1. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem and made you like this.

2. The highest state of love is regret.

3. Wrong! This is not an ordinary box, it is the God in the Box, or the Box God for short!

4. I have been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depended on was this human head. I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to take it away.

5. I have a green dragon on my left, a white tiger on my right, an old ox on my waist, and a dragon head on my chest. If someone blocks me, I will kill someone, and if I block Buddha, I will kill Buddha!

6. I should hit you, but I will be sad if I don’t!

7. As long as you work hard, everyone can be a god of food.

8. Originally, I wanted to use this 10 yuan to study and become a doctor or lawyer, but for the sake of world peace...sigh.

9. So what? Since it’s chop suey noodles, what does a few pieces of shit mean? Twenty-three dollars.

10. Why do I cry? It turned out to be onions.

11. Are you hungry? I’ll give you a bowl of noodles.

12. Sister, you are not afraid of others laughing at you. Even dogs will faint if you are careful.

13. The Taoist priest took the money and gave it back to the villagers’ dried fish: Why don’t I want expensive things!

14. If you are not happy, even if you live forever, it is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it will be enough!

15. You go ahead. I will wait until my legs stop shaking so much and my heartbeat stops beating so wildly.

16. I have half of my pants off, please give me another chance!

17. If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish?

18. Can you leave some memories? No, if you want to stay, keep your people.

19. If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between him and a salted fish?

20. Ten thousand years is too long. So don't wait so long.

21. With your wisdom, it is difficult for me to explain to you!

22. All love in the world is love, and there is no distinction between great and small.

23. Can you have some professionalism!

24. Ridiculous! I dare to say boldly, no one dares to pretend in front of me, please be quiet!

25. With your wisdom, can I fool you?

26. There is no god of food at all, or in other words, everyone is a god of food.

27. Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous!

28. It was pitch dark ahead, and nothing could be seen. No, it will be beautiful after dawn.

29. The world is dangerous, and I will never leave my name easily.

30. It’s painful to be a handsome guy, but you weirdos won’t understand.

31. Humans are born of humans, and monsters are born of monsters. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a monster, but a human monster.

32. Why do you treat me like a pig? You let me sleep as soon as you see me.

33. Ten thousand years is too long. Love me now.

34. Actually, I am an actor.

35. Do you need a reason to like someone? Need it? Don't need it? Need it?

36. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. My true identity is a research monk (student).

37. Giving birth to me is a side effect! Don’t you enjoy the manufacturing process?

38. Don’t think that I won’t hit you just because you are handsome.

39. Only by becoming stronger can we become more and more like a fairy tale.

40. I always believe that fairy tales are true.

41. We got along well with each other, so I paid for the medical expenses.

42. My admiration for you is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.

43. If I pay hundreds of thousands per second, will I go play football with you?

44. It doesn’t matter if you don’t remember, forgetting is also a kind of happiness.

45. Do I have to tell you the Tathagata Palm even though I have learned it?

46. Brother, you are just a robber, stop imitating other people’s knowledge!

47. The poor monk is the abbot of Shaolin Temple, and his Buddhist name is Mengwei. Amitabha, I come and go with the wind.

48. Ah! Master's thinking is really as powerful as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas.

49. Fate is really unfair. Why do I lose my hair when I am so handsome? You are so ugly but don’t lose your hair.

50. Look, that person looks like a dog.

51. How could it be? Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use.

52. I didn’t expect that the lion’s roar skill also has a big trumpet, so I am resigned to it.