Remarks: No need to say more, the phone number changes five times, so I have to take some time to drink tea and keep in touch! Information is transmitted and exchanged everywhere in the world. It is something we often do to use the Internet to compile high-quality copywriting. Refined language can express a lot of meaning. What are some sentences that touch your heart? After searching and sorting, I will present the sentences of funny Douyin messages for you in this column. Welcome to share them with your friends!

1. Bring New Year blessings; see your friends with joy. It is not easy to meet you on the Internet, and it is fate to become friends; cherish every sincere friend and every warm word Greetings; here I wish my dear friends: happiness, joy, happiness, good fortune and good wishes every day.

2. Friends, those who know how to rest assured will find ease; those who know how to forget, will find freedom; those who know how to care, will find friends; whether it is cold or not, coldness means coldness. May you have it every day Warm your mood!

3. There is a kind of warmth that comes from thinking in the heart, a kind of happiness that comes from memories in longing, a kind of care that transcends the worldly trajectory, and a kind of warmth that is like a rainbow in your heart. Just as beautiful! Take care of yourself while busy.

4. A man raising a woman outside is called "hidden beauty in a golden house". A woman raising a man outside is called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

5. The rooster and the hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chick has a mental problem and does not eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide aside to watch the chick. It is silly. The chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at the phone.

6. Sister, I love you just like a mouse loves rice. I miss you every time I click. I fall in love with you at first sight. I chase you without saying a word. I come to you again and again. I will definitely I want to catch you...

7. Shredded chicken with Beijing sauce, curry chicken nuggets, cola chicken nuggets, kung pao chicken, fried chicken steak, shredded chicken tofu, braised chicken legs, chicken bones with seeds, cucumber Chicken cubes, chicken cubes with green beans. . . . Are all the pigs, cattle, sheep, shrimps and fish dead?

8. What is cruelty? If it is a man, I will break his three legs; if it is a male dog, I will break his five legs!

9. The wife should follow her when she goes out, obey her orders, and blindly follow her when she is wrong; she should wait for her to put on makeup, remember her birthday, be willing to spend money, and tolerate beatings and scoldings.

10. If beauty is a mistake, then you have committed a heinous crime; if cleverness is punished, then you will be cut to pieces; if sexiness is a sin, then Are you going to be struck by lightning?

11. Take care of your journey and be safe. This is my last order to you, even though you have been ordering me for four years! You who have killed a thousand swords, forget about me and just wait for me to rob your tomb!

12. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books.

13. Hey, this is the university...

14. Learn more when you encounter difficulties: heavy snow weighs on the rock pine, and the rock pine is straight and straight. You should know that the pine trees are noble and pure, just wait until the snow melts. If you don’t remember this, don’t blame me for not remembering our past friendship and I’ll give you a shot at Focus Interview!

15. Dear brothers and sisters, have a good journey! As a junior, I am also in a special stage. At the same time, I also want to say something to the juniors: seize the time and don’t wait until graduation. “Looking back at my so-called college life, I want to cry, not because Farewell, but because I didn’t learn anything. I don’t know how to write a resume. If I had left it blank in the past, the biggest gain may be-the patience and adaptability to nothing..."! Make good use of the library and learn "the basic knowledge of self-study, practice and mastery, develop interests, take the initiative to control time and do things for others", this is what I feel now.

16. Mathematics class representative: I suggest you never go into business after graduation! You don't know how to count at all! Your math score has never exceeded 10%, + you can say it is equal to.

17. The time spent with you is the most beautiful memory in my life. I cherish it, the sky is blue every day! I have to take some time off to drink tea.

18. Some feelings need to be forgotten; some feelings need to be commemorated; some feelings cannot be repeated.

19. Boys like you are so rare, but it’s hard to handle all boys like you. It's up to you.

(Applicable to boys)

20. Although I haven’t gotten along with you very much, from the way you behave in daily life, I remember that you are a very strong person. As the representative of the accounting class, I often see you busy and shouting to collect homework, haha, you are really dedicated. She feels like a strong woman. You are about to graduate. I hope you can successfully enter your ideal university and find your own happiness. There is still a long road ahead, so come on!

21. Remarks: No need to say more, the phone number changes five times, you have to take time to drink tea and keep in touch!

22. To be honest, you are a pretty good person, with good looks and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future or not, I will always wish you the best! My dear, I have a message for you: die early and be reincarnated early!

23. Dear friends, the good days are getting shorter and shorter every day. Whether you are a graduating classmate or a junior or junior fellow student, please hurry up and cherish the remaining time in college. You will be in the future, so keep in touch if you have the opportunity. Love, don’t leave too much behind in the future. “Just remember the beginning...” It’s better to cherish it than to miss it!

24. Classmates for two years, *** describe how many chapters of friendship were written in one sunny day. May the passing months turn into beautiful memories and stay in my heart forever. May you be a drop of crystal water that projects into the vast friendship, be a flower that composes a hundred gardens, and be a shining fiber that embroiders a bright red flower. Wear the shirt, be a small screw, and stick to your position for the rest of your life.

25. What cannot be forgotten is the smell of tea noodles in the school canteen; what cannot be erased is the little bits and pieces of our past four years.

26. I often think of myself in the third grade of junior high school. I got up early every day, walked alone on the playground, and breathed the cold, moist and fresh air. Look at the sky in the distance and tell yourself that you must get out of here. When I entered high school, I thought everything would change with the passage of time, but I was still not free. In this ultra-fast-paced era, one cannot afford to slow down. Because maybe if you take a step slower, you will no longer be able to keep up with the pace of the times.

27. I hope that when we meet again, it will be at the doctoral graduation ceremony of Harvard University in the United States. You and I are extremely excited, hold hands with each other, and you say: Congratulations on getting your doctorate! I also say: You will do it again. Look elsewhere. People have picked up all the cans here! 12. English class representative: If you have the chance to see foreigners, don’t talk to them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can hear the English you speak. Got it!

28. Gou Shengzi: I always believe in your famous saying, 'school is a garbage dump'

29. Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we can also graduate like this. , I think you will never forget me,

30. From the time I met you until now, you have always been the last one, and I have been the second last one, big brother!

31. You are as agile as a monkey every time you skip class and jump out of the window.

32. Also! China’s area is 9.6 million square kilometers, not 9.6 million square meters!

33. English class representative: If you have the opportunity to see foreigners, thousands of Don't talk to them,

34. The road is long and the wind is strong, brothers, walk well.

35. You can have commas, exclamation points, and ellipses in your life, but you cannot have periods.

36. In fact, I have always had a grudge in my heart. I will tell you today: You said your dimples are bigger than my eyes! You said you can't make me angry! You want to Ask me how much I hate you, your dimples make my heart drop!

37. I give you a grass with a "heart": be attentive, careful and perseverant; be loving, kind-hearted, warm and considerate.

38. May you be like a green pine on a high mountain, not afraid of severe cold, not afraid of ice and snow, and stand tall!