College students always like new and exciting things. For example, at cards, the loser will call me a pig, or hold a telephone pole and say that I am cured. You see how creative Shantou University is-playing cards in the dormitory. Whoever loses will go to the back hill alone in the middle of the night to copy the inscriptions of ten tombstones! The most terrible thing is that the next morning, everyone will go up the mountain to find a tombstone to proofread. In the internet world, your girlfriend may be a man and your boyfriend may be a woman. It's painful, but you have to accept it.

Two seemingly happy things in a man's life are actually very painful ―― getting married and having children; Two seemingly painful things in a man's life are actually very happy ―― sex and shit. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

Don't treat animals that are still dead after bleeding for a week lightly. Usually, a woman always remembers the man who made her laugh, while a man always remembers the woman who made him cry. But the result is often that a woman is with a man who makes her cry, and a man is with a woman who makes him laugh. A man never worries about his future until he finds a wife. A woman often worries about her future until she finds a husband. The secret of a man's longevity: eat food that his stomach can digest and marry a woman that he can support.

Advertisement of a flower shop: Today, the price of roses in our shop is the lowest. You can even buy some roses for your wife.

About thongs: I used to take off my underwear and look at my ass. Now, pulling out his ass and watching the underwear mud people fall down and out in the rivers and lakes, can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south. The two brothers who hit a corner and lay on the ground counting stars decided to punish their roommates as follows: let them hold the telephone poles covered with advertisements of old Chinese medicine and cry with tears: My illness has finally been saved. Rats never waste time at night, but we humans waste a third of our daily life. What is an optimist? It's like a teapot with a red ass and a whistling mood!

I'd rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths. The most hurtful sentence now is: you are really fucking Japanese.

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. I didn't answer, I just rushed over and then Monday morning quarterback knocked him down.

The so-called growth means that you know what it is, and the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say that you don't know after you know it.

It is not difficult for a person to make mistakes, but it is difficult to make mistakes all his life and never correct them.

Life is nothing more than making others smile and occasionally smiling at others.

I love eating apples, and I like eating them slowly, because I am afraid of choking, but if there is no prince to save me, the play can't be performed. So I have to turn a blind eye, or what can I do if I am kissed by a pig? The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to eat in one place all your life, but where to eat all your life. Did you watch King Kong without crying? I don't think so ~ but if it's a female king kong and a handsome guy, I don't think anyone will come into the classroom crying without underwear and slippers! To tell the truth, even after four years in college, I am not so thick as to enter the classroom without underwear. We always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.

We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.

I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? Why should I sign up if there are still loose clothes? Yesterday, according to the latest research by scientists, 100 people took part in the experiment. After drinking 20 bottles of beer, everyone becomes extremely talkative but lacks logic, prone to crying and irritability, impulsive, driving skills decline and weight gain. Therefore, scientists have come to the conclusion that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen. Don't wash. If it weren't for the mud, the broken car would have fallen apart.

In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

I think I should go to lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.

My wife and I haven't spoken for 18 months, so I haven't had a chance to interrupt her.

Two college students are chatting in a bar. What do you do? B: Writing. A: Write what? Where to vote? B: write to ask for money at home.

Life is to smile at others and make them smile again by the way.

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

One day, I will forget you. I didn't expect much and didn't feel lost. All I know is that one day.

If the heart is small, all the little things will be big; When the heart is big, the big things are small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside.

There is nothing in this world that can't be let go. If it hurts, it will naturally be put down.

Whether the ending is perfect or not, my world will not allow you to disappear.

I haven't heard from you for a long time I've been here. Can you feel me thinking about you?

I am your little miracle. I'm afraid I missed you.

Our story has been changing, but we have always adhered to our love.

You are happy, I am happy with you, and you are sad, I am sad with you.

What a subtle gesture a hug is. I can't see each other's expressions. But closest to each other's hearts. Warm. nearby

No matter how hard the future is, as long as you accompany me to the end of the world.

On the day you left, we agreed not to cry, to face the wind, and not to blink ... but we cried in the end.

Since 1+2 = 2+ 1, do I love you = do you love me?

Life is to smile at others and make them smile again by the way.

Getting drunk is never the sin of alcohol, but the degree of feelings is too high.

Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose your life to time?

The world is really small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

Just to mature, but also to grow old, time is very useless.

You are very important! Even if you are heavy, I will take it.

One person is busy, one person is tired, one person is troubled, one person experiences, one person enjoys and one person is happy.

No dating, no blind date, no going out to play, no drinking, no shopping, no madness, no rebellion, no secret love, no confession, no party, no karaoke, no running wild. This is me now.

I miss you, but I just miss you and leave you alone. ...

When I say to you: You are busy. In fact, how I hope you can reply to me: you are very important and I will accompany you.

Whether it's friendship or love, you come and give me a warm hug. You go, I let go.

Many things are between "no injustice" and "melodramatic".

Time tells me that it's time to be sensible after being unreasonable! ! ! ! ! !

You see, so many people, such a big world. I met you and you met me, which is good.

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need that person to make me feel unique.

Because of you, I missed many scenery on the road.

I used to play very hard; Now I am trying to play ball. ...

I love you so much that I ignore myself. I believe you are enough to doubt myself.

The beginning is beautiful, the process is very tired, the ending is very sad, and it is difficult to wake up.

The good man stood up and said, "I'm used to it. What's the matter?" When others call his woman so ignorant and unreasonable.

Thank those who have been with me without obligation.

Life will get better if it is bad to a certain extent, because it can't be bad anymore. I didn't know many things until I worked hard. I insisted on coming.

In fact, life is very simple. Fight for what you like, cherish what you get and forget what you lose.

In fact, people who always laugh really need to be hurt.

Blame yourself. Have the ability to like others, but have the ability to make others like you.

You never know how much people who miss you love you. . .

I will wait for you until there is no reason to wait any longer.

I'm used to the habit that I shouldn't be used to, but I'm persistent with the persistence that I shouldn't be persistent.

You will never know how strong you really are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.

Famous sayings about living _ Famous sayings about living

If you don't do something once in your life, you can't live up to your efforts at this moment. In this world, you need Bajie and Wukong more.

Gathering in this world at night, the lights on the ground are like stars, and the clouds in the sky chase the moon. There are countless people and countless things in the world, just like this world, even if people spend their lives pursuing it, they can't see and know them one by one. But life is alive, constantly pursuing, pursuing the brilliance of clouds and the swaying of lights; Pursuing the joy of life and the detachment of death; Pursue the malice of self and the kindness of others. This in itself is the greatest significance. -Furong Villa

Raise a glass to drown your sorrows, but since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with a sword; Since the world can't satisfy our desire, I will let go of my hair tomorrow and take a fishing boat —— On the farewell school of Xuanzhou Xie Tiao Building in Li Bai's book Shu Yun.

The road ahead is still a long way. You may cry and get tired, but you must persevere and never stop. Because in life, there will always be bumps and bumps, and there will always be a road to walk alone, so go on bravely and finish it beautifully.

When people are alive, it is inevitable that they will suffer.

Life is like this, and there is nothing I can do. Sometimes, when something bad happens to you, it is puzzling, but when it happens, you must do something else. If you make mistakes again and again, you will lose everything in the end. There is nothing you want to do, and you will never go back. -Eugene O 'Neill's Long Night and Long Road.

We can't avoid every dull day, nor can we avoid being as busy as a running account in a dull day. Everyone has his own way of life. As long as he can find himself, keep himself physically and mentally, and finally surpass himself, even if no one applauds, he will gain something. Live an ordinary and true self. In life, laughing is a kind of chic, and crying is also a kind of chic. As long as it is from the heart, it will be hearty.

# Perilla soup #

In life, humanity is the first; Being yourself is the last word; Doing more meaningful things is the way out of life! Life is a small matter.

Life is full of hardships.

Excuse me, do you still believe in love? I don't listen, I don't look, I don't believe it. Because, under its aesthetic surface, it is a deep deception. People say, "Life is short." Yes, time flies, no matter how deep the scar is, time will heal tenaciously. I thought we would walk all the way to the end, cross the road together and reach the other side together. But I forgot, that's exactly what I thought. That's exactly what I thought.

Life is alive, only continuous progress is the greatest significance of being a man and doing things!

If you can't perceive your paranoia, you will be blinded by your likes and dislikes;

You will also confidently measure the external environment with your own persistent value standards. In this world, there are always many troubles. When we investigate the root of troubles, we will find that one kind of troubles comes from our own subjective position and cannot be recognized by the external environment or people around us. When I am alive, I often feel heartache because of one kind of injury or another. Being scarred is the best gift that life gives you. Instead of complaining, it is better to calm down and think deeply. Time flies like water, and the burning pain of youth will eventually precipitate into an experience and become a night elf hidden in the depths of the soul.

There is only one time that matters, and that is now! This is important because it is the only time for us to make changes. The most important person is the person you are with, because no one knows who he will deal with in the future. The most important thing is to be kind to him, because life is only for this sole purpose! -lev tolstoy's "Three Questions"

Life is alive,

No matter what you have and what you have done, in the end, it is still empty. Shu Yun, a farewell school book in Xiejilou, Xuanzhou.

Tang Dynasty: Li Baihe had to leave me and Bolt since yesterday; It hurts my heart even more today. Autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, and I treat them in this villa and drink my wine. The bones of great writers are all your brushes. In Tianyuan, I grew up beside you, Xiao Xie. We are all lofty distant thoughts, longing for the sky and the bright moon. (Browse: Lan; But since the water is still flowing, even though we cut it with a sword, sadness will come back, even though we drown them with wine. Since the world can't satisfy our desire, tomorrow I will loosen my hair and take a fishing boat-Li Bai, everyone has a different understanding of loneliness and vulgarity. Whether lonely or vulgar, the key is to cherish one's choice and be able to bear the cost of sinking after the choice, or to stick to oneself alone, not seeking understanding, but seeking peace of mind; Either change yourself in a tacky way, not seeking literary loftiness, but seeking practicality and plainness.

The hardest thing in life is to be understood. It's normal to be born alone. How to be understood without being understood, how to be prejudiced without being prejudiced, and how to be the best self in others' eyes are far less than trying to be the truest self in your heart. # Oriental China Culture # # Ideological and Belief Education # # Tang Wang Perilla Life Wisdom #

Learn if you are stupid, think if you are stupid, correct if you are wrong, think if you are poor, see a doctor if you are sick, eat less if you are fat, rest if you are sleepy, and stay away from points. Life is alive, only saving yourself is the best choice! The biggest sorrow in life is that you have been walking on the ground, but you have never taken off.

A madman is not necessarily crazy, he just doesn't want to be awake. A fool may not be stupid, but he doesn't want to be smart. It's better to be crazy than alive.

Life is nothing more than fame and wealth and women. Since you are my favorite, I will occupy the rest of your life. -Yin He "The Stranger of Mr. Yin and Yang in the World of mortals"

Mr. Lin, please take care. Life is alive, but just a few decades, you are only a few decades apart. Please live well, they won't go far. -June 22 editorial, Hangzhou nanny arson.

There are days and nights, months, rain and snow, thunder and lightning, wind and frost, fire and water, things (creatures) have yin and yang, and people have joys and sorrows. Life should be happy in this world, and the length of life lies in yourself.

Why is life alive? The answer is to eat-Han Jiayu's Han Jiayu.

I really don't know those little things that always magnify myself, and I feel that I am very awesome and great. I really can't understand those women's thoughts, exaggerate their own uses, and make others think you are great with false things. Facts are stranger than novels. All kinds of people, why care about those passers-by in life? In this world, just be happy, don't care about those so-called false friendships. Know people, know faces, but don't know hearts. It doesn't matter. Just be yourself, and the rest will follow.

Life is alive, and constant catering is enough to make people disheartened.

When you are alive, you should learn to cherish the people in front of you. Sometimes a relationship that has ended may never come back. Although you have left a deep regret, you can learn to cherish the beauty around you from now on. If you haven't experienced loss, you won't know how to cherish it.

In life, whether to be a good person or a bad person; Be a good person or a bad person; Often between people's minds. It is difficult to be a man because people want to survive and live. It is more difficult to be a good person, because it requires selfless dedication, patience, tolerance, self-explanation and inferiority. The saddest thing is that you are a good person and many people will not cherish you. As the saying goes, "easy come, cheap come". ?

Talking about being alive.

In this world, if you want to be happy, I think you should handle two basic relationships: one is with things, and the other is with people.

Talking about being alive.

First, life is alive, the origin is doomed, and there is always weeping when we meet and part. Now, I don't know whether I am a little less true or a little more helpless. I looked at each other silently and never met again. This journey is over.

I have to do something in this world, but what if I don't want to do anything now?

Three, life is alive, nine times out of ten, not to mention the year of birth, I want to change this state and start over. Stay away from annoying things, give up things you don't like, and leave inappropriate people.

Fourth, when you are alive, you can't embarrass yourself. Last year, you gave yourself acne and drank Chinese medicine for a month. These days, you have to take medicine when you are angry.

Fifth, I ended up with nothing, and I lost my mood of appreciating the beautiful life of the loan. But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with our swords and raise our glasses to drown our sorrows. When you are alive, credit cards mean nothing. Tomorrow I will loosen my hair and go fishing. When you are in the whirlpool of life and have experienced too many ups and downs, you can understand and relax yourself occasionally.

Sixth, in this world, there are really many things you can't control.

Seven, after the storm, there will always be a rainbow. When you are alive, don't care too much, don't think too much, and don't trust people around you too much. This is the reality. When you are depressed, you look forward to your relatives and your enemies. Instead, thank your enemies, because you will try to live a better life with them. Come on!

Eight, life is alive, the road is in a hurry. Wechat has more life without fear and fatigue, trudging through the mud with one click and going through many difficulties. That's how we live, and it's hard to say. How can there be no hardship in the process of life, and how can there be no hardship on the way?

Nine, life is like a play, everyone plays a different role, life must play that play well, leave no regrets, be the strongest person and be the ideal self!

Ten, life is alive, there are many disappointments, the face of the face, the solution of the solution, don't treat life with a harsh attitude. My own efforts have changed my life, and my optimism has also made me a brand-new self.

XI. How much I have seen through year after year, how much I have put down day after day, how much I have gained by hook or by crook, how much I have carefully lost, how much I have worried, how much I have made enemies, how much I have done evil after greed, how much I have enjoyed in my life, and how much I took away when I died.

Twelve, people, don't live too tired! Living too tired is to make yourself miserable; Thinking too much is to let yourself suffer. People only live once: in a good mood, drunk with laughter, not too tired, not too haggard! Life is decades, just live for yourself once!

Thirteen, there are always embarrassing things in life, and there are people who don't like it. Fate is so wonderful. What you want to keep, you don't realize that they are just a firework until the end. You didn't want to win in the past, but you were inadvertently sucked into your lungs like air, only to find out when you wanted to leave. You can't live without him anymore. Who told her that in this world, fate is always impermanent, happiness and misfortune are unpredictable.

Fourteen, as the saying goes, the mountain is ten feet high. In life, we should do more subtraction, learn to find our own way and move forward. Don't just look up and don't just look down.

Sixteen, life is alive, when I was young, I thought I knew everything, when I was in college, I didn't know anything until I graduated, when I was in middle age, I thought I knew everything, and I didn't realize I didn't know anything until my later years. Lin Yutang

Take a rest when you are tired, and don't worry about anything. Life is irreversible. If you live up to yourself, you will be happy and don't want to be so wronged.

In this world, there are always many coincidences. We sometimes call it fate or predestination.

Nineteen, the greatest pain in life is where you will go. Where will you go's pain is heartbreaking, and the injury of death is heartbreaking.

Twenty, life is only a few decades in a hurry, and in the end it is just three feet of loess. The limited length and width of life is the goal of all of us.

21. Some people are lonely but impetuous, and some people are still lonely in the crowd. True loneliness is a state of focusing on oneself, not selfish or arrogant, but enjoying one's inner space without external interference. Cognitive life is essentially lonely in the world, and many life problems must be faced alone and cannot be shared with others.

The most comfortable relationship in life is not caring. Life is short, and what life can hold is limited. Don't entangle with enemies, don't care about relatives and friends, and be tolerant and understanding of others, not only helping others, but also helping yourself.