Classic quotations refer to records of those words that are full of philosophy and special meaning. Classic quotations generally come from the original base of classic quotations and are generally used in formal styles. It now refers to new entries generated by celebrities’ words, netizens’ opinions, and social events that can arouse public excitement, be thought-provoking, and have certain communication power.
1. You have such a big mobile phone store, but you can’t pay by credit card. How is it?
2. Lan Jue! Go poison his champagne!
3. You can make your roar a little louder. I'm afraid the old man boiling water downstairs will miss this wonderful broadcast.
4. If you insist on using red napkins and golden knives and forks, then please help me prepare a wedding room after the meal.
5. Tang Wanru, is this your bra or something? Why does it look like a T-shirt? I heard a crashing sound in the kitchen.
6. That’s a bit difficult. My grandma has long been buried in the soil. It’s even burned to ashes, so don’t dig her out of the soil and dry it out to dry...
7. We are in the vast universe, with cosmic dust and galactic light dust floating all over the sky, we It is an existence even smaller than these.
8. Dad, if you don’t come back in time to attend my birthday that day, I will build all the cigars in your study into one-centimeter pieces. Are you kidding? Oh no, I'm serious. When have you ever seen me joking?
9. If you dare to give me peonies again... Of course you have given me peonies before! Moreover, you also wrote 'You' on the card Just like a peony, do you know how many times Tang Wanru has successfully turned over for this?
10. You are not declining. You are so thin that you are almost like sashimi. Those two pills on your chest Sooner or later the thing would fall down with a clang.
11. Have you finished introducing yourself? Look exactly right and pour out a bowl of tomato and egg soup accurately like this.
12. Apart from crying, apart from making trouble, apart from beating me, apart from smearing your tears and snot on my father’s stiff and pale corpse, what else can you do? You are fifty years old, If you are not fifteen, have you lived in Disneyland your whole life?
13. Yes, ***, it is not easy for you to raise me like this. Famous aphorisms.
14. I would rather *** *** go out than leave it at home.
15. Tang Wanru, your bowl is too big! What do you use it for?
16. Lin Xiao, this *** belongs to Jianxi, right? Why is it in your box? What? When did your vagina get so big? And which damn brand actually made women’s vagina into a Boxer style? It’s immoral!
17. Every time I The first time I thought of those one hundred and seventy-two pairs of weird eyes, my heartbeat rushed to one hundred and two without saying a word. I am really grateful to them as a big family.
18. Don’t think of destroying my LV with vomit like Tang Wanru! I, Gu Li, will not trip over the same stone twice!
19. And I and I We are all the most insignificant and insignificant existences in this era.
20. Do you know, our life is like this, one endless farce after another.
21. Love without material is just a plate of sand.
22. If I could become Gong Xun, I would not buy it for the rest of my life.
23. Nanxiang, if one day you are killed by him, don’t call me to ask him to give you the money. You collect the body.
24. Dad, if you are not going to a Hawaiian hula party, could you please change the spring-flowered tie around your neck?
25 , your grandma is the ghost story, and your whole family is a ghost story! Also, if you dare to use words like "oh la" and "other people" in front of me in the future, I swear I will bury you in the soil and dig up everything. Can't dig it out.
26. Even if it doesn’t taste good, you must finish it. My pampered little master. Because I bought it. I will never be angry with you again.
27. Yes, that’s really too bad. My father’s lover and my biological mother are actually Gong? What can I do?
28. Oh Yo, I was shocked! Don't forget, the prerequisite for the successful acquisition is that you agree to let me become the new financial director. Humph, if you dare to make everyone in my company drink Mistral, I will steal all your company's money so that you can't even drink Mistral!
29. Of course I am talking about Nan. Xiang, if it were Tang Wanru, I would ask you if she raped the man, poured sulfuric acid into a pile of coke, and buried it in the cornfield outside Songjiang.
30.! My sister and eldest sister are two completely different species! Just like aunt and aunt! Creatures of two worlds! If they splashed mud all over me, they would be like Dalmatians. If it was an accident, then the child calling me eldest sister was a deliberate insult! Deliberate! Insult!
31. Did you just take a shower with your clothes on? Nan Xiang rolled his eyes at Gu Li, Say: I just finished washing the clothes. Gu Li continued to drink the soup and said: So you just wore it out?
32. She looked at the three of us, shook her head distressedly and then picked up the phone: Lucy, the driver of the second car, hurry up. Call me when you get to the door. In the meantime, you can ask the driver of the third car to start.
33. Gu Li took a deep breath, put down his knife and fork, and said to Lin Yilan: Mom, this is my brother, Gu Zhun.
34. I am angry. I really can't stand a man wandering in the autumn wind. Decadent ***? Why doesn’t he die? 12 You must be from Yangcheng Lake. Look at the meat, it’s strong and thick. Ruru said that he was as hot as a hairy crab
35. It is very unfortunate that I completed a double bachelor's degree in four years. What is even more unfortunate is that my other major is international finance. The most unfortunate thing is that What's more, my score in the financial geography subject was A++.
36. I can only write one account book.
37. Each guest’s foie gras is three ounces! I would like to ask what you are trying to raise by preparing ten ounces?
38. I don’t think it should be placed on the dining table. Put on white candlesticks and mirror frames. This is not a funeral after all, what do you think?
39. You deserve it. You deserve to be tortured to death by Jianxi
40 , time passes bit by bit, and farewell goes by. We slowly move towards a place marked by God.