Classic lines of meteor shower 1 1. Duan: "This classmate, you are very embarrassed!"
Murong Haiyun: "So what?"
Shangguan: "Still dragging English? I hate it when people speak English to me! "
2. Murong Haiyun: "Oh, buy it!"
Principal: "What are you talking about? I am your God here! "
3. Principal: "Don't look at me so glumly" (opposite paragraph)
Shangguan: "I will give you three seconds to apologize for my shoes!" " "
Murong Haiyun ruthlessly stepped on Shangguan's expensive shoes that vomited blood: "This is the way my shoes apologize to yours!" " "
5. "My name is Li from Bruce Lee, and the dragon is the dragon from Bruce Lee. At this moment, don't think I'm seducing you ... "
(Four men come forward and start beating Li Long. )
Shangguan: "Return it to Bruce Lee."
Ye Shuo: "I'm still Ip Man!" I'm so happy! Sit on the ground! )
6. Gu Lan: "Lights out! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "(This sentence is super powerful and explosive! )
7. Chu Xun Yu: "The idea of thinking that you are a pig is a typical manifestation of lack of vocabulary. You are a pig, which can be extended to wild boar, porcupine, flower pig, light pig, stupid pig, stupid pig, black suckling pig and pig eight quit. You are a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in cages! You are a desperate and lonely animal under the bright starry sky! Is a stupid pig who can never fly in the blue sky!
8. (Everyone laughs that Xun Yu is a hippo)
Ye Shuo: "Hippo"
Murong Haiyun: "Goodbye! Hippo! "
Shangguan: "Hippo ... Haha!"
Duanmu: "River ... don't care too much about them ..."
9. Teacher: "Don't talk to me in your Australian English! Because I feel very uncomfortable! "
10. Haiyun: "I am a stump, not a brain."
Chu Xun Yu: "I don't care about you because you are disabled."
Hai Yun: "I still don't care about you, because you are brain dead."
1 1. Haiyun: "Which one has a secret crush on you?"
12. Shangguan: "Hey, I want to say three words to you."
Chu Xun Yu: "What are you doing?"
Shangguan: "It was you. You are unlucky to meet me today, Chu Xun Yu, because I want to say three words to you today, and I want to say it ten times. "
Chu Xun Yu: "I know, you are a pig."
Shangguan: "Yes. I just want to tell you that you are a pig. "
13. Duan and Murong: "That idiot ..."
14. Gu Lan: "Dressed like this, you are not a bad person, but also a person with a broken brain!"
15. Caiyun: "Smelly boy, I have a lot of people chasing your sister."
16. (A turtle is blocked behind Chu)
Murong Haiyun: "Longevity is a blessing! Sister turtle thirteen! "
17. Chu Xun Yu: "This dead Tyrannosaurus Rex, if I see it again, I will kill it!"
18. Shangguan: "I count to one, two, three. Let's jump together! Three! "
20. (in a taxi)
Hai Yun: "Drive!"
Driver: "Where to?"
Sea of clouds: "whatever"
Driver: "Where?"
2 1. Principal: "Don't look at me so coldly, I'm colder than you!" (It is said to Duan again ...)
22. Murong Haiyun: "This classmate, it seems that you are not brain-damaged! Will count to three. "
23. Assistant Murong Haiyun: "Xiaohai, I am optimistic about you!" (plus a little Shenyang orchid finger ...)
24. (Ye Shuo wants to find someone to play football with)
Guo Rongrong: "School ..."
Ye Shuo: "What are you laughing at? I can't laugh. "
25. Chu Xun Yu: "I can't like a narcissist like you in my last life, next life and 800 life!" (Only not in this life! )
26. Chu Xun Yu: "I have seen narcissists, and I have never seen you so narcissistic!"
27. Chu: "First, I didn't procrastinate. I was angry. Second, my name is not hello. My name is Chu Xun Yu. Third, if you let me play this boring game again, I will definitely make you into real pigs. Fourth, I am not brain-dead! "
28. Murong Haiyun: "Don't you think your head is Nezha? Also a banana peel ... "
29. Yu Xin: "It's as good as your hair, you should take care of it with silk protein ..." (This sentence made me laugh completely! )
30. Shangguan: "They are all my basketball shoes".
The classic line of meteor shower 2 1, Chu Xun Yu, did you hear it? I am Murong Haiyun, and I am your sea of clouds. I want to tell you that I, Murong Haiyun, only love you all my life ... I know that I was wrong, and I know that my mistake is impossible for you to forgive, because I can't forgive myself ... These days, I can always dream of a back, which is your back, but I can't remember it. For a year, your back tortured me to sleep, and I woke up from my dreams again and again. I tried to catch it, but I couldn't. I escaped from the island and the whole world went to look for it. I know, if I can't find it, I can't feel at ease in my life! Now I remember, I remember everything. I searched all over the earth and finally found you. Now I just pray that you can come out to see me, Chu Xun Yu!
I have been calling you since noon, but I can't get through. I think I'm almost obsessive-compulsive Every time the screen lights up, my letter lights up. I hope you have forgiven me and would like to see me. It's my fault. It's my fault. I've been wondering who that person is. I failed. Now I understand why I can't remember you, because you are not in my mind, but in my heart!
3. Rain nettle! Come out! Even if you don't forgive me, come out and let me see you! Rain nettle! I like you forever, only you, do you hear me? Rain nettle ... I will wait for you to come out, no matter how long. ...
4. Rain nettle, do you really want to see me completely? I only like you.
People all over the world know that as long as Mr. Murong and Chu meet again and know each other, no one or any force can separate them.
6. Do you think it's strange that this is called not taking the usual road!
7, don't always take money to say things! I really hate your boring self-esteem at the grassroots level. Is it my fault that you Gao Fushuai?
Chu Xun Yu: "Do you mind if I like you only one tenth as much as you like me?"
Murong Haiyun: "If you like me only one tenth as much as I like you, then I will make up the remaining nine tenths.". If you like me only 1% of what I like about you, I will make up the remaining 99% for you! " "
Murong Yunduo (to Murong Haiyun): "When did you buy two mobile phones?" Murong Haiyun: "When I bought the second one." Murong Yunduo: "Nonsense!"
10, Murong Haiyun (to Chu): "You are so beautiful and so gentle. Every time I see you, I feel that life is full of hope. You hide so many secrets, sometimes you will be upset, but I know that in your heart, it is deep peace. I love you. "
Chu Xun Yu (asked guiltily): "Why are you reading this?"
Murong Haiyun: "This is my composition! The name is Xianghai! "
1 1, Mr. Murong (opposite paragraph): "Do you love to rob your friend's girlfriend so much? Shangguan has so many girlfriends that you can grab them in ten or eight years! "
12, I, Mr. Murong, swear to the earth, to the sky, to the clouds, to the wind and to the rainbow of flowers that I only love Chu all my life, and I will let her live happily all her life until she dies. "
13, look at your dark circles, how round they are!
14, paragraph: "In fact, sometimes learning is not rote learning. You see, like this question,' In which country did the Asian financial crisis first break out?' The answer is Thailand. Thailand and the financial crisis, what can you think of? (Classic Quotations) Shangguan Ruiqian: "Thailand? Ye Shuo: "Machine? Murong Haiyun: "Hair dryer, lighter? ..... tractor? "Shangguan Ruiqian:" Taitai Taitai Taitai thai massage! "
Murong Haiyun: "Yes! Doesn't massage mean massage in Japan? So ... the answer is: Japan! Right? " Shangguan Ruiqian: "..." Paragraph: "..." Ye Shuo turned around and hugged his arm: "It's so cold! ! ! "
15, Murong Haiyun (sincerely): "Mom, you and Yuqiao are the two most important women in the world." Murong Yunduo (with his head down and innocent eyes rolling): "Ahem ..."
Murong Haiyun (stunned and laughing): "Of course, there are sisters."
16, are you kidding Australia!
17, Murong Haiyun: "I have three best friends, one hacked my computer and the other robbed the girl I like."
Shangguan Ruiqian: "I didn't do anything wrong to you." Murong Haiyun: "You brought two people I don't want to see to my house to plead for a person who lost 30 million in my house!" "
18, Murong Haiyun: "This feeling is so familiar, it seems to be something that has been missing in my heart. I feel as if we have known each other for a long time. What's your name? "
19, Murong Haiyun: "We have experienced life and death, and I will love you all my life!"
20. Murong Haiyun: "I think my brain is a mess, just like a utility room full of sundries." I want to clean it up, but I have a headache when I think about it. " Vince: "Don't think so much, have a good rest. The medicine I just gave you is for the pain and sedation. Now I want you to close your eyes and have a good sleep, okay? "
2 1, Murong Yunduo: "Hey, I'm going to buy a gift for the rain nettle, too. Let's go together. "
Murong Haiyun: "You go to buy gifts, and I'll buy happiness."
22. When you face Chu, apologizing is the most difficult thing in the world.
23. First, your anger is written on your face; Second, hello is just a form of address; Third, this boring game will make you angry. The above three points fully prove that you are an idiot.