Stephen Chow’s classic movie lines

Introduction: Stephen Chow was born in Hong Kong on June 22, 1962. His ancestral home is Ningbo, Zhejiang. He is a Chinese comedian, director, screenwriter, and producer. In 1980, she made her debut as a special TV actor for Li, and later became the "golden partner" with Ng Meng-tat, starring in "Nine Levels of Sesame Official" and "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". The following are some of Stephen Chow’s classic movie lines that I have shared with you. Welcome to learn from them!

1 When you praise your school to others, you say: Although it is not a beautiful place, it does have a unique flavor.

2 If you don’t have dreams as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salted fish?

3 A: Who are you? B: The world is dangerous and I never leave my name easily.

4 Even a pair of underwear and a roll of toilet paper have their uses.

5 Wow! Brother, you put on this makeup and say you are Sun Wukong? Could you please show some professionalism? You see, those hairs are all split, and it looks like there are two rice cakes on the head. It costs a lot of money to go out and make a living! What are you looking at? Your makeup is disgusting! I said the same thing when you were angry with me!

6 Don’t blame me for being too frank! It would be child's play for you guys to want to take my life just because you are a bunch of spoiled sweet potatoes and stinky birds!

　7 This is a lighter, actually it is a razor; this is a leather shoe, actually it is a hair dryer...

　8 I support you. !

9 The difference is that humans are born of human beings, and monsters are born of demons. What’s your mother’s surname?

10 When you are not as good as others in exams, you say: In terms of wisdom and martial arts, I have always been a little higher than him. It is because of the extra burden that he is a little higher than me!

11 Let us all start this relationship immediately!

12 "Curry Chili" (1) Bai Anni: How often does your police come to raid? Xingchi: Oh - basically every month, every 28 days on average. (2) The foreign girl beat Xingchi to the ground and rode on Xingchi. Xingchi pulled out a gun and shouted at her: "Now there are two guns pointed at you. Which one do you want me to shoot?"

13 Ah! Master's thinking is really as powerful as sailing against the current. He is so powerful that he deserves to be king with his ideas. "The Dead Man"

14 "Dragon and Phoenix Tea House" Xingchi: "Wow! You are so angry, do you want me to make you angry tonight?"

15 Curious Everyone has the same ambition, and you three must remember that you will take turns to hit the streets three times a day on time. If you attract the attention of customers, the money will naturally flow in unstoppably. "Suan Si Cao"

16 Suo Si Cao: Talking about money is too emotional for us brothers, but there is no friendship between us. Let’s be practical about money.

17 If you are not happy, even if you live forever, it is useless. If you are happy, even if you can only live for a few days, it will be enough! ——"Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box"

18 Zhou: "I am a coward!" Wu: "You can see it! It should have come last night! Stop talking nonsense for 18 yuan!" "The Destruction of King》

　19 Piaopiao: What I hate the most is people being so talkative. Tianqiu: I don’t want to talk nonsense. Piaopiao: Then why don’t you try some lipstick? Tianqiu: Then apply it! "The King of Comedy"

　20 A: Since you refuse to leave your name, you can only leave your head! B: I've been lonely all my life, and the only thing I depend on for survival is this head. I'm afraid it won't be that easy for you to take it away!

21 With your wisdom, can I fool you? "Tang Bohu Lights Up the Autumn Fragrance"

　22 Mix them together to make peeing fish balls, idiot!

23 The three masters of the same village and two li did not know the Four Books, Five Classics and Six Changes, but they were very bold to teach seven or eighty-nine people. Nine out of ten families were poor, and they still managed to scrape together eighty-two-seven cents, six cents, five cents and four cents. Half-hearted and obscene. "Tang Bo Hu Spots the Fragrance of Autumn"

　24 Although you are playing the role of passers-by A, B, C and D, you still have life and soul. "The King of Comedy"

25 His martial arts skills are called the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths. The Bodhisattva shakes his head in fear, and splits the golden light, thunder and lightning palm! With one strike, all humans, animals, shrimps, crabs, and fleas within a radius of a hundred miles were turned into ashes! "The Deer and the Cauldron"

　26 There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. It is your parents who have a problem, making you look like this!

　27 A: It’s been ten years, it’s been ten years, I thought the country had forgotten me. B: How could that be? Even a pair of underwear or a piece of toilet paper has its use.

28 A load of shit is worth just a few bucks, so why make such a fuss!

29 Liu Piaopiao: "You damn Curry Fei (you are about to die)! Yin Tianqiu: "Check it out (in fact), I am an actor. ""The King of Comedy"

30 Damn! Are you bored? Are you here to fool a fool!

31 A: Okay! You forced me to take action, I want to use yours The sea is dyed red with blood.

B: I have been wandering all my life, just like a lonely boat in the vast ocean. I have long ignored life and death.

　32 He is arrogant, but kind-hearted. He is low-key, but admired by thousands of people. He can use the fire given to mankind by God and use it superbly to cook super dishes that can be called the art of fire. , is he the incarnation of a god? Or the messenger of hell? No one knows, but it is certain that everyone gives him a title - God of Cookery! "The God of Cookery"

　33 Miss, it is undeniable that I am ugly, but I am very gentle and will never lie. ”

34 I was talking about my children’s affair, and we will leave this trivial matter of the country for another day! "Domestic Lingling Paint" Stephen Chow

35 The bullet entered my thigh bone, pressing it down It blocked my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left side of my brain is paralyzed due to lack of oxygen, and the right side of my body is beginning to be paralyzed. (Tear open my pants) I must use a knife to cut the wound and take out the bullet.

　36. How many brothers and sisters do you have? Are your parents still alive? Just tell me, I just want to make one more friend before I die. 37 What can you say? ? Are you sorry for your conscience? Are you sorry for this country? You should hold a press conference to clarify, otherwise I will peel off your skin and drink your blood! /p>

　38 I have reached the highest level in my life at such a young age, and then I have no choice but to end my life! "Descendants of the Dragon"

　39 Question: Do you understand now? Answer: I understand, you are crazy!

40 I am the girl with the wind and demon, who improves the social atmosphere, stimulates the film market, and improves the connotation of young people. Pianpian, my name is Gu Jing, and my English name is JingKoo. "Tricky Expert"

41 Don't worry! I don't know that you are really anti-Qing righteous people! But in this situation, I can't help it! I won’t reveal my true identity. In fact, I am the descendant of the Condor Heroes, the undefeated master of the East, and the failure of the West! "The Deer and the Cauldron - The Dragon Sect"

　42 I am not good at writing or martial arts, so wake up. ! I think you should go back to your promising career as a bandit! "Westward Journey"

43 I guessed the beginning, but I couldn't guess the ending.

44 Come on, let the dogs go! "Nine-grade Sesame Official"

45 Thank you for sitting so close and standing so straight to listen to me!

46 The earth is in danger! ! You should go back to Mars! ! "Shaolin Football"

47 Is it possible that you are handsome, graceful and graceful, and look like Pan An? Nicknamed Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon Tang Bohu...the family's dog is prosperous?

48 You can leave first. I'll wait until my legs stop shaking so much and my heartbeat stops beating so wildly.

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49 Talking about the feeling of being broken up: Unfortunately, happiness is always short-lived, and all you get in return is endless pain and sighs!

50 Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. His true identity is a research monk (student).

"Shaolin Football" ;