ipartment, an urban sitcom, has won a lot of ratings since it was broadcast, and conquered countless audiences with its humorous language style. The following is my brain teaser of ipartment and Lv Ziqiao. I hope you like it.

brain teaser 1:

1. Xiaohua asked Li Mingyi to sign, but Li Mingyi refused to answer. Why? Answer: Xiaohua asked him to sign in the spouse column of his ID card

2. When is the best time for penis? Answer: when the boss is away, you can't bully the second child

3. Xiao Chen accidentally bumped into a telephone pole one day. Why does his hand hurt? Answer: Because Xiao Chen gave the telephone pole a good beating

4. Tayu Lo, a famous singer, appeared in the busy streets of Ximending one day. Why didn't anyone recognize him? Answer: because he forgot to bring sunglasses

5. Why are Eskimos the only people living in the Arctic? Answer: Because they are lonely people

6. After Superman and superwoman finish push-ups, there is a hole and two holes in the ground. What's the matter? Answer: Superman uses one hand and superwoman uses two hands

7. When is the best day for divorce? Answer: January 23rd (Freedom Day)

8. Why does a paper plane cost NT$ 1 million? Answer: That was a paper ticket with 1 million Taiwan dollars.

9. When can Huang Xinjie only choose unification but not independence? Answer:

1 when buying fresh milk. What should I do when my life is not smooth? Answer: iron with "Philips"

11. How are the traffic lights in Taiwan Province different from those in Japan? Answer: Taiwan Province's is a reference book

12. There was an old woman reading a newspaper. A mosquito was trying to bite her. The old woman's hands and feet didn't move. Why did the mosquito suddenly die? Answer: because he was killed by the wrinkles of his grandmother

13. How can we make men fall in love at first sight? Answer: don't let him look at you twice

14. Two dads and a son are in the same room, but the three of them have nine hands. Why? Answer: Three generations of grandparents and grandchildren are pickpockets

15. During the Persian Gulf War, why did the American army suffer fewer casualties at night than the Iraqi army? Answer: there are more blacks in America

16. Zhiming said he could whistle and brush his teeth at the same time. How do you think he did it? Answer: He wears false teeth

17. Although there are three bullet holes in the wall of Chen's study, there is no trauma on his body. Can you guess how he died? Answer: Laughing at the poor marksmanship of the gunman killed me

18. Xiaoling came home from school and found that she had forgotten her key. What should she do to get into the house? Answer: I wish the door was unlocked.

19. What was the greatest discovery in genetics last year? Answer: A sparrow becomes a phoenix

2. What is more painful than watching your best friend get into the electric chair? Answer: He still held my hand when he died.

Brain teaser 2:

1. Five brothers live together, with different names and uneven height. Answer: Finger

2. A Hei Hai never opens his mouth. If he opens his mouth, his tongue falls out. Answer: melon seed

3. People take off their clothes, it wears clothes, people take off their hats, it wears hats. Answer: coat rack

4. The room is square, with doors and no windows. It is hot outside and frosty inside. Answer: refrigerator

5. Take two small pockets with you every day. If one is missing, it will make people laugh. Answer: socks

6. There are seven or eight brothers sitting around the pillar. As soon as they are separated, their clothes will be torn. Answer: garlic

7. A tall building is made of single wood, without tiles or bricks. People walk underwater, and water flows on people. Answer: Umbrella

8. Wearing a fur coat, the weeds are full, and after the severe winter, they give up their hair. Answer: sheep

9. A little girl was born in the middle of the water, wearing a pink shirt and sitting on a green boat. Answer: Lotus

1. The color is as white as snow and the body is as hard as iron. Wash it three times a day and rest in the cupboard at night. Answer: Bowl

11. It has a face and no mouth, feet and no hands. Although it has four feet, it can't walk by itself. Answer: table

12. White baby, take a shower and blow bubbles, wash your body small, and then wash it away. Answer: soap

13. Wearing green clothes, my stomach is watery, and I have many children, all of whom are black faces. Answer: watermelon

14. Not afraid of small bacteria, it can be seen, it is needed for laboratory tests, and scientific research is indispensable. Answer: microscope

15. Like a big scorpion, hold it like a child, scratch your stomach and sing a good song. Answer: Pipa

16. You can't draw with a pen, and electricity is a family. If you want to know whether there is electricity, you can ask it. Answer: test pencil

17. Cylinder white paste, squeeze one in the morning and evening, brother 32, all say it is good. Answer: Toothpaste

18. Not afraid of water on the top, not afraid of fire on the bottom; Every kitchen has one (a daily necessities). Answer: pot

19. An old man can't run without running; Ask him to sleep, and he shakes his head. Answer: tumbler

2. Elder sister uses needle instead of thread, second sister uses thread instead of needle, third sister lights but doesn't work, and fourth sister does not light. Answer: bees, spiders, fireflies, and weaver girl

Brain teaser 3:

1. Humpty-backed grandfather has infinite strength; Love to carry what traffic (hit one thing). Answer: Qiao

2. Wearing a red hat and colorful clothes, he never sings opera and likes to hang his voice (beating an animal). Answer: Rooster

3. First, repair the cross street. At the moon-repairing terrace, you don't have to move, and the rations will come automatically (kill an animal). Answer: Spider

4. It has a head and no neck, and its body is cold. It can't fly with wings and can do without feet (killing an animal). Answer: Fish

5. Wearing a cotton-padded jacket, singing and croaking, catching pests in the fields, making contributions to the harvest (killing an animal). Answer: frog

6. Big sister is really beautiful, wearing orange and red clothes. Seven black stars are inlaid on them, and they like to eat aphids to fill their stomachs. Second sister loves humming, and the garden is busy. The hind legs carry a pollen basket and are filled with food to feed the children. Third sister is dressed in yellow, with thin waist and long legs. Fly to the field to catch pests, and the tail poison needle plugs the knife and gun. (Beat three beneficial insects). Answer: ladybug, bee, wasp (wasp)

7. The head is small, the neck is long and the feet are short, and the body is safe in the hard shell. Don't look timid and timid, but the life span is endless. (Hit an animal). Answer: turtle

8. It's strange that a thing looks like a long pocket under its belly, and children eat and sleep in it, so it can't run fast and jump fast. (Hit an animal). Answer: Kangaroo

9. Its ears are like cattail leaf fans, its body is like hills, and its nose is long and long, which helps people to do the work. Hit an animal. Answer: Elephant

1. It has eight feet, carries a drum and dances with two scissors. It is born to be rampant and overbearing, and often spits foam in its mouth. (Hit an animal). Answer: crab