1. Even God must practice his putter.

2. A good hiking trip was ruined by hitting the ball.

3. Golf can gain insight into human nature, including your partner's and your own.

4. I have a secret to make you immediately lower the five strokes, and that is: eraser.

5. Golf is a game that uses childhood toys but enjoys age privileges.

6. What are the difficulties in playing golf? Oh, just irons and sticks.

7. Golf is the only sport that won't be punished for digging turf.

8. I spent most of my life on golf, and the rest was wasted.

9. If I can play a curve ball that can turn, why can't I play a straight ball?

1. If there is a thief in a person's heart, the golf games will reveal it all.

11. Some people say that golf is like life. Don't believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.

12. If a flagpole is inserted at the summit of Mount Everest, the golfer will still attack it.

13. Golf is life. If you can't conquer golf, you can't conquer life.

14. People will blame fate for accidents, and the only thing that they will feel remorse is: hole in one.

15. The reason why professional players teach you not to look up when swinging is that you can't see him snickering.

16. When you are playing golf, you can hardly understand how miserable the outside world is.

17. Golf is a sport of walking a lot, interspersed with arithmetic of disappointment and foot-holding.

18. If a person's ability to hold a knife and fork is the same as that of a golf grip, he will starve to death.

19. If it helps the ball to fly, the performance of golf will be far lower than the current record.

2. When the number of times the ball hits the audience is less and less, I know that my skills are getting better and better.

21. The golf swing is like: you want to put everything in one box at a time.

22. The reason why golf is popular is that it is the best sport to take you into the extinct world.

23. Golf combines two favorite pastimes of Americans: walking long distances and hitting things with sticks.

24. Playing eighteen holes of golf with a person, you know more about him than you have spent eighteen years with him.

25, golf is a kind of * *, confused, romantic, and good trees, good sand, good water often around.

26. Sometimes, people with poor skills will be happier. Because he can easily remember a few wonderful balls.

27. Golf is like an 18-year-old stupid girl. You know you can't get along well with her, but you can't live without her.

28. If I can play a fast-flying baseball, why can't I play a golf ball lying quietly on the ground?

29. If you encounter thunder on the court, just take out your No.1 iron; Not even God? Fight? Number one iron.

3. Golf is played on a fairway with a width of only five inches-it is between your left ear and your right ear.

31. Golf is a fascinating sport. It took me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it well!

32. A lady's will: When I die, bury me beside the golf course, so that my husband will visit me more often!

33. Just like a middle-aged man's eyes are always fixed on a spice girl's chest, golf balls will be fixed on ponds and bunkers.

34. People often throw the club far behind when they lose their temper. Wrong! You should throw it to the front, so you can walk less.

35. I enjoyed the fun that others can only find in poetry or art museums during a flight with a perfect backswing.

36. If your score is over 1, you should pay attention to your golf skills. If your grade breaks 8, you should pay attention to your company.

37. Golf is like an affair. If you don't face it seriously, it will be boring. If you face it sincerely, it will break your heart.

38. Playing golf is like measles. You should start it when you are young. If you delay it until the golden age, the consequences will be very serious.

39. An upright golfer, no matter how angry, should never hit his brother with the No.1 wooden pole. The bunker pole will be more effective!

4. When swinging, first straighten your arm, slightly bend your leg, and make the club level with the ground, then rotate your arm. Bend and rise, and finally fly out with a wave of the ball.

41. To hit a home run in baseball, whether you cross the home run wall from the right, left or middle, nobody cares about you. What about golf? The ball can only fly directly over second base.

42. The sun is going down and we have left the golf course. Looking at the white balls scattered all over the field, I thought that many of them were played by me, and I was so happy!

43. If your partner plays a good stroke in the bunker, don't stand beside him and help him count the strokes. If he hits you on the head with his club head for this, will he be sentenced in court? Legal homicide? Yes.

44. Golf also has strict standards when hitting the ball. If you want to hit a par ball, you must first keep your body in a straight line. The straight line formed by feet, * * and shoulders should be parallel to the target line. Bend your knees slightly and tilt your upper body slightly forward. Body center of gravity on the foot in front of the ball.

45. We will use our whole life to build such a golf course one by one. When we walk into a real golf course, we may be the elite in the golf course. In fact, we can find that we have walked out of a rich and solid life.

46. The old man is standing on the left side of the square, making a 45-degree angle with the cave in the square, holding an iron rod in his hand, and is desperately hitting a ball as big as a muddy golf ball at the cave. He sells strength so much. When the ball went in, he also went to pick it up. When the ball didn't go in, he also went to pick it up and picked it up to continue playing hard.

47. After that, I began to practice putting again. Push the ball with a putter, hold it as you like, but you must hold it tightly. When swinging, the amplitude should not be large, and how far away from the ball when swinging, how far away from the original ball position when swinging. I was close to the hole in practice, but I didn't score. One stroke, one style, seems simple, but when it is done, it is a thousand miles away.

48. The style of the ball is the style of people's life, and the quality of the ball is the character. Most of us regard golf as a relaxing pastime, because we are not professional players, so it really doesn't have to be too serious to play golf. You can be serious, but always remember that playing ball is for the pursuit of physical and mental happiness, and golf is a happy sport.

49. In the last six holes, I shot fifty-nine. The coach said that I played better than she thought. However, the little girl in our group played seventy-nine last time and fifty-nine this time. I thought I would play seventy-nine this time, but I ended up playing fifty-nine at the same time. I feel like playing well. I want to call again after the fight, but it's over.

5. On a sunny afternoon, I went to the golf course with my father, mother and brother. My eyes lit up and I thought, I haven't played for a long time! But I remember how to hold the pole. Find the center line of the club, put the center line on the center line of the right hand, then translate it to the fingertip, hold it with four fingers and put your thumb? Guy? In fact, the little finger of the left hand is hooked on the index finger of the right hand, and the other fingers are held.

51. The stadium is located on the ground floor of a hotel. I walked into the stadium with great enthusiasm. What impressed me was the endless lawn. There seemed to be small white dots on it. When I walked in, it turned out that it was golf balls played by others. The whole stadium was erected with rice, rice, rice, rice and other signs. I was fine. They had all played five or six balls.

52. Looking around carefully, I forgot to play ball. My brother patted me on the shoulder, and I just came to my senses. Look at me. I excitedly put a ball on the carpet. I swung the club, and the club was empty. The pole was in my hand? Disobedient? The place it hit was either a little in front of the ball or a little behind it. Even if it hit the ball, it brushed the side and the ball deviated from the direction. My heart is really anxious! My brother watched and laughed.

53. Grandpa wants to teach us the important posture of playing ball. First of all, we should separate our legs a little, not too big, just centimeters. We should hold our hands lightly and not too low. We should bend our backs a little. I started playing formally, and I followed Grandpa's instructions. At this time, I was very happy. But I was too cruel to hit the innocent grass. Grandpa said, "Be gentle." That's great. It's so far away! I tried again, ah, failed again, and I was very depressed at this time.

54. I picked up the club, posed and just listened? Bang? With a bang, the club hit the ground and the ball didn't go out. I called again three times, but I still didn't get out. Last dozen, finally out. Mom says I don't look like playing golf, but I look like hoeing. Look at dad. Is he there? Mow the ground? I finally hit a ball, and my father said: It seems simple, but it's actually very difficult! ? My mother and I both laughed. After playing two boxes of balls, the coach praised me for improving my level a lot, not only playing well, but also playing beautifully.

55. At first, I didn't play well. The wooden tee shot of the first hole and the first three strokes of the No.9 iron behind it didn't fight, only rolled over five yards. When I hit the fourth hole, I can hit the ball. After that, I quickly entered the state, and the more I played, the better. But at the last hole, I was afraid that the ball would fall into the water. Because the green is surrounded by a lake, if you play near or far, you will fall into the water. I hit hard, passed the green and almost fell into the water. The coach taught me how to save the ball, and I soon learned it. The coach praised me for learning quickly.

56. I tried my best, but I didn't hit the ball. The club always deviates from the position of the ball, either hitting the air or hitting the ground. It looks simple, but it is so difficult to practice. How can I be so disobedient when I have the pole? The more I can't play well, the more anxious I am. I tried to practice more than ten strokes, urging myself to have confidence. Finally, I found some feelings and successfully hit a few balls. Although the distance is not very far, it has made great progress than before! Because of time, I can't play any more. We have a train to catch. I really hope to have a chance to experience golf again!

57. I take a deep breath of fresh air, aim at the target, raise my hand and swing! Just listen? Bang? With a heavy sound, the ball flew five meters away, and I finally hit it out, and it also hit five meters away! ? Playing a good ball is not necessarily too difficult! ? I can't help but say in disappointment. It turns out that it is so difficult to play a real golf ball! ? I took a break and continued to practice. ? Pa? The golf ball flew out and made a crisp sound. I hit the ball. Mi, this is my best result! I jumped three feet high and my face was filled with the joy of victory. Then I practiced again and again, getting better and better, and I was very happy.

58. He will stand in the same place at a time and hit all a dozen small white balls, and then he will walk to the landing place and hit the balls back to the original direction one by one. There is no hole in the grass, and there is no flagpole. He is hitting the ball at his hypothetical hole. He is slow in playing, and the ball is not far away, and the farthest time is not more than 3 meters. Sometimes he can only hit a few meters. More often, he swings an empty pole, that is, the small board at the top of the pole fails and does not hit the ball. After hitting a ball, he will use the stick as a crutch, lean on the stick with both hands, look up at the distance, or stand there staring blankly.

59. When playing ball, you must play ball according to outdoor sports and determine the service posture. The upper arm gently presses against the chest. Hold the club in your usual way, with your arms hanging naturally and your hands under your chin. This is the posture of professional athletes to relax and prepare to play. We must also pay more attention to the swing, and bend the right elbow in the process of continuing the swing. Keep your left arm as straight as possible without feeling tight. This? Turn left straight and right? Your wrist can hit a beautiful ball without too much force. Don't try to bend your forearm to hit the fly ball. The bending of the elbow will naturally make the swing angle hit the correct and beautiful fly ball.

6. As long as it doesn't rain and it doesn't wind, there will be an old man on the grass before the sun rises every morning. He comes out of the room in the main building of the hotel. He is standing alone on the grass, playing golf with his pole. He does this every day, month after month, year after year. It's been several years. Let me think about it. Well, I don't know. I only know that when my family moved to my present community, I started walking in the resort hotel every morning. From the time I started walking around the lake and grass, I saw the old man playing golf on the grass. Before that, I didn't know how many years he had been playing, and it has been seven years since I moved to where I live now! Address of this article: the aesthetic sentence of golf