The weirdest colleagues in the workplace

Colleagues

We are all one family

1. Asking for credit

A colleague from my previous company was always the first to rush forward when the boss assigned tasks, looking full of enthusiasm. As soon as the boss left, he would pass on the tasks to others. Let him make a plan, and if it fails, he will blame his colleagues. When the project succeeds, he jumps out again. How can a project with my participation not succeed? Even though I have no merit at all, I always ask my boss for credit.

2. Princess Party

There is a little girl in her 20s in our office who needs help with everything just because she is pretty. I don’t know how to write a plan, I don’t know how to make PPT, I don’t know how to find a template. I pester you every day to ask this and that, and I can’t learn it even after being taught. The most powerful thing is to act coquettishly and show weakness. I hope that I will be the focus of the office and everyone will take care of her, otherwise they will bully her and the young man will have a glass heart.

3. A party that is greedy for petty gains

I once met a colleague who liked petty gains. He would be the first to start a meal, the last to finish, and finally pack it up to take home. The company bought some snacks at public expense, and he basically took them apart to eat, and most of them ended up in his stomach. When he got off work and asked him to go out for dinner (it was his turn to treat), he felt his stomach and said he was full after eating snacks. !

4. The Keyboard Destruction Party

A colleague I met before, every time he was doing copywriting, the computer keyboard made a clicking sound, as if every time he pressed a key, It took all my strength! Especially when hitting the space bar and enter key. The sound of his keyboard echoed throughout the office, as if he was the only one working hard in the entire office. The sound of the keyboard "click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click, click!" is really annoying!

5. The Yellow Party

Always make dirty jokes when everyone is chatting, thinking they are interesting and ambiguous. Smiling obsequiously and talking dirty words, if you refute him a few words, he will scold you for not understanding social life and pretending to be innocent for who to see. If you ignore him, he will become even more enthusiastic, thinking that you agree with him and he is the same type of person, and even want to do something.

6. Pointing fingers

Whenever you are doing something seriously, there will always be a voice around you: your writing is okay, your pictures It's too ugly; your header picture is simply replaced; your plan is not very good... Once I say it, will you try it? He immediately said, you can do it yourself, I have something else to do. For people like this who like to point fingers at others, I just want to say one word: get lost!

Leadership

This is a re-production

1. Cheapskate

Specify how long each company supply should be used at least, and one bottle Water-based pens also set a minimum usage period for you. There is nothing special to express during the Chinese New Year. Just send a few blessing emoticons in the WeChat group, and say that your thoughts are priceless. All we want is money, okay!

2. Conductor

Our leaders consider themselves very skilled and do not look down upon others. We like to play the role of mentors and explain various issues to others. Not only does this not count for one thing, but when it comes to him, almost everything is unfeasible and cannot be done. His catchphrase is "What do you know? You know nothing!"

3. Shenfandang

I used to do art design in a company, and our leader asked me to I made a poster with a blue background. After handing it in, he replied to me and said: "I want Maldives blue, yours is Iceland blue. It's too cold. Customers can't feel the gentleness of the product. No, no, no, that's the sky." Blue gives people a sense of distance..." After changing about thirty blues, he said: "Yes, yes, this is the Maldives blue I want."

Made, this is obviously the first color I handed in!

4. The dictatorship party

I once met a leader who always liked to ask you to do whatever comes to mind. At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he thought of a plan that he thought was good, so he called the entire team to return to the company for a meeting. Whenever he had any comments, he said that you have no spirit of advancement and dedication. The company has benefits and the employees can do it. Increase your profits!

5. Overtime maniac

My boss asked me to work overtime with him every day. He would hang around during working hours during the day, and when it was time to get off work, he would ask me to have a small meeting and make a report. National Day 7 I worked overtime for 6 days a day. On the last day, I couldn't stop it anymore and found an excuse to run away. The most speechless thing was that my grandpa passed away. He said, "Grandpa passed away. Why don't you just go there for a while? Why stay with me? There are still many things in the company."