Sentences to ridicule a narcissistic person (Part 1)

1. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

2. How can the handsomeness that penetrates into the bone marrow not turn you into a pervert.

3. Some people say I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

4. Law-abiding people are depressed in the morning, strong beams sing songs night after night, horses and mules are used to benefit oneself at the expense of others, upright and fair people go hungry. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do it either!

5. If I become a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

6. Today a girl complimented me on how thin I am, and I slapped her right away. Didn’t you see how handsome I am? !

7. Narcissistic sentences: If being handsome can support a person! I think I can feed the world!

8. From now on, I will continue to be the kid who loves to laugh, but I will laugh a little lonely.

9. I will definitely be a woman in my next life and marry a good man like me.

10. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

11. Let’s talk openly about anything. Don’t you always say I’m beautiful or cute behind my back? Does it bother you? It seems like no one knows.

12. Apart from being handsome, he has no shortcomings. Why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good~! ! !

13. I have a good-looking appearance, fine features, and a celebrity style. I am one of the first batch to pass the international ISO9001 Handsome Boy System certification. A small reminder; this signed beauty is worth paying attention to.

14. I dare not even think about it, how could such a blessing be possible!

15. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

16. What we once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

17. You can say whatever you want about me that I'm handsome, I don't mind, but don't get involved with my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a bunch of innocent fools.

18. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

19. It doesn’t matter who your yesterday belonged to, as long as today belongs to me. Sentences to ridicule a narcissistic person (Part 2)

20. Always imitated and never surpassed, it will be you, the lost sheep, who will never get past the Flame Mountain.

21. Every time I go shopping, many people send me small advertisements and flyers. Alas, this is me, so beautiful that it makes people laugh.

22. Ah! Why are the blue sky and sea blue? Because I like blue. ah! Why aren't other things blue? That's because they all feel deeply that they don't deserve the colors I like!

23. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There can only be one winner. However, getting the third prize with a smile from me is more fun than winning 5 million.

24. Why haven’t I seen anyone more handsome than me yet?

25. Some people said that I was handsome. I thought about it all night, who leaked the news.

26. Don’t use your speed of throwing videos to challenge my sister’s blacklisting skills!

27. After meeting me, you will suddenly realize - it turns out that being handsome can be so specific!

28. Your world is not just about you anymore, you have to know that you also have me.

29. I don’t want to be lovable, I just want to be a charming bad guy.

30. How can I be described as handsome?

31. You are indifferent to me now. Remembered. You won’t be able to reach me in the future.

32. Whenever someone asks me what to do, I will say that I will do it to death.

33. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my stunning appearance.

34. Handsome is just one word, but it sticks with me forever.

35. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.

36. I wanted to commit suicide because I was too handsome, but all the girls begged me: "You are indeed handsome. It is your courage to live. Being handsome is not your intention, but God He must see how beautiful the world is with you.

37. Ah~~You don’t know me? I’ve been an artist for more than a week... About teasing my boyfriend. Copywriting about love

Copywriting about teasing your boyfriend’s narcissism Part 1

1. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my stunning appearance turns out to be true Can't be quiet.

2. I wanted to commit suicide because I was too handsome, but all the girls begged me: "You are indeed handsome. It is your courage to live, and being handsome is not your intention. , It’s just God, he must see how beautiful the world is with you.

3. It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half. He would never believe that I was the child who inherited his chromosomes.

4. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a deskmate who is suave, very witty, and spreads laughter and love selflessly.

5. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

6. When we, Lao Tzu, will we become an empty cicada shell, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing.

7. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, I really understand this.

8. Life is a book, a fool reads it casually, a wise man reads it carefully, because a wise man knows that he only has one chance to read it. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased when you were so old? ? I told her there was no one, and a friend of mine next to me told the truth to the girl. Usually pretty girls chase him, and the girl fainted at that time.

9. I choose to give up on you because I love you deeply. In love, I lost.

10. I wake up every morning by my own beauty.

11. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, even if you post something, no one will read it.

12. I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

13. You should be low-key as a person. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

14. Me: A jade tree facing the wind, a majestic spirit, sword-shaped eyebrows and starry eyes, a tiger's back and a bear's waist, unparalleled elegance, unruly and suave, and a bronze complexion, a strong body and strong arms, strong on the outside and soft on the inside. His character is wild yet docile, melancholic yet debauched. He is simply a model of men and a gift to women~

15. There once was a little girl who said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome. ! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

16. The lovely me back then is long gone, replaced by a more lovely me.

17. I don’t even dare to think about it, how could I have such a blessing!

18. I saw a handsome guy in the distance. I walked over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

19. I originally wanted to keep a low profile, but they always gave me applause and screams.

20. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don’t even have that single shortcoming and am almost perfect.

21. Friendly reminder: The user’s signature is too personal and the system has automatically blocked it.

22. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom crushes the begonia.

23. Walk along a red line, stop at a red line, and pass through thousands of flowers without touching a leaf.

24. I regard each of you as a friend, but you regard me as a goddess. Part 2 of the copywriting about teasing your boyfriend’s narcissism

25. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to make the same mistake again and again.

26. Some people say that I am handsome, and I laugh because I look even more handsome when I smile.

27. There are so many people coming, I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don't leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

28. I am really annoyed to death, why do I look so beautiful? It's really annoying.

29. I feel sorry for every child who is unhappy but still smiling.

30. The party needs me to be handsome, can I not be handsome?

31. I just miss you suddenly, can’t help it, and feel painful.

32. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

33. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, but "beautiful as a goddess" was referring to me.

34. Ask yourselves, if you were someone else, would you be willing to have a relationship with yourself?

35. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

36. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

37. Being a human being is really tiring. Once you are handsome, you have been handsome for more than ten years, and you will continue to be handsome.

38. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss, and I want to kneel down and kowtow a few times. He is so damn handsome.

39. Others praise me for being so beautiful, but I praise others for their good eyesight.

40. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend. In the spring I planted a girlfriend, and in the autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

41. You should be low-key in life. For example, I am so beautiful and I don’t even say it.

42. Don’t use your speed of throwing videos to challenge my sister’s blacklisting skills!

43. Why should handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

44. The further away from you, the deeper I love you. Now I can't help but ask myself, is it happiness or the process towards happiness that I hope for?

45. You are so handsome that you want to be disfigured, but you are so handsome that you never dare to go out on the street.

46. A girl in front of me said I was handsome, so I stepped forward and slapped her. Isn’t this a waste of words!

47. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

48. Stop talking and feel my handsomeness with your heart. Narcissistic sentences that ridicule others as not as handsome as oneself (40)

Narcissistic sentences that ridicule others as not as handsome as oneself Part 1

1. Liking me is like buying a lottery ticket and winning the prize There can only be one, but to get the third prize with a smile from me is probably more satisfying than winning 5 million.

2. No one urged me to sleep, no one said good night to me, I really couldn’t sleep.

3. When I was born, God asked me whether I wanted to have a good memory or be beautiful. I have forgotten how I answered at that time.

4. We drifted all the way, leaving only tire tracks...

5. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really understand this.

6. Don’t be obsessed with me, he is just a legend.

7. No matter what the ending of the life novel is, it is a willing self-directed and self-acted one.

8. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

9. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

10. Young people, you must study hard and don’t eat and drink just on a handsome face like me.

11. Why don’t I have an extremely handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does?

12. This user is too handsome and is prohibited from setting a personal profile.

13. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was referring to me, but it turned out that it was not, but "beautiful as a goddess" was referring to me.

14. A girl in front of me said I was handsome, so I stepped forward and slapped her. Isn’t this a waste of words!

15. In spring I planted a girlfriend, and in autumn I harvested a bunch of men.

16. I wanted to commit suicide because I was too handsome, but all the girls begged me: "You are indeed handsome. It is your courage to live. Being handsome is not your intention, but God He must see how beautiful the world is with you.

17. You are so handsome that I am so ugly.

18. When I was young. The teacher asked me to explain the word: Handsome guy? I was very confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized it!

19. Being a handsome person is really tiring. I have a deep understanding.

20. "Would you like to cut a whole pizza into 8 pieces or 12 pieces?" "8 pieces, I can't eat 12 pieces." ” Narcissistic jokes about others not being as handsome as myself, Part 2

21. As an ordinary student, I cut my bangs to cover my acne, but in the eyes of my class teacher, I always wanted to fall in love.

22. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome

23. There is no fate between us, it all depends on my appearance.

24. I was born.

25. A beautiful girl asked me: Hi, do you have a girlfriend? I felt excited and said: No. The girl picked up her skirt and spun around. She said: Do you think it’s beautiful? My heart beat fast and I said: Beautiful. The girl then said: Well, I think so too. This is a gift from my boyfriend.

26. Don’t throw the video at you. Let’s challenge my blackmail skills with speed!

27. I just want to be a quiet beautiful girl, but I can’t be quiet with my amazing looks

28. I’m superfluous. ? In fact, I am not redundant. There is only one me in the world, how can I be redundant?

29. Abiding by the law is sad in the morning, singing happily every night, riding a mule to benefit others, and building bridges with integrity and fairness. There are many people who make roads and set fires. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I have no idea.

30. The story I told you today is not far from now. If you have elderly people at home, you can go back. Ask--during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period...

31. Never talk to your wife about your ex-girlfriend. Saying you are not angry is a lie!

32. Tong Yan Wuji blurts out his words without thinking, and outlines his self that is full of loopholes but sincere and sincere.

33. Countless people are envious, jealous, and hateful of my charming and suave personality. I know that every day. Every time I go out on the street, countless girls are attracted by my devilish handsome face, shining angelic halo and inner-outward temperament.

34. Yes, I am so handsome.

35. I am loved by everyone, and every car has a flat tire!

36. Don’t click on the video when you come up. Do you think your TV will show up if you click on it?

37. I have to work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

38. I can kill you with my keyboard, or I can make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

39. If you are jealous, don’t give up. If you are envious, please continue. The weather is nice today. It’s a good time to go out and show your handsomeness.

40. From now on, I hope to become ugly slowly, otherwise I will be molested by a female nymphomaniac. I am afraid that a person who can think is a good person. A man of boundless strength.

1. A confident person in life will never be defeated by society, unless he himself is exhausted in the end and unable to fight.

2. People always feel happy when they are close to happiness, but worry about gains and losses when happiness is in progress.

3. If you don’t want to do something, don’t even think about getting anywhere in the world.

4. Don’t always make jokes. (It is easier to gain respect by being serious than by being clever)

5. A person will encounter countless encounters in his life. Some people are scenery that you have forgotten after seeing them, while others take root in your heart.

6. The only person worthy of your challenge is yourself yesterday.

7. Success is born from the soil of failure. --Germany

8. If we keep telling ourselves to be happy every day, it means that we are not happy.

9. When the mountains and rivers are there, you don’t have to worry about the lack of vegetation; when your ambitions are there, you don’t have to worry about the failure of your career!

10. No matter how hard you work, you will gain a lot; to reap well, you must cultivate well.

11. One day, you will take off your canvas shoes, put on beautiful high heels, and walk elegantly on the road. You will put your hair in a bun, comb your bangs and apply exquisite makeup. , wandering around in various social situations, you will no longer have a ponytail, eyebrow-length bangs and a silly smile like before. You will become a child that your parents are proud of. One day, you can also be strong, strong enough to Hold up a sky for the one you love.

12. You will become more and more determined to clean the room and throw things away because you will know that there will be too few things to accompany you in the future

13. There are two major tragedies in life. : Not getting what you want and getting what you don’t want.

14. If you can find a reason to be sad, you can also find a reason to be happy!

15. Don’t call me otaku, you can call me Madame Curie.

16. The country is based on the people, and food is the first priority for the people. (Chern Shou's Chronicles of the Three Kingdoms of the Western Jin Dynasty)

17. How can a sparrow know the ambition of a swan (Historical Records)

18. If a husband's ambition is weak, how can his children know about it? (Lu Wen of the Song Dynasty)

19. If talent is compared to a sword, then diligence is a whetstone.

20. Those who practice often come, and those who do always achieve success

21. Talking behind people’s backs Speaking bad words is something only old rural women do

22. Being indecisive and having no ideals is a sad mentality. Bacon

23. Difficulties are human textbooks.

24. A person who can think is a person with boundless power.

25. In any case, the deeper the pain, the greater the joy that follows.

26. Just be the first me, not the second person.

27. I wish you could reach out and keep me when I turn around.

28. What is success? It means that after all the roads leading to failure, there is only one road left, and that is the road to success.

29. Everyone has their own memories, which include crying, laughing, ups and downs!

30. You have to choose between the sweat on the eyebrows and the tears under the eyebrows

31. In June 2014, I vowed to step on the college entrance examination under my feet!

32. Like tree, like fruit. Wool comes from sheep.

33. Words of encouragement and quotes to motivate yourself

34. Don’t betray for the sake of poverty, don’t change your mind for the sake of being humble (Han Huankuan)

35. Sometimes if we lower our heads a little, maybe our life path will be more exciting and our abilities will improve.

36. Progress is the most important thing in life.

37. Don’t lose confidence, as long as you persevere, you will eventually achieve results.

Qian Xuesen

38. Life is a road paved with thorns, and sweat is a sword that cuts through thorns.

39. I firmly believe that I will always have a positive, optimistic and healthy heart.

40. The things we work hard to get are often not what we really need.

41. It is only a moment that determines a person's life and entire destiny. Goethe

42. Differentiation is the core of enterprise competitiveness, and relative advantage is the greatest advantage.

43. As long as you believe, expectations can come true

44. Break it into pieces and let the past become invalid. I am only a teenager, I can’t be so tired