Unknowingly, "Crossing the Window Together" hit the screen every day. These characters seem to be friends around us, accompanying us in boring day after day. Watch them laugh, watch them make noise, watch them talk nonsense.
In the end, I discovered that our college life was being acted out in the drama, and we lived like the mean people in the drama.
Now when I encounter someone or something I don’t like, I no longer argue with them. I just tell them a fable.
Tell the naughty boy: "Once upon a time, there was a kid who was herding sheep. There was a kid who was herding sheep, and he didn’t wash the dishes after eating..."
Tell the naughty kid’s mother: "There once was a kid who was herding sheep, and instead of doing any work, he told stories to others. ·······”
When others ask, start expressing yourself concisely and concisely.
Every time I go shopping, I feel like I am the indifferent god Bi Shisan, just like him in movies and TV series, with his eyelids half-open and enigmatic.
"Hello, welcome. Do you want to buy skin care products?"
"Correct answer."
"Your skin is quite dull. The pores are also rough, I recommend you to use this one.”
“Once upon a time, there was a kid who was herding sheep, and he always hit buyers when he was selling things...”
"You are joking, after using this product, you will live longer, live forever, and your skin will be shiny BLABLABLA..."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk~ It's the best!!"
Again Add a Hao Ge brand of rolling eyes
In addition to these few golden sentences, there are cold jokes that those who have not watched the TV series "Welcome to School Together" cannot understand
Every dinner Suddenly he said: "Is Kung Pao Chicken delicious?" Looking at the confused look on the eater's face, I felt that I was Bi Shisan, I was God! ! ! !
When everyone was grabbing a popular dish, he asked coldly: "Is the braised pork delicious?" After saying this, I felt that I was the most unique scenery~
In fact, I don’t mean anything else, I just want to ask this!
After saying these mainstream golden sayings, Mr. Ye, whose camera was getting fewer and fewer, once made people repeat the golden sayings, which was brainwashing.
On the first day that Teacher Ye left, I missed him.
The day after Teacher Ye left, I missed him.
Teacher Ye is the third person to leave. I miss him and miss him.
On the Nth day after Teacher Ye left, "Classmates" was finally updated, and Teacher Ye was not in it. So say his "Be a good person!" every day to miss this cute and verbose teacher.
"Watch an episode of "Born Together" today, and then start being a good person again!"
"Well... I want to watch another episode. Watch it Let’s see how they behave well~””
After reading all the updates, “Tomorrow, please remind me to behave well!” ! ”
Finally, the classic quote from the hot, sexy, big-breasted and brainless goddess “hee hee hee” concludes.
Note that this is not an emoticon, this is her silver bell Laughter like that——
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