People laugh, and its main expression is humor.

The essence of humor is fun, ridiculous and meaningful. Humor is the crystallization of human wisdom, and it is a kind of advanced emotional activity and aesthetic activity. Any dull and mediocre value orientation and stereotyped way of thinking have nothing to do with humor.

In real life, we can often see that the two sides are arguing fiercely, tense and deadlocked. Often, one or two humorous words from a third party can make the two sides in the dispute laugh, let go of their words, and make peace. In a lifeless and monotonous occasion, people also go to live because of someone's humor and jokes, which breaks this quiet situation and activates people's tired and numb nerves, thus creating a lively, healthy and humorous atmosphere.

So, in a sense, humor is a mediator to resolve human contradictions, a stimulant to enliven and enrich human life, an elegant spiritual activity and a beautiful behavior. The 68 humorous stories selected here reflect the social life and human feelings in ancient China, especially since the Middle Ages.

These jokes are illusory, real, revealing, criticizing, praising, satirizing, teasing, or explaining, and they are colorful, bringing people into an ancient and realistic fascinating world, thus achieving the greatest spiritual and emotional satisfaction. A man who stole meat went to Beijing to sell meat, stopped to relieve himself in front of a toilet by the road and hung the meat outside.

When a certain B saw this, he quickly stole the meat. Before he could go far, A walked out of the toilet, grabbed B and asked B if he had seen someone take his meat from the toilet.

Afraid that A saw through it, B put the meat in his mouth and said impatiently, "You are such an idiot! How can you hang the meat outside the door without losing it? If I hold the meat in my mouth like me, is there any reason to lose it? " -Wei Han Yuchun's "Laughing Forest" name game Xu Zhicai, the king of Xiyang in the Northern Qi Dynasty, is very eloquent, especially good at word games. When he was not a king, he tried to play with Wang Yuanjing, a senior minister.

Wang Yuanjing laughed at Xu Zhicai's name and said, "Your name is Zhicai. What's the point? In my opinion, it is almost the same to call it' lack of talent'. " When Xu Zhicai heard this, he immediately mocked Wang Yuanjing's surname: "The word' Wang' is added to the left with the words' ㄡ匉匉匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 匉 "

Wang Yuanjing was tongue-tied and embarrassed. On another occasion, Xu Zhicai entertained guests, and Lu Yuanming was also present.

During the dinner, Lu Yuanming teased Xu Zhicai's surname and said, "The word' Xu' means' not entering the people' (the word' not' is added with' Yan' and' entering')." Xu Zhicai immediately mocked Yuan Ming's surname-the word "Lu": "The word" Lu "means" An "printed a male into a" Lu "(Lu)" and matched it with a "horse" into a "donkey" (donkey). "

Lu Yuanming was red-faced and speechless, and the house was full of laughter. -Old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" Bird's Nest and Calf Hou Bai later became officials in the Tang Dynasty, often guessing riddles with people. Hou Baixian made three chapters for everyone: "What you guess must be a visible object; Second, you can't make an empty explanation and confuse everyone; Third, if the explanation is finished, but you can't see this thing, you should be punished. "

Then he started with a riddle: "The back is as big as the house, the belly is as big as the pillow (the crossbar behind the car), and the mouth is as big as the cup." Everyone guessed for a long time, but no one guessed correctly. They all said, "Where is there an object with a mouth as big as a cup but a back as big as a house?" There is no such thing, you must make a bet with all of us. "

Hou Bai finished gambling with everyone and explained, "This is the swallow's nest." They suddenly laughed.

On another occasion, Hou Bai attended a large banquet. During the dinner, everyone asked him to make a riddle to entertain.

what you guess can't be strange and difficult to understand, and it can't be abstract and untrue. Hou Bai answered and said, "Something is as big as a dog and looks like an ox.

what is this? " Everyone kept guessing, some said it was a roe deer, others said it was a deer, but they were all denied. Let Hou Bai tell the answer.

Hou Bai laughed and said, "This is a calf." -The old title Sui Hou Bai's "Qi Yan Lu" He Zhizhang begged for the name of Tang Xuanzong Tianbao. In the early years, He Zhizhang, the secretary supervisor with a famous name, wrote to the court and wanted to retire to his hometown Wuzhong.

Li Longji, Xuanzong, had great respect for him and treated everything differently from others. When He Zhizhang left, he said goodbye to Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty, and his eyes were filled with tears.

Tang Xuanzong asked him if he had any other requirements. Zhizhang said: "I know that Zhangzhang has a son who has not yet been named. If your majesty gives him a name, it will be an honor for me to return home."

Xuanzong said, "Faith is the core of the Tao. If you are blessed, you will believe. The son of Qing should be named Fu. "

know the chapter, thank you and be ordered. After a long time, I didn't realize it. I thought to myself, "The emperor is making fun of me too much.

I'm from Wu, and the word' fu' is followed by the word' claw' with the word' zi'. He named my son' Fu', didn't he call my son's paw? " -Song Gao Yi's "Living in a Group" I don't know what poetry is. Ai Zi likes to write poetry.

One day, Ai Zi swam between Qi and Wei and stayed in a hotel. At night, he heard someone talking in the next room: "A song."

after a while, he said, "It's another song." Ai Zi was puzzling, sleepy and sleepless all night.

lying at dawn, * * * heard the man in the next room say about six or seven times, that is, six or seven songs. Ai Zi thought that the man in the next room must be a poet. He concentrated on poetry in Yamashita quietly, and he felt respect in his heart. He also loved the man's quick thinking and decided to get to know him.

Early in the morning, Ai Zi got out of bed with clothes on, adjusted her tiara and stood at the door to greet her. Soon, a peddler-like man came out of the next room, thin and ill.

Aizi was disappointed and thought, With this respect, how can he look like a poet? Perhaps, people can't judge by appearances and can't guess blindly. He went up to him and asked, "I heard that Mr. Wang has a lot of poems. Can I have a look at them?"

The man said, "I'm a businessman, and I never know what poetry is." Always refused to take out poems.

Ai Zi stubbornly said, "I heard you say' one song' in the room last night, and then said' one song' later. Isn't that a poem?" Hearing this, the man couldn't help laughing: "You misunderstood. Last night, I had a bad stomach. Every time I had diarrhea, I couldn't find toilet paper at night, so I wiped it with my hands.

I had diarrhea all night, and I almost stained my hands six or seven times. The' hand' I said is not the' first' of the poem. "

Ai Zi felt ashamed. -old. 2. Humorous language that can be used as composition material

[Humorous language that can be used as composition material] Author: Jiangshan can still be used as humor language for composition material. 1. Red beans don't grow in the south, but grow on my face. I really miss them! 2. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone! 4. Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will go, which can be used as humorous language for composition materials.

5. I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went around the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'd better continue to eat porridge. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

7. There are green hills, but there is still no firewood. 8. Pure, fictional, chaotic, and beautiful.

9. Happiness means scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, it means that it itches but can't scratch. More unfortunately, for a long time, the soul and body have not felt the itching. 1. Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

11. Heaven didn't give me a big responsibility, but it still pained my mind and strained my bones and muscles. 12. Who holds my hand and makes me crazy for half a life; Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

13. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still turned a deaf ear to me. 14. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is better to mix in kindergarten.

15. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. 16. Are you a dung ball that was once rolled by Xiao Shami's low-energy dog Wang Cai, the cockroach Xiaoqiang, who was crushed by Wang Cai, who was adopted by Shaolin Temple's mentally retarded master, who is known as a pear flower crushing Haitang? 17. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were picked up, and all those without backstage were killed by a stick.

18. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: Is it blocked? Take the subway! 19. I received a mobile phone message: There was a monkey in the zoo that was so ugly that everyone threw up. One day I went and I threw up. One day you went and the monkey threw up. 2. Say that money is evil and everyone is fishing; Say that beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the heights are too cold, and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! 21. Strongly protest against TV dramas during advertising time! 22. Thank you, thank you, uncle, thank you for your family and thank you for your ancestors for 18 generations.

(Have you ever seen anyone thank others like this? ) 23. Although the famous flower is taken, I will loosen the soil! 24. Sorry! I'm already dead! But thanks for coming to see me! I'll see you at 12 o'clock this evening! 25. I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim. 26. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

27. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to stay young forever? -Stop dreaming and study hard! 28. The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind man. The dumb man shouted, which startled the deaf man. The camel stepped forward and the lame man flew up. The wanted criminal wanted to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, Look at my face. 29. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 3. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

31. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 32. Love is a road, and friends are trees. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. Don't get lost when you are rich, lean on trees when you are short of money, don't forget the road when you are happy, and water the trees when you rest.

33. The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it is useless to try again. 34. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me? ! 35. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't tell you so many things you like to hear.

36. When life viciously turned everything into black humor, I pushed the boat and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education. 37. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If people attack me, I will be angry! 38. I slowly discovered that talents are goblins! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a goblin, you may be able to barbecue! 39. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

4. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to pretend. It is round, and there is a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't install it, you will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

41. geography teacher: what will our world be like if the earth doesn't turn? Little B: Even if the earth doesn't turn, we will continue to turn around the CPC Central Committee with * * * as the center. 42. Little girls all want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they open their eyes, they find that the whole world is full of gray donkeys. After grief, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys, and such donkeys are named: economically applicable men. 43. I once looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

44. I'm going to cry, and I'm going to make trouble, staying up all night, holding a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope to hang myself. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love. When it comes to the world full of love.

45. Love is a luxury. Like the fox fur coat in the window of Paris, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up.

Love is also a luxury. You can only watch it from a distance. Don't fantasize about it or touch it, because it takes the right time and the right person to meet in the right place. 46. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I accompany you to spend time in the world? 47. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.

48. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam. 49. Spring is a season of colds and high emotions.

someone accidentally caught a cold and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. 5. I was also an infatuated seed, but it rained … and I drowned.

51. It is not difficult to be single, but it is difficult to deal with those who try their best to make you end being single. I allow you to walk into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

53. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better! 55. Money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone! 56. Boys are poor, or they don't know how to struggle: girls are rich, or they are coaxed away with a piece of cake.

57. When I was young. 3. Ask for a humorous story

Xiaoling sleeps on the table.

Xiao Ai has lost a book beside her. Go out. Xiao Wu came in and sat in the position of Xiao Ai.

Xiao Ai (coming in): Oh, man, it's really puzzling. Are you kidding? Can't you see, I've already taken this seat! Xiao Wu: Ding is Ding and Mao is Mao. Actually, I took it earlier than you! Xiao Ai: I came early in the morning. Why didn't I see you? Wu: I took it last night. Xiao Ai: The last row is my patent! For it, I got up early every day, robbed my head, and my blood flowed. I can't lose this position! Xiao Wu: The last row is my pride, and this place is unique.

if you want to drive me away from here (little moxa:-what? ) I advise you to pull it down early! Xiaoling woke up: What's the noise? It's a waste of youth to quarrel in such a sacred classroom early in the morning! Do you know what mistakes you made? Huh? Xiao Ai: Yes. Wu: Let's stop arguing.

Xiaoling: The most unforgivable thing for you is that you woke me up! Iverson sat in front of Xiaoling. Xiao Ai: Last but not least, carry forward the style.

dude, take the exam according to me! Wu: Huh? Today's exam? Xiaoling: Really? My hands are numb today! Xiao Ai: Scared? Xiao Wu: Did you sleep? Xiaoling: None of them are right! I'm tired of playing grass! Xiao Ai: Hey, I think I spent most of the night burning the lamp and cooking the oil! Xiao Wu: Oh, have you studied hard? Xiaoling: Do you also play grass? Xiao Ai: Oh, I'm thinking about the exam strategy! Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling leaned over: What do you think? Xiao Ai laughed wildly: I'm telling you, it's a great move! Xiao Wu and Xiao Ling: Come on! Xiao Ai: Copy from the book-(picks up the book)