1) Bus crowding is a comprehensive sport including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam.
2) Life, that's it. Always occupy the position of absolute leadership, when countless fools shout that they control their own lives and master their own destiny. But I didn't see it, living in a higher sky. Show a sarcastic expression.
3) Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
4) The iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and the wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.
5) Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.
6) I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me? !
7) I shine in this beautiful moment with the attitude of God. Don't disturb mortals ...
8) He is just a pot of water, which is poured into your rice pile. A few years later, clear water turns into alcohol, and you become a pile of abandoned rotten rice, which can be used to feed pigs.
9) Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
10) when you are dissatisfied or disappointed with your current situation, how to adjust your mentality? It's simple. Imagine a worse state than you are now, and then you will feel lucky.
1 1) Life is the mouth of Song Like Zude, and you never know who will be unlucky next.
12) When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
How far is forever? Get out, boy!
14) once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.
15) Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain. Why should I have work experience?