2. How big a body you have to be to support your filthy soul!
3. Why do I get fat when I want to lose weight, but my wallet loses weight when I want to gain weight?
4. When I was a child, I thought there were only two kinds of people in this world, that is, China people and foreigners.
5. The famous aphorism: "Give me a branch, I can pry your girlfriend away."
6. In fact, Tang Priest loves Tathagata and is not afraid to learn from the scriptures just to meet him.
7. Don't show off in an ostentatious manner with me, or I'll give you a spoonful of it and you won't be able to buckle it in the wall.
8. Now women are so great that they are pregnant before they know it, and they have children without fathers.
9. What would you do if someone told you that you won 1W? Calm down and say to yourself: Stop dreaming!
1. In this world, reading a few novels is all sad, and I don't believe in love.
11. When I got up in the morning, I saw the person in the mirror shouting: Wow, this beautiful woman looks like a flower.
12. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone!
13. The furthest distance in the world is that the computer can't be played in front of you, and if you can, there will be no network.
14. He is worth tens of millions, owns countless luxury cars, private luxury restaurants and modern farms. Since I lost my QQ number? .
15. Don't keep me silent, or the gold will fall and kill you.
16. Really, I am a genius, but I am jealous of talents.
17. I am unknown in the world, and you turn all beings upside down in the vegetable market.
18. You are my super happy insole. Let me step on you.
19. If the quilt is the grave of youth, I would rather die in it.
2, she said, don't stare at her all the time, she will be shy. Then, she slapped me in the face.
21, those who can't lose weight will always eat in Sao and those who can't get fat will have nothing to hide.
22. Time flies. We will know each other for one year in 335 days.
23. To ask how long a minute is, it depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.
24, in the middle of the night, suddenly listen to sleep, sleep, it was my lullaby.
25. I usually eat crisp noodles, which are more convenient than instant noodles!
26. If only there were as many numbers in my bank card as there were gold coins in QQ Farm.
27. From junior high school to senior high school, it's good to blow the cow once again.
28. My brother told you that you can't go to school all the time, and you will get hemorrhoids if you sit down. It hurts!
29, When others say you are crazy, you are not far from success. Once you succeed, you will appear in essence? .
3, 1 What's the use of learning English? Isn't it just those letters?
I like making friends, especially girlfriends. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain? .
32 and 3 monks are very fashionable, because they all wear harem pants.
33. A happy day is a day when you are full and go to sleep.
34. Don't think that you can save the world just because you look like Optimus Prime. It's useless.
35. I thought I was an expert in love, but I didn't expect you to be an old hand in love.