los Angeles is like at four in the morning? "

Harden: "I know! "

Kobe: "How do you know? "

Harden: "I just came out of the nightclub. "

2.

Michael Ray Richardson: "This ship is sinking. "(Well, a very good metaphor)

Michael Ray Richardson: "The sky is the limit. "(High, really high)

3.

If many NBA superstars come to China, China's No. 1 basketball king Wu Huyou will compete in this unprecedented one-on-one process. In all the games, Wu Huyou lost without exception, and some fans who "understood the football emperor" quit.

-----------The most witty one I have seen. "Knowing the King of Football" replied like this: Most NBA superstars are physically strong. If it were replaced by a star without a height advantage such as Iverson or Nash, Wu Huyou would have a much greater chance of winning!

I think this is The worst time ever for hacking me!

4.

A certain coach: “Will I get a technical foul because of the thoughts in my head? "

Referee: "No. ”

Coach: “Well, I think you are really fucking irredeemable!” ”

5.

Artest took a taxi and was recognized by the driver. The driver said I have a question for you. Artest said you can ask it. The driver said: 12 The millionaires were sitting in front of the TV watching the playoffs. Who are they?

Artest thought for a long time. Tell me, driver: the lakers.

Ah. Tai:............

6.

James said: I only have three words in response to this - a bunch of nonsense !

7.

The whole audience was in an uproar. Everyone here was wondering how to ask such a question.

Paul smiled faintly, "No, Jordan." "Have you ever made it?" The atmosphere suddenly became lively and the applause lasted for a long time.

8.

Mr. Fu said: "Whenever Yao Ming fails to make a layup or dunk, he will say, ' Tomatoes', doesn't anyone know?"

Tim Duncan is two years younger than Lin Chiling

In any field there will be some humorous people, and there will also be some who behave inappropriately because of their words and deeds. People who make jokes are no exception in the basketball world. Let’s talk about a few jokes made in the basketball world. Anthony: If we don’t win the championship, I will buy a house here and not go there.

< p> In 2004, Anthony, who had just entered the league, participated in the Athens Olympics with the US team. When he first arrived in Athens, Anthony said in an interview: It would be easy for us to win the championship. If we don't win, I will buy a house in Athens. , live here because I have no shame to go back to the United States. We all know what happened later. The American team lost many games in the Olympics and was eventually eliminated by Argentina. However, Anthony did not fulfill his promise. He bought a house in Athens and returned to the United States. This incident later became a joke.

This incident happened during the transaction. Not long ago, a three-way trade between the Wizards, Suns and Grizzlies almost happened in the NBA. At that time, it was said that Ariza would go to the Wizards, Oubre would go to the Grizzlies, and Sheldon and Brooks would go to the Suns. It was about to be done, but there was a problem with Brooks. The Suns insisted that the Grizzlies committed to Dillon Brooks, but the Grizzlies said that what we had been talking about was Marshon Brooks. In the end, the deal fell through because of Brooks. I can only say that they are too lax.

There are many jokes in the NBA, which also adds a lot of fun to the game. Ricky Davis: The team selected LeBron James. Brown James is here to assist me!

If you want to talk about the more classic jokes in the basketball world, this sentence of former Cavaliers boss Ricky Davis must be on the list. famous.

Even as the undisputed superstar of today's league, LeBron James had his moments as a rookie.

It was the 2003-2004 season. The high-profile talented high school student was selected as the No. 1 pick by the Cleveland Cavaliers, and the boss of the Cavaliers at the time was Ricky Davis.

Ricky Davis is not a mediocre player, but he obviously underestimated the talent of LeBron James. Later, in order to correct James, the Cavaliers chose to trade Ricky Davis, and after being traded to the Celtics, Ricky Davis actually said: "I thought LeBron James was hired by the team to help me."

It is worth mentioning that Ricky Davis once asked James to carry his shoes, and according to rumors, this was the final straw in Ricky Davis’ Cavaliers career. The last straw.

Easter egg: Ricky Davis once did an even more funny move. In order to get a triple-double in a game, he aimed at his own basket. Basketball to clear the backboard. And his move forced the league to issue an emergency penalty rule for throwing balls into the own basket.

Durant: "Scarlett Johansson, I want to drink your bathwater"

Durant is a well-known "emotional intelligence" in the league The "worrying" superstar player has also done many very funny things, such as calling his former teammates "cats and dogs" after joining the Warriors, such as forgetting to switch Twitter accounts, etc. Of course, the most famous one is the "bath water meme" "Yes.

At the 2011 Golden Globe Awards, American Hollywood actress Scarlett Johansson walked on the red carpet. Her gorgeous look made countless men choke. Swallowing, but Durant's behavior was a bit out of line. He couldn't help but send a tweet: "Scarlett, I want to drink your bath water."

Scarlett, the heroine of the incident, also responded to Durant on Twitter. If he can win the championship in the 2011-12 season, then she wouldn't mind letting Durant take a taste of her bath water. Unfortunately, James' outstanding performance in the finals helped Miami eliminate the Thunder 4-1 and win the Heat's second championship in team history. Durant's bath water was just gone.

But there is also news that Scarlett Johansson does not use Twitter and other social accounts, and some people suspect that Scarlett Johansson’s reply was fabricated, but in any case, Durant's words have completely turned into a joke.

Kobe: Have you ever seen Los Angeles at 4 a.m.? Harden: I’ve seen it, I just came out of the nightclub

Harden is the hottest star in the league today and a strong contender for MVP, but Deng also hangs out in nightclubs. during training.

It was a few years before Deng came to the Rockets. The reputation of "nightclub club" spread throughout the league. Deng, who often hung out in nightclubs, also became a joke among many fans. The object of this joke also came into being.

The background of this joke is:

The frustrated Harden and Kobe exchanged experiences and asked how Kobe gained With 5 championships, Kobe Bryant said that classic saying: Have you ever seen Los Angeles at 4 o'clock in the morning? I originally wanted to teach the younger generation from the perspective of diligence and hard work, but Harden unexpectedly said: I've seen it before, I just came out of the nightclub.

But later, Brother Deng turned around, gave up nightclubs and Kardashian, and suddenly became the top player in the league, which can be said to be very inspiring. Kobe's wife Vanessa also personally refuted the rumors. Kobe's statement that he "saw every four o'clock in the morning in Los Angeles" was purely pretentious. He only got up at 4 o'clock in the morning a few times, not every day.

One last joke:

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Capela is a perfect candidate for making jokes. One year, Capela finally got a starting position with the Rockets. He was really overjoyed and wanted to express himself, but he had no capital to express himself. What should he do?

So he thought and thought, and finally thought of a good way. He thought of Yao Ming of his own team. When he was not playing well, because he is a great Chinese and the Chinese people are united, during the NBA All-Star voting, Yao Ming actually won several seasons because of his Chinese background. As the top vote-getter, I also want to learn from Yao Ming and please the Chinese people. So he asked around and quickly got a Chinese person's evaluation of him. It's called "Cake King". He was puzzled. So he thought: The Chinese might be trying to get me fat so that I can play better. I am grateful to the great Chinese people. I printed such a beautiful and high-level name given to me by the Chinese on my cultural shirt. I don’t believe that I am not amazing.

He really had someone make him a cultural shirt with the famous "Cake King" printed on it. This time he really became famous. He discovered a strange phenomenon. When people who knew Chinese characters saw him wearing the cultural shirt with "Cake King" printed on it, they immediately laughed out loud. Capella thought to himself: Look, I am so smart this time!

Paragraph 1: The owner of the Hornets challenged the players to a duel, and each player was defeated. A fan passed by and said: "You guys are really rubbish. You can't even beat a 50-year-old man. I'll fuck you." That’s okay.”

Until he knew who the boss of the Hornets was.

Paragraph 2: Quotations from Mr. Zhang Weiping

Sun Yue, play with him! (The words come from the Beijing Olympics men’s basketball game) (I did this picture on purpose)

Kobe catches the ball, champion, champion (the Lakers won the championship in the 2010 Finals, old man Extremely happy)

Do you really dare to shoot this ball? Wow, I really dare to score this goal! (Explanation of one of Kobe Bryant’s forced shots)

Paragraph 3: Kobe Howard’s trash talk

Kobe: “Try me, soft!" (Fuck me, softie!)

Howard: "I know you, dog" (I know your skills, old dog!)

Look at the level of trash talk people have.

Paragraph 4: Bird and Jordan exchange trash talk

Jordan: "Hello, Donald Duck" (sarcasm Bird is as stupid as a duck)

Bird: "Shut up, Mickey Mouse" (Mr. Joe has a pair of ear-catching ears)

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1. Li Nan and Yao Ming set up a pick-and-roll, and Li Nan shot a three-pointer - Coach Zhang: "Yes!" The result was a three-pointer. After a while, Zhu Fangyu repeated his old trick and shot a three-pointer - Director Zhang: "Yes!" The result was another three-pointer...

2. Now please Director Zhang gave the Rockets some guidance. The Rockets are currently 20 points behind. Director Zhang said. . . . . . The Rockets only need 2 points to win. First, score more goals. Second, don't let the opponent score, Sun Zhengping said. . . . . .

Okay, Director Zhang hit the nail on the head!

3. Anderson has played in the NBA for 15 seasons and is 29 years old this year

I want to win seven championships, and I will start the playoff control mode...