1. I can’t play music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but I find it tiring to do laundry and cooking.

2. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

3. The so-called beauties are actually slaves to cosmetics.

4. From heaven to hell, I passed through the world.

5. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

6. They said I was BT and asked me to do a CT scan, but it turned out I was ET.

7. I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

8. How can you lose weight if you don’t eat enough?

9. Money is not a problem at all for me. The problem is that I have no money at all.

10. Resist breast augmentation surgery and don’t contaminate the last safe source of milk!

11. The red beans don’t grow in the South, but grow on my face. I really think about it!

12. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

13. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

14. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

15. The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your neighbor upstairs.

16. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

17. Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still vaguely smell the smell of scum.

18. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget, why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting time?

19. During an episode of intermittent depression, do not disturb strangers and do not seek out acquaintances.

20. People who say money is a sin are all trying to make money; people who say beauty is a disaster are all people who want it; people who say it is too cold to reach high places are all trying to climb; people who say smoking and drinking are harmful to the body are not quitting; people who say heaven is the best It’s so beautiful, don’t even go!

21. Bus jogging is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo, balance beam and other sports and fitness projects.

22. I love you for the whole past time.

23. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end being single.

24. What is happiness? Happiness is when you eat fish, I eat meat, and watch others chew bones.

25. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot in return; if someone offends me again, I’ll eliminate the root cause.

26. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

27. It is easy to hide when you are exposed, but it is difficult to prevent when you are undercover.

28. My mother asked me if I had a boyfriend. I said no. My mother said: I can have this. I said: I really don’t have a boyfriend...

29. Ideals are very full. The reality is very skinny.

30. Apart from teeth, there is also love that makes people unable to extricate themselves.

31. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I turned myself into a highly educated gangster.

32. Time is too thin and the gaps between fingers are too wide.

33. In fact, you don’t have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.

34. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I beat away the Japanese and stood in front of you, you fell in love with a foreigner.

35. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

36. What a husband, even a goalkeeper and scoring goals!

37. I was also an infatuated person back then, but it rained... and I drowned.

38. The person shitting on your head may not be your enemy, it may also be your neighbor upstairs.

39. Many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but it is better for love to be buried in peace than to die on the street.

40. Your person is perfect, but no one may like you.

41. Everything will be good in the end. If it's not a good thing, it means it's not the end yet. Believe it like this.

42. Money is not everything, sometimes you still need to use a credit card.

43. If I couldn’t beat you, I would have fallen out with you long ago.

44. In ancient times, we did not use phone calls, text messages, online chats, Weibo, cross oceans, or get stuck on the road. If I miss you, I will climb over two mountains and walk five miles to hold your hand.

45. In this life, there is always one person who always has trouble with you, but you really want to live with him.

46. When I was a kid and I fell down, no matter whether it hurt or not, I cried first.

47. I just want someone to understand me, even if I don’t say anything.

48. Actually. Who do you love me like. I will give any expression.

49. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the world is full of gray donkeys. After being heartbroken, they can only choose one of the donkeys. Strong and strong, such a donkey is named: Economical Male.

50. I want to cry, I want to make trouble, stay up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills in my hand, and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you still have to fall in love and the world is filled with love.

51. Our goal: Focus on money and make big profits.

52. For my Audi, your Dior, and our child’s Oreo. effort! struggle!

53. If you are nice to me, I can’t help but bully you.

54. Learn Feng Shui when you have time. Having a good tomb after your death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house during your lifetime.

55. When you leave, I won’t see you off; when you come, I will pick you up no matter how windy or rainy it is.

56. Even if God does not entrust me with any great responsibility, it will still torture my mind and strain my muscles and bones.

57. Only when you hold your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

58. Shamelessness, if done well, is called a strong psychological quality!

59. Huh, winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

60. If QB could be used as a reward in the exam, the country would have become rich and powerful long ago.

61. Youth is dedicated to the house, middle age is dedicated to the children.

62. Even if you already have a wife, I will move you to my side.

63. What makes me proud and proud is that so far, the earth is still under my feet.

64. Don’t force me, otherwise I will become great and out of control.

65. Whenever I eat and drink enough, I will think of the serious matter of losing weight.

66. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. Love yourself and have no rival.

67. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten!

68. My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

69. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up, but when I grew up, I realized that the whole world could not save me.

70. The happiness of an ostrich is just a pile of sand.

71. There is no such thing as an inseparable couple, only mistresses who don’t work hard.

72. Stop talking about your ideals with me, quit it!

73. If you fall down, get up and cry again.

74. I like you so much, you will die if you like me.

75. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

76. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

77. My life creed is: live for decades like a grandson, and then die as a grandpa.

78. As long as you are thin, you can match anything. If you are fat, you can match anything.

79. Everyone is a pirate when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates!

80. No matter how strong a friend is, he melts when burned.

81. A relationship that is not predicated on marriage is a hooliganism.

82. My strengths: courage to admit mistakes; weaknesses: determined not to change.

83. If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was innocent...

84. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future. But I can't find a way out...

85. I am like grass, unable to extricate myself...

86. When problems arise, first find the cause within yourself. Don't blame the earth for constipation. No gravity.

87. It’s okay to scold you in normal times. You have to wait until I hit you to realize that I am both civil and military.

88. After we broke up, you treated me as a sacrifice and I treated you as your death, that’s it.

89. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom, and cars get flat tires!

90. I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

91. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

92. Journey to the West tells us: All monsters with a backing were picked up, and all monsters without a backing were beaten to death with a stick.

93. Our goal: focus on money and make big profits.

94. Teacher, I met a robber, and my homework was stolen.

95. Others have a background, but we have a back view.

96. How many students have failed at the end of the text: reciting the full text.

97. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand the electric heater.

98. What you can’t extricate yourself from is love and the radishes in other people’s fields.

99. My wallet is like an onion, it makes me burst into tears every time I open it.

100. It is virtue for a woman to have no talent. I must be too wicked.