1. When everyone is in trouble, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep myself healthy, and beat them to death!

3. Turn on the game and pretend to be playing, but in fact, you put the book aside and secretly read it, secretly memorizing it, and it sucked them up.

4. My roommates were all asleep, so I secretly drank carbonated drinks and went to the West to get a seat and trap them to death.

5. You used headphones to listen to music while you were drawing. I secretly listened to the 64 high school must-memorize articles. I did better than you in the cultural class, and I beat you to death.

6. There is a saying on the Internet that caused *** annoyance: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from the previous "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary does not seem to have increased.

7. By the time you commented, the test paper master had already finished half of the test paper.

8. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!

9. My colleagues are all off work, so I want to secretly work overtime to complete my performance, get re-employed by the boss, and trap them to death.

10. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children’s eyes will be bigger than theirs and they will be overwhelmed.

11. First place in the dormitory roll!

12. Involution of female celebrities: Comparing beauty, figure, fashion, and commercial value. Male Celebrity Involution: Who Will Go to Prison First?

13. When you first hear the involution, you don’t realize it, but when you listen to it again, you already know the person involved.

14. Under the involution, many people adhere to the mentality of "I would rather exhaust myself to death than starve to death for my colleagues" and are involved in life and death.

15. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I secretly study to become more educated than him, and then I don’t want him.

16. My roommates were all asleep, so I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and trap them to death.

17. While others pooped in the toilet, I pooped directly on the bed. It was so convenient that I would trap them.

18. If you are not good at something, just let it go. Rather than forcing yourself to overcome the things you are not good at, it is more relaxed and enjoyable to perfect what you are good at~

19. The track of development will bring “justice from heaven” at any time, and opportunities always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except to move yourself.

20. My roommates are all asleep, so I want to study secretly. I would rather exhaust myself to death or involve my friends to death. Collection of 60 classic sentences from ridiculous nonsense literature

Collection of classic sentences from funny nonsense literature Part 1

1. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

2. If I guessed correctly, then I must have guessed correctly.

3. When I went to the United States for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Americans in one country.

4. If you jump from the tenth floor, if nothing happens, then you should have an accident.

5. As long as you have some ability, it doesn’t mean you have no ability at all.

6.99% of people don’t know the correct order of skin care, and only 1% of people know the correct order of skin care.

7. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, understanding people should understand what I understand and what you understand, then the network environment will be filled with understanding people.

8. The last time I thought it was so funny was the last time

9. If what you said is correct, it should be right.

10. Did you know that people sleep with their eyes closed?

11. It takes ten years to sharpen a sword, and five years to sharpen half a sword.

12. Once a person dies, he will never live again.

13. There are no clouds in the cloudless sky.

14. The young man is quite handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

15. If you have to get up so late every time, then you are getting up very late.

16. When I went to South Korea for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many Koreans in any country.

17. My family lost two cows, one is white and the other is also white

18. You will know what happens tomorrow.

19. If there is no accident, then there should be an accident.

20. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep. Funny nonsense literary classic sentences Part 2

21. Did you know that people can live until they die

22. As long as what you say makes a little sense, it doesn’t make any sense at all. No.

23. The fewer words, the shorter the sentence.

24. Surveys show that people are only born once in their lives.

25. The last time I saw such speechless words was the last time.

26. When I went to country x for the first time, I was shocked. I had never seen so many people from country x in any country.

27. Your mother must have been pregnant before giving birth to you.

28. You will know about tomorrow.

29. When people can’t hold back, they can’t hold back.

30. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

31. In fact, when you are not annoying, you can still be lovable.

32. As long as what you say makes some sense, it doesn’t mean it doesn’t make sense at all.

33. If you fall from the 100th floor, there will be an accident.

34. You look like you are eating.

35. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

36. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

37. If I can understand it, I won’t be able to understand it.

38. Those who can say such things must be able to say such things.

39. Ginger is still getting older.

40. There is a bright moonlight in front of the bed, which is probably the bright moonlight. Funny Nonsense Literature Classic Sentences Part 3

41. I will definitely remember your kindness before I forget it.

42. Every 60 seconds of breathing, one minute has passed.

43. You are an understanding person, and I understand what you mean. I am also an understanding person, and an understanding person should understand that I understand what you understand. As long as everyone understands, people should understand, I understand what you understand.

44. Studies have found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg every day than those who do not eat eggs.

45. It’s been half a lifetime since I left, and half my life has passed since I returned.

46. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

47. A trivia fact: After 24 hours have passed, a day has passed.

48. Today’s young people are really young compared to the older generation.

49.Did you know? You cannot drink freshly boiled water because it will burn your mouth.

50. I hope the next time we meet is the next time.

51. Even if I, the King of Heaven, come, I am still the King of Heaven.

52. I have been extremely angry in extremely angry situations!

53. If you don’t click on it, you can’t click on it.

54. Look how beautiful this girl is, especially her eyes, exactly two.

55. If heaven is sentimental, then heaven is sentimental, and the right way in the world is the right way.

56. You are so beautiful, and you have exactly two eyes, no more, no less.

57. Congratulations! I congratulate you!

58. Compared with the older generation, today’s young people are really too young.

59. The law of stocks has been found, it will either rise or fall

60. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you be a person who truly has dreams. A collection of 80 humorous and homophonic jokes

A collection of humorous and homophonic jokes Part 1

1. If Wang Zhi doesn’t give you a replacement, I’ll ask Cai Yuan to make amends.

2. I accidentally stepped on an ant to death. The little ant said aggrievedly, "That's the queen ant, woo woo woo, we don't have a queen ant anymore."

3. Shrimp and clam got 100 points in the test at the same time. The teacher asked shrimp: "Whose did you copy?" Shrimp said: "I copied from clam"

4. I am I bought a steamed bun on the way, and when I went back to eat it, I couldn't stop crying. It turned out to be a really good steamed bun!

5. Kai’s dad on the bottom lane has entered the tower, so he can’t go down the tower! What her? Defend, defend from going down the tower. Can't let go.

6. I had to fill in my personal information when I entered the door. I filled it in blindly, so my identity became a secret: "I filled it in blindly and passed by quietly, leaving a little secret behind."

7. Xu Xian bought a hat for his wife. Why does White Snake’s head feel so heavy after putting it on? Because that is a peaked cap!

8. I told the wind that the wind was blowing from the west, and the wind pouted and said, "You are like a watermelon."

9. Why does a person like to sit less and less as he becomes more experienced? Because it is easy for a rookie to stop (station).

10. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot of ice cream. The more he ate, the more disgusting he became. The little mouse said that the elephant is tired of it. The elephant is tired of it. Did you hear that? I miss you.

11. When I was seventeen years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Cicada: I can’t say I love it, but I just like it at all!

12. Even I don’t care, what do you care about, Italy?

13. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day Niba asked Guoba: What are we going to do? Guo Ba said: Let’s meet Ba!

14. Crab and Clam took an exam together. Crab was found to be cheating. The teacher asked Crab whose copy you copied. Crab said: "I copied Clam's copy." The teacher said: "You are a piece of shit."

15. Before his death, Yu Gong said to his son: "Move the mountains, move the mountains." The son said: "Sparkling."

16. Guoba, Mianba and Niba are good friends. One day, Mianba and Niba were playing together. Guoba called and asked, who are you? "I am Mudba, did you hear me? I am you, Dad"

17. I raised a group of chickens, but none of them could lay eggs. I asked myself, do I still have chicken skills?

18. I have a surprising job” “What?” ""Digging Lotus Roots"

19. I saw the goddess online at night, and I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied: Yes, are you okay?

22. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed and said nothing. Finally I couldn't help but lift the lid and it turned out that what was steaming was boredom

23. If you don’t like it and I don’t like it, who will I send the selfie to?

24. There was a little duck who ran very fast after stepping on the mud, and then fell asleep. The name of the story. It's called the mud sleeping duck

25. One day, the ant got lost, but luckily he met another ant, so he asked the ant: "How do you get back to the ant nest?" An ant said: "With a smile or... very silently"

26. The crab accidentally bumped into a loach when he went out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said: "Are you blind? The crab said aggrievedly: "No, I am a crab!" ”

27. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked very similar. One was called home and the other was called out. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case sheet and asked who the sick one belonged to. Look carefully. Look, it's a turtle at home.

28. The tiger turned the lion green in the zoo. The lion was very angry, but the tiger felt innocent. When the keeper asked, he found out that the tiger had a lawyer's license.

29. I didn’t bring a book to class today and the teacher asked me where the book was.

30. One day the little duck was reading a book, and the mother duck said to close the book after dinner. , Let’s make it together, let’s make it together, did you hear it, let’s make peace.

31. There are really dragons in the world. I remember when I was 7 years old, one evening, the sky began to slow down. The sky became gloomy, and occasionally there was drizzle in the sky. My mother told me to go home quickly for dinner, but I couldn't hear her. Suddenly my mother ran to me and pulled me and said, "Are you a dragon?" "

32. I just had a bite of spoiled watermelon, and my stomach hurt, so I went to the hospital and got a test.

33. "Whose self-built house is small? "Super crowded Saiyan." "

34. Once upon a time, there was a little pig who planted a strawberry and a mango. The strawberry grew very slowly, so the little pig said to the strawberry, "You can't do it with Berry, you can't do it with Berry." < /p>

35. One day, the little bear was playing with the balloon bear, shouting and chasing, Qiuqiu, don’t go, Qiuqiu, don’t go, did you hear that, please don’t go.

36. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked and found out they were peanuts.

37. I want to take you to eat roasted purple sweet potatoes, and then put them in your ears. Tell you quietly "I am Ziya and you"

38. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like "blood"

39. I am a very spicy person. It's easy to get along with, but you have to find the reasons why you don't get along.

40. When I was 17 years old, I grabbed a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. Who knew that the cicada said: "You can't talk about love, don't grab the cicada." I like it a bit." The third humorous joke with homophones

41. I washed some dates today. They were originally packed together, but they fell apart when I washed them. The dates fell apart. Did you hear that? The dates fell apart. They fell apart early. .

42. I was lucky enough to be a star when I went to work in the fields. People passing by called me: It’s hot in the fields.

43. They didn’t even want me. So what do you want, do you want food?

44. Look, the moon today is not pretty at all, it is not round or bright, yes, I don’t forgive, I don’t forgive.

45. There was a little mouse who stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out to dig in the soil. His mother sighed when she saw it, oh, it is really draining the soil.

46. I accidentally stepped on it. When an ant died, the little ant said aggrievedly that it was the queen ant. We have no queen ant anymore, and then cried loudly. We really have no queen ant anymore.

47. "How much does it cost if you want to buy the moon?" "It's affordable to buy it in the middle of the month, because the moon on the 15th day costs 16 yuan."

48. Stay up all night , what are you doing, will Ollie give it to you?

49. He was afraid of the dark and obtained a night avoidance certificate.

50. I was on an island recently, and my friend asked me which island I was on. I was on the Poverty Island.

51. Do you know why Yi Yang Qianxi doesn’t go shopping at night? I don’t know because the store will be closed at night.

52. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my little baby juice?

53. If you don’t even coax me, then why are you coaxing? Hong Shixian?

54. I knocked over a bottle of pills and I didn’t know what they were, but it turned out that I really wanted to Get out of the pill.

55. The little ducks were queuing up to find their mother. One little duck wanted to align with the duck in front of it, but it couldn't be aligned. So the little duck said anxiously, "It's not aligned with the duck, it's not aligned." Duck, I'm sorry.

56. Two adults are playing chess. The child: Uncle, your rook is gone. Uncle: What kind of car? This is called JU. Child: Oh, uncle, you were ridden away by yourself.

57. My mother was looking at the recipe for cooking. The recipe called for adding 3-6 grams of sugar. My mother added 5 grams and was still adding it. I asked my mother why she needed to add more. She said more (at home) ) is also good!

58. The name of the doctor who helped Wang Dalu deliver the baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the New World.

59. The teacher told us: in a circle, the distance from any point on the circle to the center of the circle is equal. The content of this class is guessing an old Beijing food - teaching circle.

60. Falling in love is not that easy, everyone has his mobile phone. Four humorous jokes with homophones

61. When the emperor came back from a private visit in disguise, the empress dowager asked, "Are my children tired from this trip?" The emperor was shocked and said, "My...my name is lilei?"

62. Question: Do you really want to lose weight after eating so much every day? Answer: Enjoy it!

63. Once upon a time, one day the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. The snake couldn't get it, the snake couldn't get it. Did you hear it? It couldn't give it up.

64. If you don’t even hurt me, why does it hurt? Tengger?

65. If you don’t even like me, then what do you like? Sponsor?

66. Oh my God! The goddess actually replied to me! I suppressed my excitement and replied: Then you can do it first, and then we can talk after you do it. An hour has passed, why hasn’t the goddess finished defecating?

67. On the way home from buying oysters, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the soil. So this is called oysters liking mud

68. Yan Zi sent Chu, and Yan Zi left after being humiliated. When a minister who knew Yan Zi heard about it, he hurriedly chased him: "Yan Zi! Yan Zi! Take him away! How can I live without you!"

< p> 69. A reporter asked Zeng Yi: You have so few lyrics and only sing a few words at a time. Can you make money? Zeng Yi: If you don’t make much, just make a living and spend money.

70. I went to work in the fields today and was lucky enough to become a celebrity. People passing by called me: Dilireba.

71. If you don’t even kiss me, then why are you kissing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

72. Sheriff: Everyone, search this area like a blanket! There is a thief. The little policeman: It’s too simple. Search for the thief!

73. I understand the truth that ugly people should study more. People used to say that I was not good at studying, but they were actually praising me for being beautiful.

74. Why do evil houses in horror movies always have a piano? It’s because “there are several demons living in the piano.”

75. The mother sparrow asked the little sparrow, "Baby, what kind of hair are you wearing today?" The little sparrow said, "Chirp, chirp." The mother replied, "Chirp, chirp, chirp."

76. Liaoning is In places like China where Instagram is the most popular place, you can often hear conversations like this: "Jieyin, do you have Instagram?" "ins"

77. The doctor prescribed some pills to me, but I accidentally knocked over the bottle. , the pill rolled out with a crackling sound, it turned out that it was a good sound to roll out the pill.

78. Why does Superman wear tights? Because saving people is important.

79. My uncle cut off his head and became fierce because he turned into a vulture.

80. The door handle of grandma’s house is very thick, and there is a noise when opening the door. Later, when I asked, I found out that this is called wanting to rough the door. Post 20 funny sentences about involution to Moments.

< p> 1. Everyone was fishing in the water, and I was secretly studying while fishing, trapping them to death.

2. I told my boyfriend that we would take a nap together, and I would secretly get up to study. Then I learned more knowledge at the same time, which made him feel like a stupid pig and would kill him.

3. My roommates were all sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study program. I was richer than them and tricked them to death.

4. Pretending to play games with Timi on, but actually putting the phone aside while memorizing, secretly memorizing, and killing them.

5. Everyone was playing on their mobile phones. I was playing TikTok loudly and reciting English words to keep them busy!

6. In this involution world, some people are rolled up into twists, while others choose to lie down. After all, as long as I lie down on my own, no one can knock me down.

7. If you don’t want to be involved, you have to involve others.

8. If you have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

9. My colleagues are all off work, so I want to secretly work overtime to complete my performance, get re-employed by the boss, and trap them to death.

10. Before you have time to become introverted, you have already begun to mentally consume yourself.

11. Even if you tire yourself to death, you will still drag your classmates to death.

12. When everyone is in trouble, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep myself healthy, and beat them to death!

13. A tornado landed in xx.

14. Others sleep lying down, but I am different. I even roll up the quilt.

15. It’s so funny, our school doesn’t allow bed curtains to be hung, so you can clearly see the opposite bed in the dormitory, and then secretly roll them up to death.

16. Why stand when you can do things lying down? Why be someone else when you can be yourself?

17. This is not called involution, this is called learning quietly and then surprising everyone!

18. My roommates were still sleeping, but I had already finished my meal and returned to the dormitory. I secretly added honey to the water I drank, and my poop was smoother than theirs, and I could kill them.

19. "Justice will come from heaven" on the development track at any time, and opportunities always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except to move yourself.

20. None of my roommates have children, so I will secretly give birth to a child and trick them into death.