The boys stood on my left, the girls stood on my right, and everyone else stood still. As a result, he did not move.
3. You dung workers! '
One day, it was raining heavily outside, and the teacher came into the classroom with a full face of rain. I don't know what I'm looking for at my desk. After searching for a while, I asked my classmates in the front row: 1 Where is my face when I wipe the paper?
5. Line A is half of Line B, so what is Line B? (The class is quiet, after waiting for a long time) The line segment B is the line segment A-two halves, (fainting)
6. In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation and shouted at the podium: Attention, students! I'm going to change! ……
7. "XX, I will give you two words, called Ta Dida." "Zhang X, the teacher sent you a poem today. Listen, it's called loose today, loose tomorrow and loose the day after tomorrow. Remember a poem, you will not be called Zhang X in the future, but Zhang Song. "
8. A classmate was making trouble below, and our teacher said, "Stand on the blackboard for me! ! "It's hard.
9. My junior high school teacher likes to devote himself to this topic ... "My base radius is 20 cm, and my height is 50 cm, so I …" Someone below said, "I'm a fool …" The whole class burst into laughter. ...
10, the teacher said that so-and-so is really smart, and he knows seven things and six things, but that person added when he was proud that he didn't know anything ~!
1 1. The junior middle school English teacher is bald. One day in class, he asked a classmate, "What day is it today? My head is bald? ) The classmate thought for a moment and replied, "Yes."
12. A boy asked: Teacher, there is no pencil for drawing. Do you want to borrow one or use a pen? Teacher (elderly woman) A: Go ahead and relieve yourself.
13. High school algebra teacher: Don't make any noise when you speak.
14, the Chinese teacher said, "Stop the car. . . Do you know why the poet stopped? *-Dance all over the city