1 Life is like poop, it’s the same but different every day!

2 There are only two things I can’t do in my life: 1. I can’t do this, 2. I can’t do that.

3. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", and I achieved the first four.

4. If cutting off hair means cutting off memories, then I will cut my head bald Is it possible to have amnesia?

5 If you take a big step, it’s easy for you to bullshit; if you take a small step, it’s easy for you to squeeze your balls; if you don’t bullshit or squeeze your balls, your balls will hurt. How tiring is it to be a man?

6 I like girls who are gentle and kind, I like girls who are generous in speaking and doing things,

I like girls who are considerate, knowledgeable, and reciprocate gifts. I also like girls who are mature and steady but a little simple. Girls

But none of them like me

7 Money is not everything, and nothing can be done without money.

8. Eat appropriately to have the strength to lose weight.

9 A woman’s tears are useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it means you are useless.

10 Did you know? I miss you every day and every night.

I think about it when I eat, when I sleep, and when I work. I really want to say to you

Pay the money back quickly.

11 Falling in love is like cooking. If the heat is not appropriate, the love that comes out of the stir-fry will be either raw or burnt.

12 Everyone! Today is the 10th anniversary of my wife’s 30th birthday!

13 Just listen to your words and save me 10 books.

14 When you are a minor, you do the things of adulthood, when you are engaged, you do the things of breaking up, when you are newly in love, you do the things of getting married, and when you get married, you do the things of remarriage.

15 I am with you but you are not here, and you are with me without a trace. What is fate in the world? Can you tell me that it is difficult for me to meet?

16 Human beings know how to be shy so they wear clothes, so the clothing fee can be regarded as a shame-covering fee.

17 The real strong man is not one who does not shed tears, but one who runs forward while crying. As long as faith remains, there will be hope. After all, people live with a spirit.

18 Women are China Merchants Bank, and men are China Construction Bank.

19 Only the state officials are allowed to set fires, but the people are not allowed to light lamps.

20 People will always make mistakes, otherwise the right path will be overcrowded.

21 If you are not drunk with wine, everyone will be drunk. When others are sober, I will be drunk alone. I use wine to embolden me to commit crimes.

22 Two tigers, two tigers, falling in love, falling in love, both are male, both are male, so perverted, so perverted.

23 Don’t say never to me, I won’t live to that point.

24 It’s not terrible if you can’t get it, but it’s a joke if you can’t keep it.

25 If you kill the panda, I will be a national treasure!

26 Sincerity is not as good as red banknotes, and feelings are just sexual needs.

27 If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you.

28 I, a college student’s goal in life: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and some farmland. < /p>

31 Don’t be like the people on earth~~~

32 The most contradictory thing between lovers is fantasizing about each other’s future, but thinking about each other’s past.

33 Why do I feel sleepy when I read a book? Because books are where dreams begin.

34. Don’t eat from the bowl and worry about what’s in the pot. Eat directly from the pot and save worry.

35 If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, you think I’m HELLO KITTY!

36 Missing someone after a breakup is not called yearning, it’s called being mean.

37 Listening to you speak, a sense of intellectual superiority arises spontaneously!

38 Various postures, various moves. All kinds of surging, all kinds of floating.

39 Women love to put on makeup, and men love to lie; women put on makeup to deceive men’s eyes, and men lie to deceive women’s hearts.

40 If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: ... put less salt!

41 It is better to chat on QQ for half a year than to study Chinese for 10 years.

42 Flowers often belong not to the people who appreciate them, but to the cow dung.

43 When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of a handsome guy. I couldn’t understand it. Later, my colleague took out a mirror for me. OY! Suddenly it dawned on me.

44 What is your lung capacity? To be able to brag to such a great extent.

45 Favors belong to favors, things belong to things, and favors and things belong together, nothing big can be done.

46 ppMM are all fleeting clouds, only the warm right hand is eternal.

47 Why is the sky so dark? Because cows are flying in the sky. Why are cows flying? Because you are on the ground. blow.

48 From now on, I will no longer be greedy, but just love to eat.

49 Life is like a play, you act and I watch the play

50 Despair is when you order two dishes at a restaurant and eat the first one: Is there anything more unpalatable than this in the world? ? Eat the second one: There really is!

51 God said, let there be light, but I said I was against it, and from then on there was darkness in the world.

52 In today's society, it is no longer useful to cook raw rice into cooked rice. Even if it becomes popcorn, what should run will still run away.

53. If a man suddenly has money, he most wants to immediately tell the woman who has always rejected his pursuit. This can be regarded as a kind of revenge.

54 Seven-year-old boys are the most terrifying creatures on earth. They have curiosity, mobility, destructive power and the "Protection of Minors Act"

55 Where is the End of the World? No fragrant grass, it is better to breastfeed.

56 Love is made.

57 As far as love is concerned, women are professionals and men are amateurs.

58 Rabbits don’t eat grass near their nests, and the quality is not good, so why bother looking for it around you?

59 I liked you, chased you, got along, kissed you, quarreled, faded away, got tired of you, broke up, pretended not to know you anymore, scolded you behind your back, and completely ignored you, so much so that it made me collapse. .

60 The most charming person is Master Kong, thousands of people follow him every day.

61 Meng Jiangnu cried down the Great Wall, and White Snake flooded Jinshan PowerWord.

62 I ran as hard as I could, but I couldn’t get rid of the sadness that followed closely.

63 Eat quite fat, act very handsome, have a fat head and big ears, have strong limbs, carry a pen, do not know how to do accounts, buy a computer, do not know how to surf the Internet, sleep at night, and make sure to pee on the bed.

64 If you bury corn in the soil in spring, you will harvest a lot of corn in autumn.

In the spring, I buried my wife in the soil, and in the fall I will be shot.

65 I always think that happiness is something that only happens when people are overwhelmed and don’t let go.

66 Brother smokes because it hurts the lungs, not sad.

67 I allow you to enter my world, but I do not allow you to walk around in it.

68 You take your overpass; I take my underground passage.

69 I really want to stick my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face right away.

70 I miss you so much, find a painter to draw you, stick you in a cup, drink water and kiss you every day.

If you are a steamed bun, then I am a bowl of mutton soup and I want to soak you. Words to tease men_Words to tease girls

Selected words to tease men:

1. I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

2. I really want to put my size 41 shoes on your size 42 face right away

3. On the morning of April Fool’s Day, you wake up and there is a flea lying on your pillow. , and a suicide note, which read: I struggled all night, but I couldn't bite your face. Your face is so thick that I can't survive! Hahaha!

4. Boy, today What happened? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take the medicine?

5. I dare not say that I love you. I am afraid that if I do, I will die soon. I am not afraid of death, I am afraid of me. Even after you die, no one will love you as much as I do!

6. The world is as big as the heart you lack.

7. The height of the sky is known by the clouds, the depth of the water is known by the fish, the fragrance of the flowers is known by the earth, and I understand your IQ. April Fool’s Day is a festival tailor-made for you, haha, I wish You have infinite joy on April Fool's Day and boundless happiness!

8. As far as your thoughts go, roll away; as fast as the speed of light, roll away as fast as you can.

9. God created you because of his creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

10. Silly said he was going to buy chickens today, but his wife didn’t agree, so his father bought chickens to hunt, but his mother refused to let him go. Silly let him cry and scream, and took off his socks and threw them on the ground. I want you to play fool again! Read the second word of each sentence to understand the meaning. Happy April Fool's Day

Happy!

11. People are in the classroom with their hearts outside, and reading is not as good as falling in love. The teacher asked why? For the next generation.

12. As soon as you go out, thousands of birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

13. You accidentally traveled to the Song Dynasty, and your martial arts are very powerful. The Huashan Sword Discuss proved that your martial arts surpassed the Eastern Evil and Western Poison, and defeated the Southern Emperor and Northern Beggar. Everyone thinks that you must be Dongfang Invincible, I actually don’t know where you come from.

You could have been

carefree and at ease, but you didn't expect that a cry would make it difficult for you to have a good dream: Bajie, if you don't go to explore the mountains, you will hide and sleep again.

14. Have you drunk too much in Sanlu?

15. Which school did you graduate from? Your disgusting degree has been completed to the postdoctoral level!!

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16. You waste air when you are alive, you waste land when you are dead, and you waste RMB half-dead.

17. Your appearance is really unflattering, and you are slowing down the internet speed

18. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color and far apart.

19. Your life can be summed up in eight words: absurd in life and useless in death

20 , Were you thrown up 100 times but only caught 2 times when you were born?

21. I have been thinking hard to write a poem. Only two people in the world know it. Now I am secretly enjoying it, and the fool is reading it. This poem.

22. Aim for the innocent and avoid the profound; grasp the honest and be wary of the cunning; keep an eye on the lone and pay attention to the gang; if you are unlucky enough to be fooled, you will be charming with a smile. On April Fool's Day, everyone is responsible for playing tricks!

23. In the days without you, I can cherish myself! In the days without you, you can slowly torture yourself! < /p>

24. Lu Bu fell in love with Zhu Yingtai, Diao Chan intervened in Liang Shanbai, happiness hijacked the lonely bird, I am the best among friends, I send blessing messages to me, just to make you feel good, I don’t understand, take a deep breath, fool Happy holidays are a must. Happy April Fool's Day.

25. A wife is valuable, but a son is more valuable; if it is a lover, both can be thrown away.

26. The boss gives you a salary increase of 2,000, and informs the finance department to handle it immediately. I will come to the company to withdraw the money immediately. The time will be at 8 o'clock in the evening. If it is overdue, it will be deducted as absenteeism. Look, I'm just teasing you. Play.

27. Look at your ranking to know how many people are in your class.

28. The country is beautiful and fragrant, the country is beautiful, the fish is falling, the geese are falling, the moon is shy, the flowers are shy, the beauty is beautiful, the beauty is beautiful, the color and art are excellent, don’t be embarrassed to admit it, I know my image in your mind must be like this!

29. A rooster and a hen are husband and wife, and they are busy hatching chicks all day long. The chick has a mental problem and does not eat, drink or rest. The rooster and hen are anxious and hide aside to watch the chicks. It is silly. The chick didn't pay attention and was secretly looking at the phone.

30. Dude, you dance the Gangnam style very well and happily, but don’t swing your head too much, okay? It's all filled with water. I'm afraid if you can't control it well, the water will burst. Hehe.

31. A plum blossom on a high mountain, who do you love? I want to have sex with you, and no one can stop me. When I get married, I become obscene, and I am so crazy. I'm so cool when I'm gay.

32. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix flying in the sky, and I am a jackal chasing you on the ground. I will neither beat you nor scold you. I will use Emotions torture you.

33. 4.1 April Fool’s Day is here. I know this is your favorite holiday, but don’t just enjoy yourself. If you ignore me, I will become Ignore you now!

34. Article 1 of "The Complete Handbook of Model Husbands": The wife is always right. Rule 2: If your wife is wrong, please refer to Rule 1.

Selected quotes to tease girls:

1. If you knew who you married in the end, would you still sleep with someone else?

2. Eat porridge every day , unwilling to give in, I went to the vegetable market for a walk yesterday, and I thought I’d better continue eating porridge.

3. I was also an infatuated person, but it rained and I drowned.

4. Old advice: Girl, you must eat appropriately to lose weight effectively.

5. Although the famous flower has an owner, I am here to loosen the soil!

6. I searched for her thousands of times, but suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me.

7. Whenever I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

8. What is love? Love means not sleeping well; what is being an official? Being an official means not being a good person.

9. In the 1950s: As a big brother of workers, you have nothing to say when a girl marries you; in the 1960s: My relatives are the People’s Liberation Army, and I feel especially close to you when I meet you; in the 1980s: Who is the contemporary college student? Determined to spend a lifetime with you ; 1990s: Rich, rich, I love you, the age gap does not matter; New Century: There is no need to explain the conditions clearly, anyway, goodbye at dawn.

10. What is a friend of the opposite sex: you dare not say what you want to say, and dare not do what you want to do; what is a confidante: you can say what you want to say, but dare not do what you want to do; what is a lover: There is nothing to say and nothing to do; what is a wife? She is too lazy to say things and too lazy to do things. Humorous and ridiculing words

Humorous and ridiculing words

1. You took a pig shopping and looked very happy. I passed by and said with sympathy: "It depends on a person's grade. It just depends on who he's with.

"Before you finish speaking, look at the pig abandoning you with disdain!

2. You and I are both angels with one wing. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that when people come to the world, they are In order to find my other half, I finally found you after all the hard work, but found that our wings are aligned.

3. Occasional forgetfulness does not mean eternity. In the busy time, there is a kind of indifference. My thoughts linger in my heart; during my lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessings; I miss you, please treat me to a meal!

4. Since I have known you, your place in my heart has been , you should know very well. In my eyes, everyone else is just a pile of shit, but you are different, because you are a pile of shit.

5. If you are beautiful, you are a piece of shit. If I make a mistake, I have made a big mistake; if intelligence is a sin, I have committed a heinous crime. It is really difficult to be a human being. But you are both right and not guilty. I really envy you! >

6. Men, be kind to your wife, be kind to your children, be filial to your parents, be loyal to your friends, be careful with your work, and be ruthless to yourself. Please hold your hands after reading this. Hit the head with the phone in the phone!

7. Top secret document of the 16th National Congress: In order to improve the quality of the people, the State Council decided to eliminate a group of ugly and imbecile young people. You should pack your things and go out immediately. Don’t thank me. , hurry up and be safe!

8. The weather is hot and cold, but I feel calm in this season. I always miss you in the distance. I would like to raise a homing pigeon and let it fly to you every day. Even if all I can do is a simple action: shit on your head

9. I look forward to it every day, think about it all the time, focus on my sight during the day, and dream about it at night! Meet me here, my thoughts are spinning around you, why haven't you come to me yet - five million!

10. In order to thank my friends for their love, we are now offering a weekend one-day trip, with the whole journey being taken by bus. , the activities include cleaning the floor and kitchen grease in my house, scrubbing the toilet, washing clothes and bedding, and providing lunch. Two hundred people, please register as soon as possible

11. On behalf of the Party Central Committee, the State Council, and the National People’s Congress, The Central Military Commission and the Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan Office have made a strong protest to you: Why is there no Taiwan in the map of China you left after wetting the bed last night!

12. A pair of flies are eating. The son frowned and asked his mother: "Mom, why do we have to eat poop every day? Mom said: "Don't say such disgusting words while eating, eat it while it's hot!" ”

13. One monk has to carry water to drink, and two monks have to carry water to drink. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also a temple in the temple. Old Taoist, but the old Taoist is holding his cell phone and giggling. 14. A word of cheers wakes up a dream! A word of hello dispels a bit of loneliness! A word of greeting warms a heart! Concerned! A message comforted the hesitation!

15. A cricket made a bet with a pig: You can’t see me if I jump into the grass. The pig said: I Want to see you? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig was watching! The pig was still watching!

16. Friendship is full of meaning to me. I cry when you cry, laugh when you laugh, and when you jump out of a tall building, I will stick my head out without hesitation: "Wow, it's weird if you don't die!" ”

17. Someone told me: sending text messages to the most talented, healthy, honest, and kind person is the noblest thing; after thinking about it, I think this person must be you. ! If you feel the same, please give me a reply!

18. I haven’t seen you for a while, but I really miss you! How are you doing there? ? Did the lion scare you? Did the tourists throw things at you? Are you used to reading text messages with your two little hooves?

19. Don’t be discouraged when encountering setbacks. (Classic sentence) Be relaxed, strive to be strong and strong, avoid being upset and not angry, live an optimistic life and be happy, don’t be discouraged in crowded places

20. I really miss you in the night, in the sky! The stars also understand my heart, there is only you in my heart! How can mountains and rivers block my love for you! I really miss you, my dear...

21. Most of all! The romantic thing is to walk slowly with you, watching the 80-year-old man being gentle with his wife on the roadside; the happiest thing is to walk slowly with you, watching your cheerful gait, that is my enjoyment. ! Running around again, my pet dog!

22. With you, I forget about food and sleep. Without you, I have nothing to worry about. Without you, I worry about gains and losses. Without you, I am wholehearted. Nothing to do, damn game.

23. According to your birth date, you will definitely make a fortune in the near future. Please follow the tips immediately: get an explosive hairstyle, wear patched clothes, hold a stick in your right hand and a bowl in your left hand, walk along the street and Spell: OK, OK!

24. Except for the wind, no one will understand the sadness of this city; except for the rain, no one will see the end of this story; except for you, no one is worth letting me care about and follow. ;Dear, I want to say to you: It’s time to pay back the money!

25. Judging from your almond-shaped eyes, cherry mouth, curved eyebrows, slender hands, tall figure, charming curves, and pretty face, you must have had your whole body plastic surgery. Allow!

26. I can’t resist missing you. I can only use images to express my love. Don’t laugh at my obsession with you, just because of the wise saying--Whoever has no shit in life from ancient times keeps a photo. Make toilet paper!

27. Thank you for being willing to listen to my complaints, because with you, I can get rid of all my unhappiness! Thank you for every minute and second you have walked with me. Because of you, my life is no longer lonely! Wangcai, I can no longer live without you in my life.

28. I have been your friend for so long. You have always cared about me, but I often cause you trouble. I really don’t know how to repay you. Therefore, I will definitely do anything in my next life. I will pull weeds for you to eat.

29. Next is the moment to witness the miracle. Press the scroll button once and you will smile; press it twice and you will giggle; press it three times and you will laugh happily; press it four times and congratulations, A fool is born!

30. What to do if you are thirsty? Go to the beach for a walk; what should you do if you are hungry? Let’s have hot pot and shabu-shabu; what to do if you don’t have money? Find a fool to lie to you; what should you do if you don’t have the guts? Go to the cemetery to practice; what if I miss you? So send a text message and give it a try.

31. Without Pangu, there would be no chance of ape evolution; without oracle bones as stationery, history would be lifeless; without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be passed down for centuries? Without me sending you a message, who knew a pig could look at a cell phone?

32. Starting tomorrow, the city will decide to get rid of all the mentally handicapped young people who are ugly and detract from the appearance of the city! Pack your things quickly and go out to avoid the limelight. Don't tell anyone that I informed you. Remember! No need to say thank you!

33. When I met God that day, he promised me a wish. I said I hoped for world peace, but he said it was too difficult to handle. I took out your photo and hoped that He would make you more beautiful. God took your photo and said, "Take the globe and let me look at it again." Classic humorous and ridiculing quotations_humorous and ridiculing words_inspiring sentences

1 There are many great people, but there are too few who can recognize their own shortcomings.

2 The wind is rustling and the water is cold. You owe money and you have to pay it back!

3 The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

4. What is the most painful thing in a person’s life? It is that the person is not dead but the money is gone!

5 When I am bored, I go shopping and take out the garbage that others throw into the trash can and throw it on the ground.

6 I heard that getting married is very cheap now. The Civil Affairs Bureau can get it done for only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!

7 It is a kind of beauty for a woman to wear makeup before she is thirty years old, and it is a kind of virtue for a woman to wear makeup after she is thirty years old!

8 People who make love, mate and mate! If the mandarin ducks play in the water, they will drown; if they fly together, they will fall to death.

9 If you are an official and do not make decisions for the people, it is better to go home and sell sweet potatoes.

10 Give me some sunshine and I will rot.

11 Everyone is original when they are born. Sadly, many people gradually become pirates.

12 It’s just a gust of wind, but it’s so eternal. It’s just a dream, but it’s so real. You lower your head and say nothing, but I can’t calm down. I finally can’t help but tell you Say: Next time you fart, please say it first.

13 The sky is blue, the sea is deep, and a man’s words are rarely true.

14 Where there are beauties, there are fantasies; where there are fantasies, there are gangsters!

15 Helpless, helpless. In fact, I am not useless.

I have many advantages that I can list and state.

But I don’t know why, I can’t get the respect and support of others.

16 I try my best to gather myself, just like the stone I hold tightly, in order to throw it farther!

17 Thoughts are like underwear, you must have them, but you cannot prove them to everyone you meet.

18 If you are still young after visiting brothels, please use Huiren Shenbao.

19 It is the hero who emerges, the talent who emerges, and the fool who emerges.

20 Men are all lower body animals. Those men keep telling you that they will give you happiness in the second half of your life, but they actually mean they will give you happiness in the lower body.

21 When your left hand is tired, switch to your right hand.

22 I would rather sacrifice the last virgin in China than leave any virgin in Japan!

23 With a big head and a thick neck, he is either the boss or the cook!

24 There is no opportunity for rehearsal in life, every moment is broadcast live.

25 From twenty to thirty-two, these are the most important 12 years of life. The goal is a wife, children, house, car, money, and face.

26 A woman who does well is a sister-in-law, but a woman who does not do well is a bitch.

27 If marriage is the tomb of love, celebrating a wedding anniversary once a year is like sweeping the tomb.

28 A man’s lies can deceive a woman’s night, and a woman’s lies can deceive a man’s life.

29 It’s not that I’m obsessed with legends, it’s just that legends are so beautiful.

30 Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius could not solve.

31 The cruelty of life is that after the capitalist has exploited the remaining labor value, his wife has to exploit all the economic value...

32 Smoking countless times and drinking until vomit. Driving into a tree and slow-walking on the dance floor. Everyone thinks you are cool, but in fact, you can’t even move when you see a beautiful woman.

33 I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s bad mouth!

34 I really want to become a monk, but there is always something I can’t let go of and I don’t have a girlfriend.

35 When two people are together, people will spread rumors, just like when two branches are close, spiders will spread. To hang the net.

36 Every bad man is equipped with good looks, otherwise he would not be a bad man.

37 Marriage is a banquet. The better the food, the more dishes will be washed.

38 Those who are close to fools are stupid, those who are close to wisdom are wise, those who are close to poverty are poor, and those who are close to rich are noble.

39 The trouble of not having a girl: When you meet a bad man, you want to run away, but when you meet a good man, you are eliminated.

40 The most disgusting thing is that our favorite ice cream is also made like poop, specially made for you to circle a few times.

41 Some people say that I don’t believe in savages, which is really an injustice to me.

I know that there are many savages now. Some savages have become scientists, and some have become judges.

Of course, most of the savages are the hosts.

42 What is money when it comes to the world? Just ask the bitch to give her body to you.

43 I have been an official for ten years, but if something happens to me, it will be all over.

44 If you leave first, don’t blame me for turning my back to you when you turn around.

45 Love is like playing basketball. Grab it with all your strength, chase it with all your strength, and throw it away without hesitation when you get it.

46 There are only two types of men: one is lustful, and the other is very lustful!

47 Without passionate kissing, where is the rolling on the bed?

48 You play with your customization, and I play with my formatting.

49 Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

50 Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent this way.

51 Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant; give you some flood and you will flood. I asked the old lady to put on red lips to give you some color.

52 The pride of a mess: Being a mess is better than being on the toilet, at least no one poops or pees on your head.

53 A day of being a nun and a day of ringing the clock. Buddha said: Degeneration is rebirth. I am going to degenerate. Don’t make any noise~ I will strangle you if you wake up.

54 Taking off clothes is A beast, wearing clothes is like a beast.

55 Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people see it.

56 I am a lonely tree, standing by the roadside for thousands of years, waiting lonely, just for one day when you walk by me, I will fall for you. If I can’t smash you, I will be in vain. Alive.

57 Four years ago, if a girl got angry at me for no reason, I would silently try to calm down. She was coming to Dayi Mama.

Four years later, if another girl loses her temper at me for no reason, I will silently try to calm down. She must be Dayi's mother who did not come on time.

58 A good reputation is a woman’s best dowry.

59 Spring is here, and a group of wild geese are flying north, sometimes forming a B-shape, and sometimes a T-shape.

60 Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and only if you love hard work will you win a dime.

61 The child is thinking about issues related to heredity and environment.

The mother interjected: This question is very simple. Everyone knows that if a child is like his father, it is genetic; if he is like his neighbor, it is environment.

62 You don’t have a head, or you have mold on your head! !

63 Don’t talk to me about life, quit!

64 A first-class man has a home outside his home;

A second-class man has flowers outside his home;

A third-class man looks for a home among flowers;

A fourth-class man comes home from get off work;

A fifth-class man’s wife is not at home;

A sixth-class man has no wife or home.

65 There is no grass anywhere in the world. If you want to find it, don’t look for it in the workplace. There are only a few people in the workplace, not to mention the quality is not good.

66 The white-collar workers got their salary today, paid the rent, water, electricity and gas bills, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the remaining money in their pockets, and sighed: Alas! This month’s salary is white-collar again!

67 In the shower, please do not disturb, please buy tickets for peeping, 40% off for individuals, 20% off for groups, booking phone number: I won’t tell ordinary people!

68 Flowers come in all kinds of red, and people and dogs are different.

69 When a man deceives a woman, it is called flirting; when a woman deceives a man, it is called seduction; when a man and a woman cheat together, it is called love.

70 Life is not an audition, there is no version of pampering for a lifetime.

71 A company is recruiting, and the English name of the next girl to be interviewed is spring.

The secretary wanted to take the opportunity to show off her English proficiency and shouted: Hi! That one named Chun, it's your turn!

72 As the saying goes: A true man would rather die than surrender; but as the saying goes: A true man can bend and stretch.

73 It seems that ordinary people cannot resist the power of mistress.

74 Complete love exists between two hearts and between two legs.

75 Scandal is when you take an ugly girl out and you hear what the people around you say.

76 War: If you can’t untie it with your tongue, bite it with your teeth!

77 Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it.

78 Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money.

79 Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters.

80 Dating is sales, falling in love is called direct selling, and throwing hydrangeas to attract brides is bidding.

81 I have always been by your side and worried about you again and again. Have you had enough to eat today?

Did you sleep well?

Will it be cold late at night?

I have always known that you just can't take care of yourself. Whenever I walk away, you jump out of the pig pen.

82 The road to success is paved with goals. Big goals are more useful than no goals, and small goals are more useful than big goals. If you don’t risk your life now, your life will be at your mercy in the future.

83 It’s not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

84 Failure is the mother of success, and success is the mother of failure.

85 I looked for her thousands of times in the crowd, but suddenly looking back, that person still looked down upon me.

86 When you put on the wedding dress, I also put on the cassock~~

87 You are gold and I am coal, you will shine and I will generate heat. Don't make me angry, or I'll melt you.

88 The old lady grinding the iron pestle into a needle is an idiom story, while the young man grinding the needle into an iron pestle is an adult story.

89 You must eat appropriately to lose weight effectively.

90 I study on purpose, work on purpose, live on purpose, and live like a human being on purpose!

91 Being single is enlightenment, being in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awakening, getting married is a mistake, and getting divorced is a great enlightenment! Without a lover, you are a waste, but with too many lovers, you are an animal!

92 The accountant said to you: Come and collect your salary later. I don’t have any change right now.

93 They all pretended to be virgins, so I had to pretend to be experienced.

94 Those who are near pigs will be fat, and those who are near urine will be coquettish.