1. Shi Qingshan: "Are you that bullshit Captain Jia?"
Jia Gui: "Hey, yes, you are that bullshit Captain Jia!"
< p>2. Jia Gui: "You bullied me before the imperial army came, and you still bullied me after the imperial army came. Didn't the fucking imperial army come in vain?"Huang Jun: You Earth, the Imperial Army came to Earth for nothing!
Jia Gui: Taijun, I didn’t say that.
Imperial Army: We get the land for free, and he pays for the money (referring to Jia Gui)!
3. Jia Gui was stripped of his shirt and appeared in Dingxiang Tower. Everyone laughed. Jia Gui angrily yelled: "Why are you laughing? No one is allowed to laugh." However, seeing Japanese soldiers also present, he immediately He bowed his head and smiled and said: "Taijun, you are laughing at me!"
4. At a Japan-China goodwill meeting, Jia Gui confidently said: "Find a restaurant and let the common people and the imperial army compete in eating. It's necessary. When it comes to appetite, no one can beat the Imperial Army!"
Golden Standard: Do you mean the Imperial Army is just a loser?
Jia Gui retorted: "Nonsense! A rice cook is not as good as the imperial army!"
5. Jia Gui said to Heiteng: "You are not going to stay in Japan and you are full." Why are you here when you have nothing to do?"
6. Jia Gui came to Dingxianglou to eat. The boss ridiculed him for coming so often. Jia Gui was dissatisfied and said: "Nonsense! The Eighth Route Army is more diligent than me. , you have become an anti-Japanese base area."
7. Jia Gui said to Kuro Teng: "Didn't the imperial army steal the American pearl last year?"
Kuro Teng: "What pearl! It's Pearl Harbor!"
Jia Gui continued: "The imperial army stole the United States' Pearl Harbor. Can the United States not be in a hurry? Can it not attack you?"
p>8. Heiteng said: "There are no two hundred taels of silver here."
Lao Liu said: "Why is there one hundred taels missing?"
Jia Gui said: "Asshole! Two hundred taels is enough!"
9. Taijun Kuroteng said: As the saying goes, flies only bite eggs that are not cracked.
Jia Gui: What’s the use of biting an egg without seams?
Kuroto: Do ??you know why I asked you to be the captain of the detective team?
Jia Gui: You said this, fish looks for fish, shrimp looks for shrimp, and turtle looks for big tortoise.
10. Heiteng: As an intelligence officer, you should be suspicious of everything.
Jia Gui: Now I doubt, (slams the table) Are you the fucking Taijun Kurotou?
Kuroto: (a big slap) Bastard!
Jia Gui: Hi!
Heiteng scolded: You are not suspicious, you are crazy!
Jia Gui: Hi!
11. Liuye: Then you are neither Chinese nor Japanese, then who are you?
Jia Gui: I am nobody.
Master Liu: Oh, you are not a human being.
Jia Gui: Damn it, you are not a human being.
12. Jia Gui: Yang Baolu! Why don't you dare to look at me?
Yang Baolu: I’m afraid of nightmares at night!
13. Jia Gui: Don’t fucking think that you are great just because the Eighth Route Army says you are a traitor. You are so fucking far behind me!
Sun Youfu: I feel relieved to hear you say that.
14. Jia Gui: Tomorrow Ishihara Taijun will go out to the city to hunt rabbits. Do you want me to chase them again?
Cai Shuigan: Captain Jia, why do you have to chase it yourself? If you just get two dogs, it will be over. Think about it, first of all, dogs have better noses and can find prey more easily.
Jia Gui: Yes, a dog’s nose is sharper than mine.
Cai Shuigan: Now, the dog can run faster
Jia Gui: Yes, the dog can run faster than me.
Cai Shuigan: Of these three, dogs are more understanding of human nature.
Jia Gui: Yes, dogs are more understanding of human nature than me.
Cai Shuigan: Yes.
Jia Gui: Hey, it seems that I am more human than a dog.
15. Jia Gui: Hey, I believe it, I believe it, who the hell doesn’t believe it?
16. Jia Gui: "Sun, don't think that you are great because the Eighth Route Army says you are a traitor. You are fucking far worse than me."
17. Jia Gui: "I covered my head, raised my butt, and started fighting with him.
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18. Cai Shuigan: Hey, Captain Jia, is it really you?
Jia Gui: Nonsense, is there anyone who looks like me?
19. Jia Gui: "Is this what my gun looks like?"
20. Jia Gui: "What kind of bull is it? How many days have you been a traitor?"
21. Jia Gui: Wouldn’t you have a nightmare after looking at my face?
Zhou Banxian looked at him: Of course not, I can’t sleep at all.
22. Jia Gui: “Bah, I’ll fucking spit on his face! ”
23. Jia Gui: I knew she looked...hey!
24. Sun Youfu: My brother Jia Gui is like meeting.
Jia Gui: Who are you scolding for having no breasts?
Sun Youfu: No, why are you scolding me?
How could I do that? No breasts!
25. Heiteng: Don’t you have two hundred taels of silver here?
It seems like that’s a lot. One hundred taels!
Nonsense, two hundred taels is enough!
26. Jia Gui: Who are you?
Shi Qingshan: I am me.
Jia Gui: Press your wrist.
Shi Qingshan: Keep the fire closed.
27. Jia Gui: Tell Taijun, I will do it, then don’t fight this guest
Nojiri: Is the guest here? Hahahaha! (Go up and give Jia Gui a big ear)
p>Bai Translation: Aren’t you looking for a fight?
28. Jia Gui: He said that you are like rabbits’ tails, which cannot grow much longer than grasshoppers in autumn. Damn it. The loach in the urine pit can't make much waves. The pimple on the mouse's tail doesn't have much pus anymore.
29. Black Teng: Bastard!
< p>Jia Gui: Hehe, I'm a bastard. Taijun, why do you doubt him?Heiteng: Intuition.
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Heiteng: That makes no sense.
Jia Gui: Then you are just guessing!
Heiteng: Baga! Slap)
30. Shopkeeper Sun: Hey! Why did I forget this! Quanfu! Go to the backyard and show Captain Jia! : What the fuck are you doing!
31. Heiteng scolded: Why don’t you take a pee and take a good look at yourself! No, no one in the whole of East Asia can find such a picture. Your face!
Jia Gui: Taijun, I feel sorry for my appearance, but you can’t blame me for looking like this!
32. Jia Gui: Taijun is wise! !
What’s the use of my wisdom!
33. Heiteng: I’ll reward you with ten pieces of gold! Traitor: Thank you Taijun!
Heiteng: Don’t thank me, Captain Jia will pay for this.
Jia Gui: Huh?
Traitor: Taijun! He doesn't want to give it!
Jia Gui: Taijun! I give! I will definitely give it! I'll give you ten big mouths...
34. Jia Gui: Hey! What to do! Blinded you!
Heiteng: Baga! (Gives Jia Gui a mouthful)
Jia Gui: Taijun! You give me a dozen! I knew it was you! Your slap! Warm my heart!
35. Black Vine: How about the interrogation?
Jia Gui: According to my interrogation in the past two days! Old man Nawen... made me so damn angry!
36. Jia Gui: I don’t even have to look! Just from this smell, I know how feminine it is~
37. Kuroteng: Let me go!
Golden Label: You made Kurotou Taijun anxious!
Jia Gui: What the hell did I say to me!
Nojiri: I’ll go!
Jia Gui: Look, have you made Mr. Nojiri anxious?
Gold Label: What the hell did I say to me!
38. Lao Liu: Mainly us!
Jia Gui: Nonsense! Mainly me!
Heiteng: They are all trash!
39. Kuroteng: It’s Aoyama who is so close this time! But you didn't catch him! What should I report to the headquarters?
Jia Gui: (picking up the sack) Taijun! And this one!
Kuroto: Bastard!
Jia Gui: Hi!
40. Heiteng: Why does the Eighth Route Army always appear in Dingxiang Tower?
Jia Gui: The Eighth Route Army likes to eat donkey meat! Balu likes living here! There are imperial troops in Dingxiang Tower! There are eight roads in Dingxiang Tower! (Slapping himself in the mouth) This is even more fucking wrong!
41. Bai Translation: Why did the Eighth Route Army want to rob the imperial army of food!
Jia Gui: No need to ask! They want to starve the imperial army to death!
Gold Label: Impossible!
Jia Gui: Oh, then they just want to eat it themselves.
42. Chairman Ma: In my opinion, let the imperial army compete with ordinary people in judo!
Jia Gui: Yes! rub! Let’s see who can beat the Imperial Army!
Golden Label: Do you fucking know what judo is?
43. Heiteng: Captain Huang, what I want is a master!
Golden Mark: Taijun! Captain Jia is definitely a low-level expert!
Jia Gui: Huh?
Gold Label: Taijun just wants to train with a master like you!