1. I don’t know why, but I always feel that the food eaten in class is much more delicious than usual.

2. Silence is the last dignity of a person who fails the exam, and silence is the highest contempt of a person who gets an A.

3. A true warrior dares to face the dismal scores and face the dripping report card. What kind of mourners and happy ones are these?

4. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried too early.

5. I try my best to gather myself, just like the stone I hold tightly, in order to throw it farther!

6. In the dark night, I suddenly wanted to study, but when I found the candle, it was already dawn

7. Don’t get an A in one exam, A Take too much, and your A will lose value.

8. The little magpie is building a new house, and the little bee is busy collecting honey. Where does happiness come from? It must be created through hard work!

9. The topic of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and there were only five words in the essay. This is courage.

10. The story of Meng’s mother moving three times actually shows that she had a good son. If it were me, it would be useless to move a hundred times!

11. It is not difficult for a person to get an A. What is difficult is to get A all his life and never get an A.

12. Thesis cannot be like cooking. You have to prepare all the ingredients before you start writing.

13. If the exam fails you, don’t be sad or angry! Let's tolerate it for the time being when the pear is big: believe it, the day of trouble will come.

14. A pair of enemies who prevent others from earning RMB reasonably and lawfully. Read thousands of books, travel thousands of miles, make millions of dollars, and become a heartthrob!

15. How many points the teacher gives me, how many years do I wish the teacher to live.

16. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!

17. And those formulas that we once thought we would never forget are forgotten by us in the process of never forgetting them.

18. School broadcast, get out of class is over, teacher: You have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you are going to suffer again.

19. Since you are not allowed to fall in love, you might as well stop giving out school uniforms to avoid being called couple costumes.

20. Human wisdom holds three keys: one for answering questions, one for writing papers, and one for dealing with differential scores. Knowledge, thoughts, fantasies are there.

21. When I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, if you learn this skill, you will never starve to death for the rest of your life, so my mother taught me how to eat.

22. The teacher’s classic lie: I treat all students equally regardless of whether they are good students or bad students.

23. When a person is about to graduate, his words are also good.

24. There are only people in the world who don’t work hard, and there is no class that cannot get an A.

25. It turned out that I didn’t have anyone I liked at school, so I really had no motivation to go to school.

26. Worry about the worries of the end of the year first, and rejoice in the joy of the end of the year.

27. If you like a course, you will be happy when you review it; if you love a course, you will continue to review it even if you are not happy.

28. An old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west. Before leaving, he gave a barrel of oil as a gift. As he left, the old friend returned it and thought, this guy is really stingy.

29. There is no distinction between winning and losing in the science examination, and there is no distinction between high and low. Because there is always only one answer!

30. I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but I can’t find a way out

31. How can Emperor A at the top understand the depth of F? Woolen cloth?

32. When I walked to the examination room, I collapsed and cried when I saw the papers. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

33. The class is sometimes very noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly becomes strangely quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever experienced it?

34. Every time after taking an exam, I comfort myself that it doesn’t matter, the important thing is to participate.

35. Happy candidates are all similar, and candidates who fail in the exam each have their own reasons for failing.

36. What is measured in the exam is not the score, but the signal of China Mobile.

37. If you do exam exercises every day, no wonder you don’t lose weight. I failed the exam again today, tears streaming down my face, and my heart felt empty. I was rescued from the sea of ??questions and fell into the exam ditch again. Not to mention not losing weight, when weighed on the scale, a person is thinner than a watermelon.

38. People are not born to be retaken. People can be deferred, but they cannot be retaken.

39. After listening to English, the only thing I can understand is the first few Chinese sentences.

40. You will be a meritorious emperor in life, but you will be a ghost hero in death. Don’t learn from Xiang Yu and jump into the east wind in management.

41. Meet the person you want to meet among millions of people. In millions of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, there is no step too early or one step too late. You just happen to meet him. , there is nothing else to say, I can only ask softly: Oh, you died too.

42. If you review too much, you don’t need to think about it; if you don’t review at all, you don’t need to think about it.

43. The reading of the book becomes slower and slower, and the test becomes more difficult.

44. The exam is like a floating cloud, and it will become a dark cloud after the exam.

45. When I was in school, I thought about a vacation every day. Now that I have a complete vacation, I want to go to school again!

46. Looking at the face of the class teacher makes me have the urge to drop out of school. How can I study?

47. The watch drawn on my hand when I was a child did not move, but it took away our best time.

48. The end of the term is a bright sadness. Even if the whole world is occupied, I will be by your side. If there is hell, we will study together.

49. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

50. What is a class teacher: He is a person who destroys your friendship and then your love and still doesn’t let go of your family ties.

51. Follow your own habits and make others nervous!

52. When a semester is over, everything belonging to that semester ceases to exist─except grade points.

53. Taking notes as a matter of fact and printing as extravagantly as possible are nothing but floating clouds, and nothing can be achieved except tranquility.

54. The sky is vast and the fields are vast, and the grass is blown by the wind and you can see cow and sheep excrement!

55. Do you know why my paper is white? Because it forgot its own answer.

56. Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. If you don’t believe me, call him out and ask!

57. Even if I have bangs in school, I have to go to my parents. If I can’t improve my grades, it’s because of my hairstyle?

58. Test, test, test is the teacher’s magic weapon; points and points are the lifeblood of students.

59. Whether you listen to the class or not, the teacher is there and will not leave until get out of class is over.

60. Don’t think that if you send text messages in class, I don’t know who would giggle at their crotch.

61. Failure is the mother of success, and Zhilong is the father of success.

62. What I hate most is the abbreviations on the reference answers.

63. The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the fact that I clearly memorized it but could not remember this question in the examination room.

64. One cannot copy the same paper twice, but one can submit the same paper in two subjects.

65. You can pick exotic flowers and herbs from the cliff, and you can experience the ups and downs from the exam.

66. The three cups hold promise, and the five mountains are as light as the darkness, forgetting each other.

67. If you can’t poop, you can’t blame the earth’s gravity. It may be because you are constipated!

68. The American goddess holds a torch in this hand and a book in this hand. This tells us that we must study even when the power is out.

69. We always rush to prepare for the next lesson before we have time to feel sad.

70. Can’t study well, can’t play happily, can’t sleep well, and eat too much.

71. An exam is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will get before the exam.

72. I still remember when I was a child, I was holding spicy strips in one hand and one or two cents of water in the other hand, eating them with gusto.

73. Who still remembers the classic saying in school, just wait for me and I will stop you after school.

74. No more skipping classes because there are no classes.

75. The history of our bloody battle at the end of the term is just like the extraction of essential oils. At that time, a large number of petals were used, but the result was only 30%, but my roommate was not among them, let alone me.

Chinese Reading Famous Quotes

1. Ask the canal how clear it is, for there is a source of living water. ——Zhu Xi

2. Aspiration should be based on true character, and study must be done with hard work.

—— Ruan Yuan

3. The books are as affectionate as old friends, and the joys and sorrows of each other are like each other in the morning and evening. ——Yu Qian

4. Those who know are not as good as those who are good at it, and those who are good at it are not as good as those who are happy. ——Confucius

5. Read more than ten thousand volumes, and write like a master. ——Du Fu

6. To establish oneself, one should first establish one’s studies, and to establish one’s studies, one should take reading as the basis. ——Ouyang Xiu

7. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. ——Laozi

8. Prosper in "Poetry", establish in etiquette, and succeed in music. ——Confucius

9. Books are like medicine. Good reading can cure stupidity. ——Liu Xiang

10. The method of reading is to proceed step by step, read thoroughly and think carefully. ——Zhu Xi

11. Work hard to know all the words in the world, and resolve to read all the books in the world. ——Su Shi

12. If a jade is not pecked, it will become useless; if a person does not learn, he will not know. ——"Book of Rites"

13. The road to cultivation is long and long, and I will search up and down. ——Qu Yuan

14. When three people are walking together, there must be my teacher. Choose the good ones and follow them, and change the bad ones. ——Confucius

15. Black-haired people don’t know how to study early, and white-haired people regret studying late. ——Yan Zhenqing

16. Read it a hundred times, and its meaning will become apparent. ——"Three Kingdoms"

17. When the book is used, it will be regretted. It will not be difficult until it has happened. ——Lu You

18. Appreciate the wonderful articles and analyze the doubts. ——Tao Yuanming

19. Do not do evil because it is small, and do not do good because it is small. ——Chen Shou's "Three Kingdoms"

20. Read old books without getting tired of reading them a hundred times. If you read them carefully, you will know yourself. ——Su Shi

21. Without indifference, there is no clear ambition, and without tranquility, there is no far-reaching goal. ——Zhuge Liang

22. A bookworm must be good at writing, and an art nut must have good skills. ——Pu Songling

23. My life has a limit, but my knowledge also has no limit. ——Zhuangzi

24. Learning without thinking means nothing, thinking without learning means peril. ——Confucius

25. Without learning, there is no way to expand talents, and without ambition, there is no way to achieve learning. ——Zhuge Liang

26. There are three ways to read, namely heart, eyes and mouth. ——Zhu Xi

27. Read three hundred Tang poems by heart, and can recite them even if you don’t know how to compose them. ——Sun Zhu's "Preface to Three Hundred Tang Poems"

28. If a young man does not work hard, the old man will be sad. ——"Han Yuefu." "Long Song Xing"

29. Don't wait for a while, the young man's head will turn gray, and he will feel empty and sad. ——Yue Fei

30. If a bird wants to fly high, it first flutters its wings; if a man wants to make progress, he first studies. ——Li Kuchan

31. Read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles. ——Liu Yi

32. Don’t do to others what you don’t want others to do to you. ——Confucius

Victor Hugo’s reading quotes

1. Only with material things can people survive; only with ideals can people live. What is the difference between survival and life? Animals are meant to survive, and humans are meant to live. ——Hugo

2. Books are tools for cultivating the soul——Hugo

3. Being a saint is a special situation; being an upright person is a special situation. As a human being, even if you wander on the wrong path, make mistakes, and make mistakes, you should always be an upright person.

4. It is also a good thing that there are many thorns on the road of art. Most people are afraid of it, except those with strong will. "Hugo on Literature"

5. Nothing can promote the creation of the future like bold fantasy. Today's fantasy is tomorrow's reality. —— Hugo's famous saying

6. When others let go, he still insists; when others retreat, he still presses forward; every time he falls, he stands up immediately. This kind of person must have never failed. —— Hugo's famous saying

7. Books are friends, although they are not passionate, but they are very loyal——Hugo

8. Hope will always be our religion? It is a great blessing to be able to see things today that can only be seen tomorrow. "The Biography of Hugo"

9. If there is no such thing as despair in the world, hope is the greatest inspiring force of mankind. "1993"

10. Education! science! To learn to read is to light a torch; every syllable of every word sends out sparks. ——"Les Miserables"

11. Despicable people are always ungrateful: ingratitude is originally a part of being despicable.

——Hugo

12. It is easy to be a good person, but difficult to be an upright person.

13. Life is a flower, and love is nectar. —— Hugo's famous saying

14. Do you want to understand what revolution is? Just call it progress. Do you want to understand what progress is? Call it tomorrow. Tomorrow goes ahead and does its work, and has begun doing it today, and despite all the changes, it never fails to reach its goal.

15. All kinds of stupid things, under the influence of reading good books every day, seem to be roasted on the fire, gradually melting.

16. People who insist on the truth are great.

17. The sky is more magnificent than the sea, and the conscience is more magnificent than the sky.

18. A girl is the body of an angel. When she becomes a young woman, the angel flies away; but after some time, the angel will come back and give a little life to the mother. young woman. "Sea Labor"

19. When a person is on the top of the mountain, he will look down into the abyss; after falling into the abyss, he will look up at the sky. "The Laughing Man"

20. If you are a stone, you should be a magnet; if you are a plant, you should be a mimosa; if you are a human, you should be the person you love. "Les Misérables"

21. No matter what the future is, no matter what happens, we will never lose hope: hope is a virtue. "The Biography of Hugo"

22. A person's face often reflects his inner world. It is wrong to think that thoughts have no color.

23. Being unmasked is a kind of failure, but taking off the mask yourself is a kind of victory.

24. Since destiny is determined by opportunity, we should understand: everyone, whether ordinary people or great men, must design their own life. In this way, ideals may change at some point in the future. become reality. "To his grandchildren who have lost their parents"

25. You must always look towards the dawn of youth and life.

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