1. "Travel" means going from a place where you are tired of living to a place where others are tired of living.

2. The "boss" is someone who will arrive early when you are late, and who will be late when you arrive early.

3. Often the teacher on the stage has taught a lesson to the point of confusion, while the students in the audience are still clueless.

4. The only thing most people do better than others is recognizing their own handwriting.

5. When I was in elementary school, I felt that there were two types of teachers: one was male and the other was female. After entering junior high school, I found that there are still two types of teachers: one is critical, and the other is female. One kind is incapable of criticizing others. When I was admitted to college, I found that there are two kinds of teachers: one is knowledgeable and the other is uneducated. After I became a teacher, I found that there are still two kinds of teachers: one is with integrity. , one is spineless.

6. It’s really puzzling: Japan doesn’t have a Pavarotti-level figure, but it invented karaoke; it doesn’t have a Michael Jackson-level figure, but it invented a dancing machine; it doesn’t have a Spielberg There is no Picasso-level figure, but he invented a youth idol drama; there is no Picasso-level figure, but he invented a cartoon book... I am afraid that this kind of pop culture can only be created by the Japanese, and can only become popular in China.

7. "Development" is a modern behavior pattern of cutting down the woods, erecting high-rise buildings, and then planting low vegetation.

8. When humans cut down the first big tree in the natural jungle, civilization began; when humans cut down the last big tree, civilization ended.

9. "Instalment payment" means that when you buy it, it seems like you get it for free, and in the future, it seems like you pay for nothing without giving anything.

10. There are four things that have passed and will never come back: words spoken, arrows shot, time passed, and opportunities missed. ,

11. We have conquered the outer space of the universe, but we seem to have forgotten our own inner world.

12. Reports can be roughly divided into two categories: one can win thunderous applause, and the other can win thunderous snores.

13. Just like fashion, it is not your clothes that are easy to fall behind, but your ideas and abilities.

14. No matter how hard you squeeze the bull, you can't squeeze out a drop of milk.

15. In addition to teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

16. Discovering the extraordinary part of common sense is an extraordinary person.

17. Since many people agree that life is a book, it is not surprising that there are a few typos in it.

18. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary. Enemies do not believe your explanations, but friends do not need your explanations.

19. No matter which page you start reading a book, if it still doesn’t attract you after 5 minutes, please throw it away without hesitation.

20. Your own life, your own life, should be controlled by yourself. You have watched 10,000 family tragedies and comedies on TV. Can it replace your own love, marriage, and life? You have watched 8,000 sports games on TV, can it replace your own fitness and weight loss? When you are old When looking back at the past with dim eyes, I feel that my years have been wasted and there is nothing good to say about it. After doing some accounting, it turned out that I didn’t live my life seriously and spent most of my time watching other people’s lives on TV.

A living life is being slaughtered to pieces by television. Is it unfair?