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What is the funniest famous saying in class?
1. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you. The world doesn't belong to you, so you don't have to abandon it. What you have to abandon is persistence. Everything is for my use, not for my use. 4. Others can violate the cause and effect, others can harm us, beat us and slander us. But we can't hate others for it. Why? We must keep a complete nature and a pure heart. You have your outlook on life, I have my outlook on life, and I won't interfere with you. As long as I can, I will influence you. If not, then I'll accept my fate. 6. If you are going to get married, tell you a very important philosophical saying, "Be sure to tolerate each other's shortcomings. There is no absolutely happy marriage in the world. Happiness only comes from infinite tolerance and mutual respect. 7. I am rich not because I have a lot, but because I ask for very little. 8. It's not that someone bothers me, but that someone's words and deeds make me worry about myself. 9. Living in the applause of others is a person who can't stand the test. 10. If you can shout "I don't need to worry about this little thing" 2/kloc-0 times a day, you will find an incredible power in your heart. Give it a try, it will be very useful. 1 1. If you can let everything go with him, you are a free man in the world. 12. Thank God for what I have and what I don't have. 13. It is accidental to come and inevitable to go. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged. 14. Others are always right and I am always wrong. This is less troublesome. 15. A stupid person always wants others to know him. Smart people try to understand themselves. 16. There is no better way than accepting the unchangeable facts. 17. In fact, people who love beauty just fall in love with themselves. 18. Tell one lie and make up ten lies to make up for it. Why bother? 19. When you face things with troubles, you will feel that everything is karma and the world will become ugly and hateful. 20. There is no need to look back at who cursed you. If a mad dog bites you, do you have to get down and bite back? 2 1. Arrogant people can be saved, but people with inferiority can't. 22. If you put it down, you will have no worries. 23. People suffer from pursuing the wrong things. 24. It is not so much that others make you suffer, but that you are not cultivated enough. 25. Fate is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards! 26. Making a mistake is a temporary regret, and missing it is an eternal regret! The biggest regret in life is that you mistakenly insisted on what you shouldn't have insisted on and easily gave up what you shouldn't have given up ... Top2 New morning call-why do you have to sleep for a long time before you die? It is not the distant mountains that make you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoes. TOP4 Sometimes, the greatest comfort in queuing for meals in the canteen is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind. TOP5 is against the wind and is more suitable for flying. I am not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people. I am afraid that I will surrender to TOP6 wine and put it in a bottle like water. When I drink it, my stomach is haunted, my words are careless, my legs are flashing, I get up in the middle of the night to find water to drink, and I regret it in the morning. At noon, one end of the glass is still beautiful. TOP7 If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun … and it is the most famous one in Tianjin … Hehe … TOP8' s mother said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and a person who loves you deeply. TOP9 I asked a friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years, "What are you going to write on the epitaph after you die?" He said: "I solved the housing problem!" " "TOP 10 saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: I bought all the funds when I received them ~~ TOP 1 1 The beauty of learning is that people are confused; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying. If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. Zhuge Liang never led troops before he came out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience? TOP 14 I'm made in China, the factory date is 198 1 year x month x day, the length is 180cm, and the net weight is 67kg. Using artificial intelligence, all parts are complete and the operation is stable. After more than 20 years of operation, it is a reliable product. This product has complete procedures and can be returned indefinitely. Now due to the development needs, we sincerely invite like-minded people to jointly develop and develop the second generation products. If you are interested, please contact! TOP 15 killed the panda, and I am a national treasure! I can tolerate a fake figure, a fake face, a fake chest and a fake ass! ! ! But I just can't stand that money is fake! ! ! ! People under TOP 17 will never know how long people on the line have been waiting for her ... Top 18 urgent notice: please prepare a one-inch color photo, a copy of your ID card, a copy of your education and your resume and send it to the National Space Administration. According to reliable sources, in order to celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival, you should invite Chang 'e! (Bring your own rabbit) TOP 19 Destiny is responsible for shuffling cards, but it is ourselves who play cards! TOP20 asks what the world is like, everything has its vanquisher ~ Top 2 1 If I win10 million, I will buy 30 houses and rent them to others, and I will collect the rent once a day. Wow, Kaka ~ ~ It's full! If god wants to make people perish, he must first make people crazy; God wants people to be crazy, first of all, let them buy a house. We walk so fast that our souls can't keep up ... Top 24 Q: What do you like about me? A: I like you to stay away from me! You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see the tears I dropped on the keyboard, you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's. A long time ago, lies and truth bathed by the river. Lies are washed away first, leaving real clothes, but truth refuses to wear clothes of lies. Later, in people's eyes, only lies that wear real clothes are hard to accept the naked truth. Being busy is a kind of happiness, which makes us have no time to experience pain. Running around is a kind of happiness, which makes us truly feel life. Tiredness is a kind of enjoyment, which makes us pure and empty. May your life be colorful and happy forever! In Africa, when the gazelle wakes up every morning, it knows that it must run faster than the fastest lion, or it will be eaten. When the lion wakes up every morning, he knows that he must catch up with the slowest gazelle, or he will starve to death. Whether you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun rises, you'd better start running TOP30. Ren Yingying taught Ling Huchong to play the piano, and later she fell in love with Ling Huchong. Yue Lingshan taught Lin Pingzhi martial arts, and later she fell in love with Lin Pingzhi. The little dragon girl taught Yang Guo martial arts and later fell in love with Yang Guo; The old urchin taught Yinggu martial arts and later fell in love with Yinggu. However, why didn't any female teacher or teaching assistant who taught me fall in love with me? TOP3 1 I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs! The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be Tang priest; It's not necessarily an angel with wings-my mother says it's a bird that loves a person. When I was dialing the phone, I suddenly didn't know what to say. I just want to hear that familiar voice. What I really want to play is a string in my heart. The top 34 tigers didn't show off. You think I'm Hello Kitty! Xiao Lv is not arrogant. You think I'm Snoopy! Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see that TOP36' s mistake about a bottle of 82-year-old mineral water is a temporary regret, and missing it is a permanent regret! When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that the whole world couldn't save me ... TOP39 cried when I fell down ~~~ TOP40 Part I: Recalling the past, Redmi, pumpkin soup, my wife and a bunch of children. Part two: Look at now, white rice, turtle soup, a child. Wife helps TOP4 1 The most tiring thing in this world is to watch your heart break and have to glue it on yourself. TOP42 is a national undertaking, honor is a unit, achievement is a leader, salary is a wife's, and property is a child's. The mistake is that your TOP43 bachelor is a master, followed by a doctor and a postdoctoral fellow. What about the postdoctoral fellow? If you are brave enough, you will be a soldier if you study for two years, a strong man if you study for five years, and a martyr if you study for seven years. What will happen after the martyr? The Ministry of Education will introduce a saint, two years of bronze, five years of silver and seven years of annuity. Girls who are willing to go back to school after graduation have a chance to get Athena! ! ! Good love makes you see the whole world from one person while bad love makes you abandon the whole world for one person. TOP45 Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside the pillow, and there is a will: I struggled all night, and your thick skin made me live in this world. Lord! Forgive him, I killed myself! Is going to work boring? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day! Comrade TOP47: don't speculate in stocks, it's too risky, and tofu is the safest! Tofu is dry and hard, tofu brain is thin, tofu skin is thin, soybean milk is useless, and stinky tofu stinks! I didn't overtake the BMW after all, so I could only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my car chain has fallen off. TOP49 Notice: It's cool in autumn recently. Please take precautions, with a husband hug and a wife hug. Give a thermos bottle if you don't have it for the time being, and a gas tank if you really don't have it (be careful). Please don't hug animals such as chickens and ducks to prevent bird flu. If you should fly to the south, you should change your hairstyle. If it really doesn't work, you can hibernate. TOP50 can also be impulsive, which means that you still have passion for life, and you are always impulsive, which means that you don't understand.