1. If one day I cannot help but ask you, you must lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.

2. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you are not drinking.

3. What? Waste paper? That’s a long lyric poem I wrote to propose to you, so you can’t understand it? Then what are you doing for your brother? He is a waste collector and can read poetry.

4. I’m staying up late and I’ll call you when I’m done.

5. I turned around and walked a few steps, looking back at you, and you happened to be looking back at me. The wintersweet trees around me had forgotten the season and were blooming with joy.

6. If I could travel through time, I would go back to the hospital on the day you were born and say to your father who was anxiously pacing in the corridor: Don’t worry, your wife and I will be fine. .

7. When you have a lover, leave your hometown as a journey. After your lover leaves, every step you take is wandering.

8. I raised my fist and was about to hit you, but you stretched out the scissors and said with a smile: I lost, hit me. How could I do it?

9. When you ignore me, I feel like there is a brother and sister riding a tandem bicycle, one brother pedals and the other pedals.

10. I will hide in your favorite yogurt and breathe through a straw when you are not drinking.

11. When you have a lover, leave your hometown as a journey. After your lover leaves, every step you take is wandering.

12. The whole reason why I have lived until now is to be able to say to you at this moment, I love you, and I will always protect you behind you.

13. I used to write stories with pencils, but now that I have met you, I erase everything and pick up a pen.

14. Even if it is the end of the world, I will still love you.

15. A group of gods and gods were fighting against the landlord in the sky. Seeing that Yue Lao had two cards left in his hand, the superior cleverly played out the cards one by one. Seeing that the opponent was about to finish the fight, Yue Lao had to take care of the cards. At that time, he still had a pair of me and you in his hand.

16. The greatest luck in my life is knowing you, but the greatest misfortune is not being able to have you. Maybe you will meet someone you love deeply, but you will never meet another person like me. The person who loves you so much.

17. Dear, help me sign the household registration book, just in the spouse column.

18. Silly girl, you know, I don’t trust others to take care of you! What if they really take good care of you?

19. Do you want to make a mistake and regret it for eternity? The opportunity is here.

20. I once wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your luggage and said you would go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, the moon never shined again after you left.

21. Girl, just obey me

22. Who said good flowers are placed on cow dung? Tell me, I will send my brothers to chop him down. Don’t be afraid, marry him After you give it to me, I will cover you. Humph, what kid doesn't want to be a fool anymore, but he dares to call my wife a cow dung.

23. I am a graduate of a prestigious university with a doctorate in "Animal Anatomy". After getting married, we started our own business and opened a pork stall in the vegetable market. I cut the meat and you took the money.

24. Looking for a girlfriend: The personality is the same as you, the appearance is the same as you, the appearance is exactly the same as you, the cuteness is as cute as you, I feel exactly like you!

25. From now on, we will be friends for a minute. This is a fact. You can't change it because it has passed.

26. I love the moon, its purity, its brightness, and its roundness. I love you, I love you true, I love you kind, I love you beautiful.

27. Just like a collision in a car accident, after a collision with you in the sea of ????people, I can’t afford to rely on you for a long time.

28. Don’t follow me! I told you to stay somewhere cool, can't you hear me? I can hear you, but don’t you think you sound cold when you speak?

29. The love line, life line and career line on my hand are all spelled out with your name.

30. Silly girl, you know, I don’t trust others to take care of you! What if they really take good care of you?

31. I’m staying up late, and I’ll call you when I’m done.

32. It is not difficult to go against the world in a cool way. For example, I can just quarrel with you.

33. Will you marry me? Will you marry me? Will you marry me? I’m just waiting for your words. If you agree, we will get married. If you don’t agree, we will get divorced.

34. A group of gods and immortals were fighting against the landlord in the sky. Seeing that Yue Lao had two cards left in his hand, the superior cleverly played out the cards one by one. Seeing that the opponent was about to finish the fight, Yue Lao had to take care of the cards. At that time, he still had a pair of me and you in his hand.

35. After you left, I realized that the apples I bought will not peel off automatically after being stored for two days.

36. I turned around and took a few steps, looking back at you, and you happened to be looking back at me. The wintersweet around me forgot the season and blossomed with joy.

37. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don’t fiddle with it, your heart will darken in a while.

38. I used to write stories with pencils, but now that I meet you, I erase everything and pick up a pen.

39. Eating together is called sharing meals, going home together is called carpooling, and housing together is called sharing rent. You leave the rest of your life to me and live together from now on. This is called desperate work.

40. Just like the screen of a mobile phone, if you don’t fiddle with it, your heart will darken in a while.

41. Job hunting! Major: Bachelor of Love. Specialties: Washing dishes and washing pots. Ability: I love you without saying it. Salary requirements: Your sincerity. Ideal contract period: Valid for many years, never change jobs!

42. Hey, take some salt. I said, after we have a full meal, how about we go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register and get a red book? What? I haven’t proposed yet? Isn’t this just a proposal? Who said that? You can't propose while cooking. I haven't said those three words yet? What three words or four words? Hey, get a pot of oil!

43. Always nod when meeting, and always say when you want to say It’s hard to speak, but the moment our eyes met, I felt your tenderness.

44. At least once in your life, you should forget yourself for someone. Don’t ask for results, don’t ask for companionship, don’t ask for what you once had, and don’t even ask for you to love me, just ask for the most beautiful thing in me. In my time, I met you.

45. Just like a collision in a car accident, after a collision with you in the sea of ????people, I could not afford to rely on you for a long time.

46. Missing is like a highlighter pen. I can’t see the handwriting when I wave it during the day, but every stroke is clear at night.

47. You are the wind and I am the sand, you are the toothpaste and I am the brush, you are the melon and vine and I am the melon. If you don’t love me, I will commit suicide.

48. The distance between us is only the distance of one heart. There is me in you and you in me. Holding your hand, giving me the magic of love, telling you that I love you wholeheartedly and cherishing each other.

49. Missing is like a highlighter pen. I can’t see the handwriting when I wave it during the day, but every stroke is clear at night.

50. After you left, I realized that the apples I bought will not peel off automatically after being stored for two days.

51. How about we start from scratch.

52. I once wanted to turn off the power of the moon in the sky, but later you packed your luggage and said you would go to a distant place to help me do it. Sure enough, the moon never shined again after you left.

53. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings. According to my research: You should be the biggest treasure in the world, filled with gold, diamonds and famous paintings.

54. You always ask me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smile and say: How could I be willing to gouge out your eyes.

55. I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow morning, and it is expected that I will continue to miss you in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, I will turn to violent thoughts in the evening, and my mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue Until I see you.

56. The whole purpose of my life is to meet you at this moment.

57. Don’t worry, you will not be poor if you follow me. After all, I am engaged in the trust investment industry and have been in the industry for six years. I have accumulated enough experience. As long as you marry me, I will give you my If you buy a lottery ticket with the numbers of your birthday and wedding anniversary, you are guaranteed to win a special prize of NT$10 million.

58. Every time you look at me affectionately, I want to push my nose into your face, and then insert a sign next to your eyes that says "No swimming allowed".

59. I miss you a little tonight to tomorrow morning, and it is expected that I will continue to miss you in the afternoon. Affected by this low mood, I will turn to violent thoughts in the evening, and my mood will drop by five degrees. It is expected that this kind of weather will continue Until I see you.

60. Some people love with their mouths, but I love with my heart. Maybe I will lose a lot, but I will not regret it.

61. It’s not the feeling of being in love that makes me happy, but the feeling of falling in love with you that makes me happy.

62. Beautifully written love words mostly make up for the lack of looks.

63. You always ask me to pick the most beautiful stars and give them to you. I smile and say: How could I be willing to gouge out your eyes.

64. The moment I saw you, my heart moved.

65. Dear, help me sign the household registration book, just in the spouse column.

66. In love, time is of the essence. It doesn't matter if you get to know each other too early or too late.

67. The man said: Let’s go to the house tomorrow? The woman said: What kind of house transfer? The man said: You sit on the left and I sit on the right, take a photo and post it. Woman: remain silent. The man in the silence said: If it doesn’t work, you can get a notarization first.

68. I really want to say those three words to you! But I'm afraid it will hurt our feelings for each other! Don't rush to ask me to say those three words! I'm so scared! So scared! Do you really want to know those three words? good! Then let me tell you! Listen up. Those three words mean borrow some money!

69. If I had one more ferry ticket, would you go with me? Give up your next life. A domineering confession sentence.

I set a goal for myself not to chase stars for a week. It was only the third day and I came back non-stop. Fuck me, I am not human. Wang Junkai, give up your next life.

Give up your next life, a domineering confession sentence

1. So sleepy, it’s finally over. Liu Mei, give up on you for the next life.

2. bibiwj! Give up on you! Next life! If you can't do it! Monkey Chun can do it too! Several handfuls of melons!

3. In 20xx, I was still working with Hong Kong people. In 20xx, I was still working with Hong Kong people. I can’t say that famous saying: Hong Kong people! I want to give up on you! Next life.

4. jjk is really the most talented, down-to-earth and hard-working kid I have ever seen. I can’t find the right words to describe his excellence. The reason why I have liked him for so long is Because I really can't find a reason not to like him. Give up your next life.

5. I once swore with hatred that I would never shed tears for these two hypocritical men. But within five seconds of opening it, I was already rolling over and over again on the cold floor with my blood stuck in my throat, little devil. Give up on you in the next life!

6. It is impossible to get rid of food. It is impossible in this life. I will work hard to learn those earthy love words and tell them to you every day. Who will give up on you in the next life?

7. God, the world is not worth it, but you are worth it, Cai Xukun! Give up your next life! I'm crying so hard right now that it's so much love!

8. Just skipping work and insulting people for two hours is useless. I see that the first position in the ten groups has been reserved by me. bwj, give up on you in the next life.

9. I am holding the jail now. The railing is crying, wife, give up on you for the next life!

10. Love must be bravely spoken out! xx, give up on you for the next life!

11. It’s so scary. It’s rare for me to be famous once, and I only got 124 reads after I posted it. I’m used to having many love rivals. I’ll say it again: Huang Jingyu, give up on you in the next life! ! ! !

12. I don’t care, I have to force myself! ! ! Give up on you in the next life! !

13. I cried so loudly that I was kicked out by the librarian. Yongshengyou, give up on you! ! Next life! ! ! !

14. In the middle of the night, I suddenly wanted to start unblocking the blog. I saw that the blog posts of the bloggers I liked very much had stopped at 17, 16, or even 15 years. I felt uncomfortable for no reason. . Fortunately, I'm still here and I still like you. To paraphrase Brother Lu’s words during his secondary illness: So-and-so, give up on you in the next life! I hope I can say this decisively next year.

16. Huang Jingyu! Give up on you! Next life!

17. Why can I still see Hua after blocking so many? Because I forgot that there is still Hua 129 Hua u in my dream. I heard Hua telling me to give up on you in the next life!

18. I'm sorry. I didn't learn chemistry well. Although you are hot, I think you are very good, but I don't understand you. We are not suitable at all...that's all. Although you are strong, you are not sweet. But I want you to be nice and simple to me. Give up on you in the next life!

19. Park Jihoon! Give up on you! Next life! !

Twenty, I thought I didn’t love Lu anymore! My sister thought that she could crawl forward for him even though he was surrounded by enemies from all sides! Luha, give up on your next life!

21. Haha, I slept like hell, I shed tears until dawn. How could I have such a superior idol, Mu Zyang! Give up on you! Next life! ! !

Twenty-two, give up your next life! Hahahahahahahaha, my long hair was actually pretty good-looking back then.

23. This closed microphone declaration is valid for twelve hours. Having seen through it all, it is impossible not to talk nonsense, it is impossible to stop vomiting, and my Internet life must continue. Nasty! Give up on you! Next life!

Twenty-four, Jiang Yijian! Once I’m here, I won’t leave! Give up on you! Next life!

Twenty-five, oh oh! ! I have to drink it when I go back. It is impossible to quit sugar, not even in this life! sugar! Give up on you, let’s live in the next life

26. After watching the discussion between Pang Jiaer and Teacher Dou in the afternoon, I found that this is still a seducing monk with a changed background, and the reason why this joke is the most interesting to me, Xipi , because there is no other patient like Lao Wu who is both upright and sincere. He will jump into the dirty water at the teacher’s command and will be unlucky enough to get an ear infection. There is no other patient like Alu who can’t get soft and will directly hit hard. I'll give up on you in the next life!

Twenty-seven, I feel that I have become familiar with the world thousands of times for you today. It has the potential to become a popular quote in the rice circle after "Give up on your next life."

28. Even if you don’t post selfies and don’t do business with my CP, I will only be trapped by you. Tian Guo, give up on your next life.

Twenty-nine, dbq, Dong Nayun, even if you don’t want your mother to be a fan, you still want your mother to give up on you in the next life! ! !

Thirty. Who would have thought that after watching the Spring Festival Gala for four consecutive years, I wouldn’t be squatting in front of the TV today? What am I doing watching Back to Youth! Tang Ben, don’t search Gang, give up on you! Next life! Stupid girl, I want to say to you...

Stupid girl, I want to say to you:

My heart was moved from the moment I opened your space and saw your photo album .

I feel like you look so much like a friend of mine...

So I chatted with you and realized how close you are to me. During the chat, I called you Stupid Girl, and you called me Stupid Pig. I won’t let you call me Bianyiao. In fact, I was very happy when you called me stupid pig...

I remember that when I got off work that night, you actually took the initiative to chat with me. That night made me happy for a long time, I was so stupid...

Although you are still wary of me, I am determined that time will prove everything.

Stupid me I want to say to you: You are the first girl I have ever met that makes my heart beat, now and in the future. I didn’t know what love was before, but now I finally realize that my heart is only open for you...

Sometimes I wonder if what we see when we look up are the same clouds... Your image is always lingering in my mind! I know that I have fallen hopelessly in love with you...

I know that you have had an unforgettable love, and I also know that you can't forget that person...

No matter what happened to you in the past, I don't mind, it's all in the past after all. Let the past be in the past. If you love someone, you must love them all, right?

I often look at your QQ avatar in a daze, just watching it quietly. Chatting with you but I don’t know what to say and I’m afraid you’ll find me annoying, so I’m stuck...

Going to your space has become a compulsory course for me every day. Looking at your expression, you make me happy. I am also happy, and I am also sad when you are sad.

Silly girl, I know it’s really impossible to be with you. This is just my own wishful thinking. I admit that I am stupid and naive. I know it is impossible, but I am still so persistent!

Stupid girl, I like you, I can give you what others can give you, and I can also give you what others cannot give you. I just want you to be happy.

It’s terrible to be uneducated. It took me an hour to write just these few words. It’s so shameful... In fact, there are many things I want to say to you... I can’t help it, my brain cells are limited, haha! Funny Sentence Bar

Funny Sentence Bar Selection

1) Don’t go out of your way to retain someone, that’s because you’re doing yourself a disservice.

2) Even though your wings are strong, don’t forget the person who once gave you clear water and blue sky.

3) Why should I give up the things I like?

4) I will try my best to become the kind of girl you like and then I will never be with you.

5) No matter how popular you are, there will be times when you are deleted.

6) You send an anonymous message to say you love me? Stop making trouble! How could this happen? Just don't make trouble

7) It won't take long for someone to leave before the sun goes down.

8) If you challenge someone in front of you, you are a friend, but if you push someone behind your back, you are a dog.

9) People who worry about everything are not suitable for love, but suitable for shopping for groceries.

10) If you don’t shock the world with your coquettishness, you should shock the world with your lustfulness.

Collection of Funny Sentences

1) I can’t help but get red-eyed and being too emotional doesn’t seem good.

2) We don’t have a date on Valentine’s Day. The one we haven’t confessed to on April Fool’s Day is better to have someone to worship on Qingming Festival

3) I feel like my class is like a mental hospital. Raise your hand. .

4) April Fool’s Day, you confessed.

5) You are not as sexy as Wukong, with leopard print and steel pipe.

6) April Fool’s Day is the same for ordinary people as if you have lost your shoelace. Some students are not afraid of death and tell the female tyrant of their age that your pants have fallen off.

7) The speed must be fast and the action must be handsome and resolute.

8) Why do gay boys confess their love to their favorite gay friends on April Fool’s Day?

9) Hit someone in the face, kick someone in the face.

10) It’s not scary to wear matching clothes, whoever is ugly will be embarrassed.

11) Is it enough for my country to support you as a disaster?

12) Are you still used to the man I trained myself?

13) Don’t look at me from your perspective, I’m afraid you won’t understand.

14) I began to hate myself who worried about gains and losses, was hot and cold, and tried his best to be strong.

15) Life is like autumn, which makes me feel refreshed.

16) If you didn’t help me when I was in trouble, don’t blame me for taking pleasure in my misfortune.

17) A tongue-tied woman who chews the root of her tongue should have a rotten tongue.

18) Don’t keep saying that your best friend steals your boyfriend. If she can steal your boyfriend, it proves that she is not your best friend.

19) When a girl asks a question, she knows the answer to it, so it’s best to be honest.

20) To be honest, I often envy Bald Qiang because he doesn’t have so much sadness and is just strong!

21) Are you okay? Who do you love? Whose lips are you kissing? Lying on whose bed? Holding someone’s body and talking to whom?

22) Standing with me If you scold me in front of me, that means you are awesome. If you criticize me behind your back, that means you are bragging!

23) I hate this kind of friend who usually laughs and laughs with you. When you are in trouble, act as if nothing happened.

24) After putting out the cigarette, we talked about the past. Let’s just leave it like this for the first half of our lives. There will still be tomorrow.

25) There is really no need to be shameless, courageous, patient and energetic to please someone who is impossible to be with.

26) Does nine-year compulsory education only teach you to show off? Are you doing well, or are you fucking me too old?

27) When a man stops being verbose to you and speaks well, congratulations, you have lost him.

28) After you left, no woman appeared in my world.

29) Even if you are the most beautiful, even if she puts on makeup, she will not look as good-looking as you turning into ashes.

30) I cannot satisfy everyone because not everyone is human.

31) The mature side is for outsiders to see, and the childish side is for lovers to see.

32) I heard that there are two sbs on a rainy day, one of you is eating chocolate and the other is playing the guitar~

33) How can you not worry about me.

34) People who say I am ugly, actually I feel sorry for you because you are blind at a young age!

35) I finally know why April Fool’s Day comes first, and then Tomb-Sweeping Day.

36) My neighbor has become scheming. Speak humanly! He changed the WIFI password.

37) A woman must have backbone, either be in love until marriage, or be proud to be single, and stand firm if you agree.

38) In this age where even going to the toilet costs money, nothing is impossible.

39) My deskmate, listen, there seems to be a baby kicking me in my stomach, saying that I am hungry.

40) Come and look into my eyes! Nothing. There is obviously someone I like in your lie!