1. Lv Xiucai: The breeze and the bright moon tickle my heart, dig my heart! (asking the proprietress) What other words are there?

Boss: Steal my heart!

Lv Xiucai: Yes! The breeze and the bright moon stole my heart!

Thief: Are you such a thief? Stealing, cleaning people's houses.

Stealing Saint (White): Can it be done without cleaning? I have to follow the footprints.

Thief: You have something. You will return them to others in a few days.

Theft of Saint: Can I not send it back? You are not in a hurry to lose things!

3. Li Dazui's mother: I eat more salt than you eat!

Li Dazui: That's your mouth!

Li Dazui's mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have!

Li Dazui: That's because I'm too lazy to move!

4. Guo Furong Kuixing Catcher: It's really a bully in the Seven Chivalries!

Li Dazui: Who is that mother?

5. proprietress: a woman's happiness is to marry a man and serve him all her life.

Guo Furong: Why didn't he wait on me all his life?

Boss: You know why you can't get married.

6. Teacher: Is this Li Kui jy?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.

Teacher: Oh, how about this?

Mo Xiaobei: Yue Fei.

Teacher: How about this?

Mo Xiaobei: Faye Wong.

Everybody: What does Faye Wong do?

One more actor: sing!

7. Laobai: Read the whole Norwegian forest.

Scholar: Come on, what age is this? There is no such petty book to read.

Laobai: No, you can't write?

8. Scholar: Zi once said, "It is impolite to come and not go."

Oh, so you molested her?

9. Scholar: Why not let me write Spring Festival couplets?

Wife of shop-owner: Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. Save it for Qingming.

10. Boss: What's your goal?

Guo Furong: Be an incomparable woman.

Mother-in-law: Why do you carry it so far? Say it closer.

Guo Furong: A raise.

Boss: This one is farther than the previous one.