My classmates often ask me what are the key factors for success in physics work?

I think elements can be summarized into three Ps: Perception, Persistence, and Power.

Perception——Perception, if you see something right, you must hold on to it; Persistence——Persistence, if you see it right, you must persist;

Power——Strength, have If you have the strength to get through, you have to keep going when you encounter difficulties.

——Yang Zhenning

I hope that you, the younger generation, can be like candles that illuminate people, have warmth and light, and contribute yourselves to the great cause of mankind loyally and down-to-earth. power.

——Faraday

A=X+Y+Z A represents success, X represents hard work, Y represents the correct method, and Z represents less empty words.

——Einstein

Nothing in nature remains permanent.

——Galileo

At the age of twenty, will dominates everything; at thirty, wit dominates everything; at forty, judgment dominates everything.

——Franklin

When I was in high school, I was asked in the front row how to write Qianzhi donkey. I said that it means that if you write Qianzhi donkey like this, you must know how to write it.

I once went to my little cousin’s house to play. After she woke up from sleep, she saw light in the room, so she shouted to turn off the light. Turn off the light. My aunt told her that it was sunlight and it was already dawn, so she started again. Shout, turn off the sun, turn off the sun

Friends often get together. Another friend and I have a hobby. When eating chicken or duck, we especially like to eat chicken butt or duck butt. Sometimes Grabbing at the dinner table. Once I was eating roast duck in Quanjude. As soon as the roast duck was served, he took advantage of me not paying attention and snatched the duck's butt into his mouth like an arrow. Later, I searched for it on the plate and whispered while searching: "Why is there no duck in the duck today?" Butt?" He pointed to his mouth proudly and said, "Here's the butt!" Everyone at the table was laughing~~

One of my classmates had a birthday and drank too much. He picked up the microphone and said, "I want to sing a song about Jay Chou!"

Jokes about slips of the tongue in life:

1. A bowl fell down, causing a big scar on the head

2. At a literary evening, the host came to the stage to announce the curtain: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang singing and dancing will lift your skull! Creepy! ! ! ! !

3. If a tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

4. When I was in high school, the classroom discipline was chaotic. The teacher grabbed XXX in anger and said: XXX, stand on the wall!

~~The whole class is freezing!

5. Once I was driving, and the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: "Why are you driving without a condom?"

6. Me: That's our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

7. In the Internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted: "Teacher!"

8. A person in our dormitory drank too much and wanted to pee, and then said something cold Words: If you drink too much urine, you will have too much alcohol.

9. To buy oranges, the boss said: one dollar and five pounds. Me: It’s too expensive. It costs five yuan for three pounds. Boss: No, no.

10. My friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said the monitor has a color screen. (Originally I wanted to talk about LCD)

11. Junior high school art party, Q&A session.

Female host: "Everyone, be careful, don't rush too fast. Wait until I finish speaking and start raising your hands."

Then she started to read the topic and said, "Open now... ”

At this time, a contestant jumped in to answer.

The host said, "This classmate is a little too anxious. My 'shi' (shit) is still in my mouth, why did you snatch it away?"

12. Listen to a MM shouted in the cafeteria, "Give me a bowl of white powder~!"

13. When I was in school, one day my classmate answered the phone and handed it to me and said, "It belongs to your mother."

I answered the phone and said casually: "Male and female." Everyone laughed wildly. I was laughed at for 4 years.

14. A high school classmate of my classmate (a boy) walked into the noodle shop and flipped his hair coolly: "Boss, 2 liang of green onions don't want rice noodles!" After that, he added: "Please order more rice noodles!" Boss: "...Do you want rice noodles or green onions?"

15. Once the mother of a classmate in the dormitory called me. I used to say "He's not here", but this time I thought It said "has gone out"

The result was: "He is... gone"

16. gg handed me a piece of ice cream, I took a bite and shouted : "It burned me to death!"

17. I went to Li Ning to buy shoes with my sister. My sister said, "Miss, how much do these shoes cost per pound?"

18. Once I patted the belly of my dormitory classmate, and she said loudly: "Don't pat, there is pee in my stomach."

19. In high school, everyone was given a name badge. .

Before a check-up, the head teacher ran to the classroom and shouted loudly, everyone, please put on your bras and come for a check-up. . The whole place was silent. . .

20. When I was in school, I went home on the weekend. I got addicted to cigarettes after dinner, so I planned to take an excuse to go for a walk. When I was changing my shoes at the door, my dad asked me why I was going there. I casually said: "Go and smoke!" As a result, my father found a pack of 555 from my body and beat me severely.

21. Once the leaders of the Education Bureau inspected recess exercises. After the end, the physical education teacher was supposed to announce the "disbandment", but in a moment of urgency, he forgot the words, held it in for a long time, and shouted: "Retreat!"

22. There was a teacher in high school whose surname was Jiang, who looked exactly like Luo Jiaying (who played Tang Monk in Journey to the West). I went to ask him a question and blurted out: "Teacher Tang, this question..."

23 , I have a colleague. One day I was driving on the road and my tire was flat. I asked where I could get inflated tires. My colleague said, "There are abortionists everywhere on the street!"

24. There was a teacher who stayed up all night playing mahjong. Seeing that the blackboard was not wiped, he was furious: "Who is playing banker today? The blackboard is not wiped!"

25. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law applying Dabao and suddenly shouted: "You have such skin Okay, why don’t you use Hushubao? ”

26. When the teacher left the homework, I copied it from others if I didn’t know how to do it. Then I went to the office to hand in the homework and saw the teacher saying, “I’ve finished copying it!” /p>

27. Once, we went to Huangshan for a trip, and the tour guide happened to introduce: The Hundred-step Ladder was the scenic spot of Liu Xiaoqing's "Little Flower" back then. Suddenly a man in our group blurted out: "Director..." Everyone was stunned.

28. That time some female classmates came to my house to play. I went to get water. They turned on the DVD player to watch a movie. I heard it in the back room and it was in Cantonese. Then I shouted to turn down the sound. The sound was wrong, and I was speechless. My face turned purple~~I almost fainted~~

29. In high school, I went home with my girlfriend after school, and I saw a person at the school gate. The guy selling barbecue said he wanted to eat beef offal, because there were many people in front of the grill, and I was afraid that the boss wouldn't hear, so I shouted loudly: "Boss, five skewers of beef whip" and then there was silence, and three seconds later everyone joined in Laughing violently. Very embarrassing. . . The most embarrassing thing was when MM asked me "What is a bullwhip?" I had to answer MM very, very quietly: "A bullwhip is the tail of an ox." .

30. I had an argument with my mm on the phone, and she turned up the TV volume very loudly. I was upset, so I said loudly: "Turn off the phone!" Now that I think about it, that's so cold. !

31. I went to have breakfast with my classmates in the morning. One of them only ate the filling of the buns, and the other only ate the skin. When we were talking about the waste of the two of them, the classmate who ate stuffing said, "Okay, you can eat my foreskin from now on." All the porridge drinkers present sprayed out.

32. To tell the truth, on the factory bus at work, MM asked me: My computer is not working and it keeps dying. I said: Then go back and check for viruses, and remember to upgrade your anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early the next morning, I saw MM again in the car, and I casually asked: Have you checked? how? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said loudly: I was so angry that after checking for a long time, I was told that there was no syphilis. What do you think we should do? It was so cold at that time. . . . The memory is still fresh now.

On National Day, most of the restaurants on the street were closed. I was very hungry, so I couldn’t find a restaurant. When I looked for it, I saw a big sign saying "Peacock Tower", so I went there. I went in, and I smelled the smell of a bathhouse as soon as I entered, but I still looked at the waiter and said, "Have a bowl of rice and roasted beans." I saw the waiter pointing to the opposite side and saying, "The hotel is opposite." I wanted to die

My friend dialed 1861 to cancel a monthly subscription service, which required manual service, so he pressed 0 according to the voice prompts, and then the other party said "Hello, we are at your service at No. 309." My friend He said "Please help me switch to manual service"