"Jordan has given the torch to a new generation of players, such as Bryant, such as Kobe ..." (Note: Bryant is a surname, Kobe is a first name, and it is the same person.

Sun Zhengping

Comments: Sun Zhengping is not alone, it doesn't matter, it's wrong. At this level, isn't Han Qiaosheng the same?

Great Italian. He inherited the glorious tradition of Italy. Faccetti, cabrini and Maldini are possessed by their souls at this moment! Grosso is a man who represents the long history and tradition of Italian football. At this moment, he is not fighting alone. He is not alone.

Huang Jianxiang

Comments Everyone knows that unity is power. There must be thousands of Italian players standing behind a successful Grosso. He is not alone ...

Lu Jian revealed himself in his blog: once the Qinghai-Tibet Railway was broadcast live, The director told me through headphones that reporter Zhao Jing was waiting for the connection at Golmud Station. I opened my mouth and said, "Hello, Golmud". Everyone in the studio laughed and said that I should add "I am Beijing, I am Beijing".

Lu Jian's

comments are easily reminiscent of the classic fragments of war movies in the underdeveloped communication era, such as "1 (Move), 1 (Move), I am 3 (Move 3), I am 3 (Move 3), please answer when you hear it, please answer when you hear it".

During the interactive session of a CCTV program, the host said smilingly, "Small users of China Mobile Unicom please … (users of China Mobile Unicom PHS)"

Liu Fangfei commented that children now have mobile phones, and the host did not forget to remind them to send text messages.

CCTV Happy Dictionary program, because the contestants rushed to answer in advance, the host said, "You grabbed my' beginning' before it came out."

Wang Xiaoya

There is nothing wrong with commenting, but the mistake is that the last word of the program hosted by Xiao Ya always comes out too slowly, but it's a pity that it's the turn of the word "start".

Ladies and gentlemen, just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I'll pay tribute to you for your old age. -Han Qiaosheng

Comments It seems that Mr. Han likes festivals very much, and the festive atmosphere has continued to the Mid-Autumn Festival. It's really polite not to forget to pay a New Year call.

"Stealing the bell as fast as lightning ..." (Asian Games

-Han Qiaosheng

Comments on this sentence later became a classic that went viral on the Internet, "Lightning is too fast" and "Stealing the bell".

zg team shoots a goal and Chuliang Ou bravely saves it

—— Han Qiaosheng

comments on the goal that flies away and everyone escapes. I am blind. Who am I afraid of? Great courage to look at the overall situation.

"I shot the ball into the gate with one foot, ... let's take a look at slow motion, ... Oh, ... with my head"

-Han Qiaosheng

Comments Maybe Mr. Han's eyes were a little awkward at that time, but the foot turned out to be a head, so I suggest using Runjie eye drops in the future.

"AC Milan is like a computer. Its memory is quite large, as big as Pentium II, but it doesn't run fast. It may be infected with a virus. It seems that the head coach needs an anti-virus hard disk."

-Han Qiaosheng

Comments Teacher Han always likes to be different from others, and likes to be innovative. Even the figurative words are unique. It is novel to compare a team with a computer, but it is rare to use "a hard disk" for computer antivirus.

—— The fans summed up a Han Qiaosheng's law: when Han Qiaosheng was explaining the game, he looked at player A, thought of player B in his mind, and said player C in his mouth, actually referring to player D. I thought it was e. Wang Han's funny classic quotations

1 I don't know Wu Bai well, and his brother 25 knows me well.

2 The weather is given to you by God, and it is the expression of God. Living in the arms of God, you have to learn to appreciate God's expressions.

3 My father is from Jiangsu and my mother is from Hunan. They say I am a Jianghu person. And I often kill people (Changsha people)

4 There are many things in the world that make me feel boring, so I won't care about their occurrence and development. I know that people always have to do something.

5 the night gave me black eyes, but I want to wear them to wear Bausch & lomb.

6 love is not like drinking beer. There are a large table of people. Love should be like drinking coffee and tasting it quietly in the corner.

7 The gods are responsible. They go to their boss, Jade Emperor, to punch in every day.

8 Half-hearted: reassure parents, make lovers happy, reassure leaders, be kind to women and be casual with men.

9 Wang Han: The quality of life is related to your friends, as long as there are no shortage of people who tell the truth around you.

1 playboy: pay attention and spend time.

11 It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but without marriage, wouldn't love be come to a bad end?

12 Wang Han: I'm not afraid of death at all. Because when we actually have a little knowledge, you will know that we have to face it. The reason why people are afraid of death is that they are not afraid of the word "death". What they are most afraid of is that they will never see the colorful world they have seen at present, never realize the warmth and coldness of the world they can experience at present, and then never indulge in life, and so on.

13 Be kind to yourself when you are alone; When two people are together, be kind to each other.

14 I've made up my mind that if I have a son, I'll be a robber and if I have a daughter, I'll be a princess.

15 Wang Han: "Hey, who do you like, Lele, Zhou Weixing and He Jingjing?"

Yang Lele: "I like them both very much!" "

Wang Han: "I prefer He Jingjing."

Yang Lele: "Why?"

Wang Han: "Because I like people with overlapping names."

Yang Lele: "..."

16 According to my observation, handsome men all say that they are not handsome, so I think I am not handsome myself.

17 "The legendary god also has to go to work. The gatekeeper has to keep the door, the god of wealth has to take care of money, the river god can't take care of floods, and the rain god has to distribute rain, so I shouldn't be the host."

18 classic sayings: when you are old, you should have four elders: your wife, your old friend, your old nest and your old base.

19 "I've made up my mind that when I have a son, I'll be a hero, and when I have a daughter, I'll be a princess."

What 2 people fear most is not death, but regret.

21 Li Yuchun took a handful of flowers and wanted to sing and put them down. Wang Han was right beside her and said, Never mind, just put the flowers on me.

22 A newly-opened horse anchor (it seems to be a horse pig woman)

Go to the show without taking a shower (it seems to be a lice woman)

An oil mite (there seems to be two words behind it)

A lump on his face (this sentence is the most classic and vivid)

Who will put music on the music

23 A singer's new song was released, and Wang Han sent a bunch of congratulations. The man said, but your hand seems to be rice, and Wang Han said, "That's better. It's natural."

24 whether you are getting prosperous or dying, this moment is your life.

25 Boys write poems after breaking up with their girlfriends. So girls, if you want to make a poet, break up with your boyfriends!

26 Some judges cheered for BiBi Zhou and spoke a long paragraph of Cantonese, strung together the main songs sung by Zhou into a paragraph to encourage BiBi Zhou. Wang Han volunteered to translate: She said that the super girls are very powerful, especially the two hosts, who are good at hosting and handsome ...

27 At the He Jiong Song Club, Wang said to He, you have a lot of barbed wire today, He Leng. Wang is very patient, just a die-hard fan, referred to as the wire, and laughs off the stage.

28 A mosquito is a piece of meat no matter how small it is

29 Wang Han: I'm Li Xiang … Audience: No, you're Wang Han. Wang Han: I'm Li Xiang's partner, Wang Han

3 Ma: I said pull, Junjun, be careful in the next class, and don't fart so loudly!

Wang: it's sa, which makes us feel embarrassed. You have to put up with it.

jun: what if I can't help it?

ma: you can't make it vibrate, you are so stupid!

31 Dad, you like chicken so much, so you don't know about laying eggs (Changde Edition)

32 Wang Han (interview with the public judges): Some people say that our interview with the public judges is arranged. To prove this statement wrong, let me interview a judge who has got a microphone.

33 Nowadays, girls are very virtuous, and they have nothing to do at home.

Ou Di is bullying Qian Feng every day. Wang Hangang said that Qian Feng ~ ~ ~ immediately, stop talking, or the audience will send a message saying that we bully Qian Feng!

35 Wang Han: Taste, there are four mouths in two words, so taste is spoken by people. Just like Monet, he just paints, and critics who can really taste him say it all over the world.

36 Interview a star. Let the audience hold the sign to vote. Everyone raised YES, and then he said, "I saw it! I saw it! Wang Han: All I want is to live and work. I sell you a job at work, and I live enthusiastically when I'm not working.

38 Minnesota cheerleaders asked Wang Han why China was called China. Wang Han replied: That's because a long time ago, we thought that China was the center of the world, and we believe that in the future, China will inevitably become the center of the world.

39 Wang Han: "The beautiful little boy will be chosen by the teacher to practice dancing, just like I can only be chosen to play basketball." Kyle said, "No, I was good-looking when I was a child. How was I chosen to speak cross talk?" Wang Han: "Maybe they want to revitalize the music industry!"

4 Cooking at home with children Cooking at home with children

41 I am the extremely happy host Wang Han. I'm Wang Han, the host of Everybody Loves and Flowers Bloom.

42 On the date of the rose, the male guest said that he asked the female guest to see his true side in a short time.

Wang Han: "You mean to let the female guest see you take out your clothes in a short time."

Classic ... Hehe

43 (at a certain time when the result of the competition is given)

The competition is so wonderful. Announce the results directly without advertising ...

44 Wang Han likes his daughter. After Chou Xiao gave birth to his son last year, he said, "Chou Xiao gave birth to a son this year, and that Sun Mingjie (Chou Xiao's former partner in Jingshi) also gave birth to a son. Hum, I will give birth to a daughter in the future. When their son comes after my daughter, I just disagree."

45 What advertising prize was awarded at the Golden Eagle Festival the year before last?

The hostess said that she used to watch advertisements for too long and then changed the channel.

As a result, she went on to say that the advertisements are different now. The hostess said; How is it different?

Han said; If you want to see the advertisement without changing the channel, just unplug it.

as a result, the hostess laughed (this is an award ceremony, and the hostess is still the one in the center! )

It's still charming. Go on; No, I'm just kidding! Classic sentence

(The whole audience laughs, only Han Han is calm and comfortable! ! Admire! ! )

46 Kyle asked Wang Han, are you still smoking? Wang Han said, I haven't smoked for a long time, and I even covered my rice (quit)! ! !

47 He said that foreigners speak bird language, while Kyle said that foreigners speak English.

Wang Han said that' eagle' is a kind of bird, so it is called bird language.

48 Ma: Brother, when did you and Lele get married?

Wang: My grandmother's sow gave birth to nine piglets.

ma:? What does your grandmother's sow have to do with when you and Lele got married?

Wang: Yes, what does it matter to you when Lele and I get married?

Ma: ~ ~ ~ ~ Funny slip of the tongue

Funny slip of the tongue

1. My parents quarreled, and my father said angrily, I'll get out of here!

2. Call a friend whom I haven't contacted for a long time and learn that he is being suspended with pay.

3. My sister and I went to Li Ning to buy shoes. My sister said, Miss, how much are these shoes?

4. Chest bottoms of heroes, chest bottoms of friendship, and other chest bottoms that help me, thank you!

5. When cooking at noon, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!

6. A leader said: I wish you all good health. Hold your breath. There are no more words.

7. It is convenient to go to the toilet once, and there is no paper. He said to his wife: bring me the paper-wiping ass!

8. I used to play games all night. Go out early in the morning. Naturally, there is nothing strange on the street.

9. In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with his machine, so he shouted. Boss, change the machine!

1. The teacher told us to be honest when riding in the car for a spring outing, and not to always throw your head and arms out.

11. When my colleague asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, he said, how do apes exchange with Japanese yen?

12. A teacher played mahjong all night. When he saw that the blackboard had not been wiped, he was furious: Who is the farmer today? Don't even wipe the blackboard!

13. Old four in the dormitory got out of bed and looked for slippers for a long time. No, I asked everyone: Why are my slippers?

14. When I was in college, I heard a girl order: Master, stir-fry a plate of hot and sour potato shreds, not potatoes!

15. When I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, Why don't you wear a condom when driving?

16. Once I went to dinner, I said to my boss when I checked out: Husband! Check out! At that time, the proprietress was nearby

17. Two people were bickering, and suddenly a person next to them came out with a sentence: You are really full and have nothing to do!

18. In the computer class, a classmate had a problem with the computer, so he shouted: Boss, change the computer! The whole class is stupefied.

19. Once I came out from my mother, I went to my wife. When I saw my wife, I habitually called out: Mom!

2. Once my uncle saw my sister-in-law wearing a big treasure, he suddenly shouted: You have such good skin, why do you still use a soothing treasure?

21. One person in our dormitory has to pee after drinking too much, and then he brings out a cold saying: If you drink too much, you will drink too much.

22, physics is old