1. Let me ask you a question. If you get the right answer, you are a smart pig; if you get the wrong answer, you are a big idiot: September 28th is Confucius' birthday, so what is the holiday of 65438+1October 28th? Think, think again! Tell you, it's the full moon of Confucius! When I was looking for a job, the examiner asked me when I would graduate. I wanted to say 2000, but when I got excited, I said, "Two thousand years ago." What's more, the examiner even said, "Confucius' student." 3. Confucius tells you what it means to teach because of "wealth": stand in the place of thirty taels of silver and listen to the class; Forty-two can be asked until there is no doubt; Fifty knowing destiny-fifty knowing tomorrow's exam questions. 4. Let me give you an interesting translation question: the most conceited name is the humblest name plus Confucius' most annoying name. I hit my grandson with a stick. Confucius was afraid of sticks, which was a bit evil. I hope you're right! When Confucius came back from traveling around the world, he met an urchin blocking the castle. The boy said, "sir, please go around!" " Confucius said, "The city is rebuilt and the road is expanded. The castle needs to be demolished. "Then crush it. 6. Confucius said: "I want to be stupid, and I am stupid. "So I asked Confucius: Does this sentence mean that I want to fool people? Confucius said, "No". Do you want to know what this means? Idiot! I am lying to you. How did Confucius know me? Confucius can't speak English! Haha, have a good laugh! 7. Confucius never entered the house. One day, he wanted to go to the police station and asked the household registration administrator, "* *, I want to go to the house." "Bring your birth certificate and family planning certificate." The administrator said I didn't! ""that won't do! " "I am Confucius!" "Not even Lao Tzu." "alas! I can't either. It seems that we can only go to Korea to enter the household. They are all for Qu Yuan's younger brother, and they don't need any certificates! " Confucius said to himself. 8. According to research, tuition started with Confucius. After paying thirty taels of silver, there was no seat to attend. Confucius said, Stand at thirty. Pay forty taels to solve the problem, Confucius said: forty is not confusing. Pay fifty taels and know the exam questions in advance. Confucius said: fifty knows the destiny. Pay sixty taels, praise but not belittle, Confucius said: sixty shun. Pay 720, you can come or not, and you can sit or lie in class. Confucius said: Do it at seventy. 9. Confucius said: It goes without saying that I am at a loss! Confucius said, how can a person get along in the Jianghu without even sending text messages? I'll send you a text message to prove that I'm still in the Jianghu. 10, Confucius said: fight with bricks, face to face, should not be chaotic, since it is, how can a person be alone, with friends, unhappy, no longer happy, dying, dying! If it helps, please evaluate and adopt it. Thank you!