Oh, happy Spring Festival. The friend applauded. I know what this means. I find that I am getting more and more beautiful. . . . Thank you. Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming to our auction house.

A Oh, this is an auction house.

B Well, I helped Gao Min win the gold medal the other day. Well, first of all, let me introduce myself. I am an auctioneer in this auction house.

Hey, he has a lot of power.

Tonight's auction will be decided by me.

A that's right. You can't get anything unless he knocks on the hammer.

But you must have rich experience to knock this hammer.

Hey, you're a good man. Teacher Niu has been nailing horseshoes since he was a child.

B er, right, right, that Mr. Feng, I nailed this horseshoe.

Of course, his main business is nailing cowhide.

Ah, stop it, friends. 1993 Spring Festival Evening live auction begins.

Let's congratulate with warm applause.

B I will announce the first auction first. This is the hat worn by Zhao Benshan, a famous comedian in China.

Oh, how dare he auction everything?

B er needs to explain that things used by auction celebrities are very common abroad, but they are still relatively rare in China. The value of this hat lies in that it records a glorious period of Zhao Benshan's comedy sketches.

Oh, yes, comrades. This hat can be said to be priceless.

B ok.

A its biggest feature is that it hasn't been washed for more than 60 years, and it tastes good.

B Without this hat, I'm afraid Zhao Benshan's role wouldn't be so full.

A Without this hat, Zhao Benshan's performance is nothing. Oh, don't lose your hat. Zhao Benshan's performance will be better.

B Well, then this hat is worthless. B don't you think it's necessary for these two people to auction one of them here?

A that's right. Why don't you have a rest? A sorry, this is public opinion, isn't it? I'm sorry, you, you go, good friend. Why is this hat valuable? Because it is a symbol of luck. Everything is lucky now. You play cards with cards, officials use cards, chess uses chess, and goals use balls and cards. Don't be happy. If you want to wear this hat on your head, you must be the first person to buy it.

C how much is the low price? A Oh, what do you mean by low price and low price? Do I need to say such a trivial thing myself? Just ask him for something in return in the future.

B Let me announce that the low price of this hat is 500 yuan, Zhao Benshan. A Oh, friends, I never thought that our high-end auction house could offer such a low reserve price. Comrades, this is not an auction. This is a clearance deal.

Bid now. Who will buy it?

C 550 650 800 900 1000 A OK, one thousand. Do not move. B deal. Oh, my friend, a thousand dollars for a hat is really two stinking money.

Congratulations, friend. Can you take it with you? You see, it's just different Much more chilling than before, but you bought it by luck. Congratulations on your wish for the Year of the Rooster. I heard that Zhao Benshan was wearing this hat when he had an accident. So he turned luck into luck. Thank you. You haven't paid when you come back. Isn't this a robbery?

The second item announced by B I for auction is a prop used by the famous movie star Miss Gong Li. Gong My friend gets excited when he mentions Gong Li, because it's not an outsider. Everyone knows that Gong Li is my grandmother and plays my grandmother in Red Sorghum. The second lot is a little donkey that Miss Gong Li rode in Red Sorghum. And you brought the donkey here. B Either this auction center won't let me lead the donkey, so I'm tied up in the parking lot outside. It's cold these two days, and my donkey still has a cough. You need to take some medicine at once. what can I say? You can say that your child is ill. B, A, the big pill in jiaozi is put in the donkey's mouth. B, when the donkey coughs, A coughs and exhausts, and then you eat. B, I declare that this little donkey should be a witness of my grandmother's courage to hate and love. This is called risk awareness and adventurous spirit. The price of the little donkey is 3000 yuan. A, it's only 3000 yuan. It's called picking for nothing. B

C4000 4500 5000 6000 640010000b clinch a deal without moving. Friends, we congratulate you with applause. I didn't expect comrades to buy a sick donkey for 10000. Friends, don't go in the future. Pay in one hand and lead the donkey in the other. Now I announce the fourth auction. I think it is very popular all over the world. He is the famous comedian Feng Gong A. I'll see who dares to clap again.

You are the only one who betrayed yourself. My friend told you that I would go to your house for dinner tonight, and you? You are called human trafficking. You got it? You misunderstood. I am not auctioning you. I am auctioning your name. Whoever buys this name can be called Feng Gong.

A Then we'll all be called Feng Gong.

Hey, you can't call me Feng Gong. If you call me again, you will infringe on people's right to name. A Then what's my name?

B You can change your name. You can call Feng six-year-old Gong Xiao Luan Hong.

A I'll look around first. What's the significance of your auction name?

B Ouch, have you heard of this commodity, social market economy, celebrity effect and Li Ning brand clothing series? A yes, isn't it?

Don't say that. The message is that money cannot make them understand. I tell you, I'm going to get a dress from Feng Gong in the future.

You can't do fashion any more. You have to change. You can completely open a Feng Gong brand food series. A: That's settled. What are you selling?

B It's a lot like Feng Gong's ham sausage. A it's delicious.

B Feng Gong brand sauce meat A I want it, I want it

B Feng Gong's ribs, Feng Gong's mouth, Feng Gong's water, Feng Gong's pig brain.

Hey hey, do you know why everyone is clapping? B why?

A Everyone wants to ask, do you have blinds for cows? Can you hang up your sign?

B I announced that the reserve price of Feng Gong was RMB in 300 yuan.

A Hey, hey, hey, hey, hurry up and lift it, or it will be worse than a sick donkey.

B, come here, come here, that's it. The low price will go up soon. Everyone applauded your name warmly. This is a good thing. Your name is like a stock. It will roll up in a minute. A certainly. B, catch a, I'll turn it too high. What should others do? My friend, although we have a good relationship, we can't be crony, and the maximum amount can't exceed 600,000. Thank you.

B OK, OK, now the 300 yuan Renminbi is bidding100.200 million 85.2 yuan.

A, knock. It's two points. If you don't knock on mine, go to him.