Joking humorous mood sentence

When joking with others, the content of the joke depends on the joker's ideological interest and cultural accomplishment. So what classic jokes can be said when joking with people? The following are the classic jokes I compiled for everyone to read.

Joking humor sentence 1

1. Don't yell at me. I was scared by a dog when I was a child

2. You think the person you like likes likes you, too. At this time, it's usually your narcissism

3. My desk lamp and chandelier fell in love, so I became a light bulb at home.

4. Now that I hear your name, I won't turn my head reflexively, but I will suddenly freeze.

5. Youth owes me 1 million, and I will never let it go.

6. After finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and even my heart is not beating!

7. Dear son, I'm really sorry. Your father hasn't caught up with your mother yet. Please wait. I wish you a happy June Day in advance.

8. As soon as I get up in the morning, I have an impulse to take a nap.

9. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I met the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for such a long time, and I have grown so big.

1. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.

11. When the old one flew the plane, the second one set off a bomb, and the third one exploded, while the fourth one applauded.

12. If I change one day, please remember that there is a saying called "Thanks to you"

13. What is a man's tongue used for teasing

14. Every time I say a word to someone I like, I suddenly feel that the whole world is sprouting

15. "pick up hot chicks wants to see me, the little flower of the motherland" is a joke.

2. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good tomb after death can make up for the regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death.

3. Having a car and a house is the foundation of stability, the opportunity for Tengda, and the opportunity to continue to accelerate.

4. So in this big city full of people, we are stubbornly lonely in the same mood.

5. If you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep it at a safe distance!

6. Hatred can never be dissolved. Only compassion can dissolve hatred. This is the eternal truth.

7. When we were young, we often made faces at the mirror. In old age, the mirror is even.

8. True love is not a momentary crush, but an impulse to stick to it when you know it has no result.

9. Many people say that marriage is the grave of love, but love that can be buried in the ground is better than being exposed to the streets.

sometimes, you won't really realize the value of some precious moments until they become memories.

11. the difference between giving up and letting go: giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, while letting go is to let go of what is never yours.

12. It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third choice: get busy waiting for death.

13. Parting tears add new waves to the long river of memory; The blessing of parting opened the curtain for getting together again.

14. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and all those without backstage were killed by a stick.

15. When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world could not save me.

16. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport that includes Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.

17. If you are going to get married, I'll tell you a very important philosophical saying. You must tolerate each other's shortcomings.

18. Ask the fish for water, the horse for directions, and the Buddha for the origin of my life. And I, I am a dust that hurts anyone.

19. The sign of immature men is that they can make heroic sacrifices for their ideals, while the sign of mature men can live lowly for their ideals.

2. Learn the skills of making money to the maximum extent. Money is the foundation of a person's life and the dignity of a person. Without money, you can't do anything. Joking humor sentence 3

1. People who love to eat are all good people. Because they are desperate for food, they have no time to harm people.

2. The night gave me black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

3. Every time I play hide-and-seek with children, I always wait for them to hide before I go home.

4. Someone who has a crush on me. It's really not far from the end. How can you be so calm?

5. The Statue of Liberty told us that it is better to set fire to reading than to serve a bird.

6. People say words and fart. Like fart, talking is just one breath.

7. A: This candy is delicious. B: Where is it? A: In my dream, you are deeply in your mind

8. The person I secretly love suddenly had his head cut, and I immediately changed my mind

9. I: Teacher, I want to take time off. Teacher: Why do you take time off? Me: Because tomorrow I have a fever

1. The wind is so strong that it messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

11. When others tell the truth after drinking, I only vomit food after drinking.

12. I'm not a Mengniu. I'm not as pure as you think.

13. How can I have a relationship that doesn't hurt my hands?

14. It's hard to study at noon on weeding day. I sit all morning with a small broken book.

15. Memory, I really want to treat you as a paper towel, wipe it and throw it away.

16. Alas, it's time to get up with perseverance and take a bath with courage.

17. Don't be coquettish and astonish the world.

18. Those who can't lose weight will always be in turmoil, and those who can't gain weight will always be fearless;