ipartment Lv Ziqiao said: Don't say that others are out of their minds. The premise of being out of their minds is to have a brain. The following are the classic lines of Lv Ziqiao, the classic sayings of Love Apartment 3, which I carefully recommend for everyone. Welcome to read the collection, and hope it can help you.

Love Apartment 3 Classic Quotations Lv Ziqiao Classic Lines Selection

1. Zi Qiao:? All cats and dogs call themselves teachers these days, don't they, Ceng Laoshi?

2. Zi Qiao: No one is really taking a bath in the bar!

3. Ziqiao: Why don't you two goods move to nia~

4. Ziqiao: This incident tells us that perhaps none of the teachers who gave you employment classes have ever been employed.

5. Ziqiao: All middle-aged women in this world may become my mother-in-law ~

6. Ziqiao: You are a real beauty. . . Because there is no light in the tunnel

7. Zi Qiao: Xiao Ze, don't, Xiao Ze. By the way, help me see if that coin is heads or tails.

8. Zi Qiao: With a height of 1.83 meters and feet of 37 yards, how did you do it? This damn thing is against the sky! Haha, I won! I won!

9. ziqiao: I don't care about appearance, I am a connoisseur

1. ziqiao: money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage can be bought, but not love; You can buy clocks, but you can't buy time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone!

Love Apartment 3 classic quotes Lv Ziqiao classic lines

1. Zi Qiao: Mario? The plumber picking mushrooms?

2. Zi Qiao: As the saying goes, it's dark in the moon and windy at night, killing people and setting fire to the sky.

3. ziqiao: the ultimate pool party! (A big wave of beautiful women is approaching)

4. Guangu: There is a trade English in the inner ring. Zi Qiao: I know made in china!

5. ziqiao: it's strange that Guan gu's friend is a strange corn with a disproportionate proportion and has poor taste in clothes.

6. ziqiao: four words, simple and rude, unscrupulous, desperate, catching turtles in a jar, taking the lead, and preempting the enemy, can be invincible. (haha, four words to the power of n)

7. Zi Qiao: The so-called textbook is to expand a simple noun into a bunch of sentences that no one can understand.

8. ziqiao: surprise again. have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared to death by you last time? look, he was scared to death.

9. Zi Qiao: Even if tomorrow is the end of the world, we still dress appropriately, which is an attitude towards life.

1. Zi Qiao: Cats can jump off a building to commit suicide, and ducks can even throw themselves into the river.

11. Zi Qiao: What do you know? This is hunger marketing!

12. ziqiao: a vet? I think you sell shroud.

13. Xiaoxian: You are cheating! Ziqiao: It's ok to get drunk and cheat your mother.

14. Ziqiao: This is easy to handle. If you uninstall the antivirus software, you won't see the poisoning. This method will be tried.

15. Zi Qiao: Eighty percent played Song Bingjia, cannon fodder B, rogue C and bandit D ..

16. Zi Qiao: If a man wants a good kidney, he should drink Shenbao. After drinking it, he is faster than Liu Xiang and taller than Yao Ming. One bottle is refreshing, two bottles are never tired, and three bottles are immortal. Oh ~ ~ Yeah! Shenbao, it's delicious!

17. ziqiao: I'm not saying that you will die today, maybe tomorrow.

18. Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, cottage machine, is a cow.

19. Zi Qiao: Does he have horns on his head or a tail behind him?

2. Zi Qiao: Wearing a purple and gold crown with a three-pronged hair, hanging a Xichuan red cotton robe with a hundred flowers, wearing an animal face, swallowing a head, and wearing a chain armor. The exquisite lion man sat down with a square painting halberd, and Lv Xiaobu, a red hare with a hissing wind, was also right. An inch long and an inch strong.

21. Zi Qiao: It's a pity to die of brain damage.

22. Zi Qiao: White and beautiful, * * *, urban accent, passionate, rich in income, generous in spending money, heartless, not afraid of cockroaches, undergoing plastic surgery, and living forever. The point is, she is also good at various versions of flying chess.

23. Zi Qiao: Gee, your eyes are sweating.

24. Zi Qiao: Little menstruation, I'm your nephew.

25. ziqiao: nonsense, it's rare for you to meet an old corpse in a mountain village.

26. Zi Qiao: Narcissism plus brain damage is self-mutilation!

27. Zi Qiao: People are floating in the Jianghu, how can they not get stabbed? My name is Lv Ziqiao, and my life depends on the trumpet! (Love a Classic)

28. Zi Qiao: Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone who dies early or late has to die.

29. Zi Qiao: Ceng Xiaoxian, you are a man. What excites you should be the devil's figure, not the devil's stepmother!

3. Zi Qiao: You are so stupid. Going back to eight years ago, two years later, you will meet me again. Isn't that the last thing you want to happen? At least now the nightmare is over. Who didn't love a few scum when he was young? I mean, never mind. Love is not time travel. Everyone wants to go back to the beginning, but no one can. Let bygones be bygones. Learn to let go of what should be put down.

31. Zi Qiao: Hello, Lv Xiaobu is here. What can I do for you? Youyou: Ziqiao, it's Little menstruation. What are you doing? Zi Qiao: Take a bath, otherwise what else can you do? Surfing? Youyou: You're not in the bar? Zi Qiao: Of course, but if you help me gather a beautiful woman to watch, I can consider taking a bath in the bar. Youyou: What's that sneering sound? Zi Qiao: shower gel! Do you want to hear the sound of it sliding my skin? Youyou: How do you answer the phone when you take a shower? Zi Qiao: Phelps cottage waterproof machine, and you can also switch to video. I'll switch it for you later: no, no. . .

32. Zi Qiao: You don't understand. The left eye jumps over the peach blossom and the right eye jumps over the chrysanthemum blossom. So-called? Is like a spring gale, come up in the night, that hundred flowers bloom in spring!

33. Zi Qiao: Don't say that others are out of their minds. The premise of being out of their minds is to have a brain.

34. Zi Qiao: A tough life needs no explanation!

35. Zi Qiao: Apples become pineapples.

36. Zi Qiao: I watched the celestial phenomena at night, and I vaguely felt that purple gas was coming from the east, and spring was suddenly released, and dragons were flying in Feng Haichao.

37. Zi Qiao: Hi! Beauty!

38. Zi Qiao: My surname is Lu, my name is Bu, and I am Zi Qiao.

39. Zi Qiao: Now your eyes look like Tony Leung Chiu Wai, and your brow smells like Takeshi Kaneshiro. At first glance, you look like Wu Zhenyu, but your face looks like Ceng Zhiwei.

4. Zi Qiao: I, Lv Xiaobu, always walk through the snow without a trace, and I can get away with licking blood with a knife. I can always find just reasons. Xiaoxian: For example, I met a terrorist in the supermarket or a monster in the bathtub. Zi Qiao: I have used all these reasons.