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Nana and He Jiong's classic funny quotations "Happy Camp"
Nana and He Jiong's classic funny quotations "Happy Camp"

Lead: There is a kind of friendship called He Jiong Nana.

◆ 1. A guest asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

◆ Nana: Because people are red!

◆2. Hey:? Just because you are thin, so? Doctor? what

◆ Rudder:? I stand behind the doctor, right? Postdoctoral? Is it?

◆3. Nana: At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman. Later, I proved that I am Nana, I am me, and I am not Nicole Kidman!

He Laoshi: You are not Nicole Kidman.

◆4. Haitao said: Look me in the eye?

◆ I said:? Can't you tell ~?

◆5. "Happy camp, good mood every day"!

Nana: Up to now, the audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion!

Nelly: One day Nana will let aliens come to watch our program.

◆7. That woman? Daughter? Allegro said by the China art graduate in the group: bamboo board play, listen to me for a short allegro point to point, and that's all for my program.

◆ Nana didn't respond after listening. I have been laughing for a long time: I have been standing on this stage for more than 70 years, and I was fooled for the first time!

He Jiong: "Fake woman.

8. He Jiong asked Peter Ho:? What kind of girl do you like! ? For example, Jia Wei doesn't like crazy girls very much. ?

◆ Jia Wei: Yes, I don't like crazy girls very much. ?

Everyone can't help focusing on Nana. Nana: Don't look at me crazy outside. I play guzheng and write poems at home, and I am surprised myself. (deliberately acting rather arrogant)

◆ He Jiong: If Nana is really like this at home, then she is completely crazy!

Nana: I brought you a present.

◆ Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

◆ Nana: Whew-whew-whew-darts! ! !

Also, Nana's Allegro:

You are jealous that my arms are thicker than yours.

Jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

◆ Jealous that I didn't graduate from primary school and didn't-finish-work!

◆ Nana: Yo, there are three beautiful women on the stage (snickering ~)

◆ 10/0,5566: After watching Nana's performance, I really want Nana's phone!

◆ Happy family and audience: Oh!

◆5566: Drag her into the forbidden language, I won't pick her up in the future! !

11,Nana: I've really been here 18 years, and no one dares to compare with me.

◆ Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Don't use them in the future.

◆ 12. In the last issue of Happy Boys, Nana and Jason sang with water. He Laoshi said: What are you singing, dear? The moon represents my heart, bangs chop firewood, and both husband and wife go home? How about singing Love Freedom, which is familiar to everyone?

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