In hot weather, I like to sleep under the quilt.
3. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible, but crazy people with normal mental health are terrible.
I am not the richest actor, but I want to be the most caring actor.
College education has many uses, one of which is that it can delay your career for four years.
6. We haven't eaten for several days, and everyone is like pancakes.
7. As long as the hoe jumps well, is there a corner that can't be dug down?
8. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.
9. The biggest pain in life is that I experienced a super storm, not only didn't see the rainbow, but also caught a cold.
10, I deliberately study, work, live and live like a person!
1 1, people have plenty of backgrounds, but I only have my back.
12, the crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me.
13, some people are so tender that they come out as soon as they pinch, but I am so timid that I bubble when I pinch my nose.
14, when I was a child, I was a fool. After teaching for more than 20 years, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocre person!
15, there are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!
16, why do you need to sleep for a long time when you are alive and sleep when you are dead?
17, people are not smart and bald!
18, our goal: look at money and earn more.
19, I will die later. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.
20, Chopin of Niu B, can't play Lao Tzu's sadness!
2 1, the sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?
22. How dare you lie to me. How dare I not believe you?
23, they stick hair better than monkeys, and I don't stick hair better than monkeys.
If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to remind me that I was innocent.
25. A woman without talent is virtuous. I must be too wicked.
26. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my legs and didn't even find a copper coin.
27. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.
28. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out
From now on, I am no longer greedy, but I just love to eat.
30, the car is rolling, and it is straight when it is dead (value).
3 1, I am now three highs: high investment, high expenditure and high risk.
32. The chances of finding true love this year are similar to those of being struck by lightning.
33. I want to be one of your teeth most, because at least you will hurt without me.
34, the man was dumped, the problem of money; The woman was dumped, her appearance was bad, I was dumped, and my head was wrong.
35, people are not smart, but also learn from others to be bald.
36. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.
37. The fragrance can fly around the earth twice, and your thick skin can fly around the earth three times.
38. I can't do that. It's ugly. Wow, it's such a big move. I brought a single pipe.
39. I know my photos very well. People often ask my mother for my photos. Why? In fact, I am very good at exorcism now, and I couldn't stand it when I was a child.
40. I have a left Qinglong, a right White Tiger and a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.
4 1, the three disasters that some people fear most: earthquake, typhoon and the passing of the film crew!
42. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people!
43, the fat is so thick, it is so uncomfortable to move!
44. If I become a star one day, I will definitely show it to you!
45. They said I was BT and asked me to do CT, but I turned out to be ET.
46. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.
47. Lucky people are pigs. Unfortunately, I am a glorious poor man. At least I slept like a pig.
48. I am convinced that someone will come to this world because of my torture.
49. If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.
50. There are military wizards in Beijing, who are famous for saying that Wen can write down the world and mount Ankun; Go to the kang to know women, and go to the kang to know shoes.
5 1, you tell me to get out, and I'll get out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.
52, heroes don't ask the way out, hooligans don't look at age!
No one has stepped on my head since I turned into shit.
54. Although I look abnormal, I have always been very talented!
55. Smart women deal with men and stupid women deal with women.
56, people can't extricate themselves, except teeth and love.
My future is not a dream, but a nightmare!
58. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.
59. You are the head of bombardment and the seam of lightning strike.
60. The one with wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.
6 1, this age is not easy to mix, by the way, something will happen when mixing.
62. I finally know why I want to "lick" Oreo, because then no one will dare to rob me again.
63. Raise your head 45 degrees just to keep your nose from stopping. Bow your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose, so no one can see it.
Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.
65. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.
Live well, because we will die for a long time!
67. The higher you fly, the smaller you are in the eyes of people who can't fly.
68. It's no use being handsome. Can I swipe my card with that face after spending?
69. Living is interesting. To live is to die.
Behind every man, there is a woman, but I failed because there are two women behind me.
7 1, after studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!
72. I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
73. Holding hands can tell that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I will.
74. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.
When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.
I seemed to be a free bird before I got married. Now it's a chained dog!
77. Does true love really exist? Of course it exists. You see a lot in TV series.
78. I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
79. When you are in a bad mood, call someone in the middle of the night, wake them up and go to bed.
80. You called me ugly. Actually, I told you, I am old and talented. Why do you think this is?
8 1, actually I'm not fat, I'm just too lazy to be thin.
82. I thank my eyes. No matter how small and narrow, I can see, sunrise and sunset, flowers bloom and fall.
83, people always make mistakes, (next88) otherwise the right road is crowded.
84. I really miss my childhood. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!
Love doesn't have to be together, as long as she is happy.
86. On the way to becoming awesome, I was in running all the way!
87. It's not that I can't live without you, but that I will be swallowed up by my thoughts.
88. It's no use being handsome. You can swipe your card with that face after spending.
89. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.
90. The world is too small. Your husbands are both my ex-boyfriends.
9 1, a man can't even control * *, but also wants to control his own life?
92. I like you so much that you will die.
93. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!
94. Spring is sleepy, summer is weak, and winter is just a deep sleep.
95. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. I have no ability, but my skill is very high.
96. Some people say that I am too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm too lazy to cramp.
97. Don't miss your sister. I take off my makeup and make you vomit blood.
98. I never hold grudges. Usually I report my grievances on the spot.
99. What my brother wrote was not words, but a way of rendering emotions.
100, there are always a group of invisible friends lying on your buddy list like dead people, occasionally cheating corpses and changing epitaphs from time to time.