Jinrong Kang nickname Kangkang English name Hong Chuen Wing Male Birthday May 2, 1967 Constellation Taurus Blood Type A Interest in watching TV, surfing the Internet, listening to music, drinking and watching other people's performances. The most annoying thing is the jokes of favorite idols Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Bobby Chen Kangkang when they are looked down upon; 1. Send Kangkang jokes to make everyone laugh: "When I was a child, my father told me not to go to bad places like nightclubs, because I would see things I shouldn't see, which would affect my physical and mental health. Later, I went there once when I was 15 years old. As a result, I really saw things I shouldn't see, and I saw my father, and I was still sitting in the front row ..." 2. What was God's means of transportation? -magic (riding) baby 3. What animal can be attached to the wall? -seal (newspaper) is attached to the wall. 4. What color can best imitate? -Red (Mill) Imitation 5. What chicken is the slowest? -Nicole Kidman 6. Where is the most fragrant hot girl? -Chimonanthus praecox is fragrant everywhere. 7. Which ancient man ran fastest? -Cao * said that Cao * Cao * will arrive. 8. What animal has no sense of direction-elk is lost. 9. Not at present. What about after that scene? 1, there is a generation gap and no cleavage,-this communication is difficult. 11. Who is the person who rejects you the most? -large intestine, because you are shit. 12. If you win a prize once, you must talk about it all your life. 13. The meat bag is wrapped in meat, the vegetable bag is wrapped in vegetables, and what is the leather bag? Ans: Kangkang's famous joke in the foreskin 1. A bear came prepared (Bear came) 2. The eleventh book is incredible (book11) 3. What kind of bat doesn't have to rest and slovenly (bat) 4. A man is painted golden, which is a blockbuster (a golden man) 5. The sheep stopped breathing and stood tall (the sheep didn't breathe) It's now or never (wet). 7. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father is impotent and can't stop (jade dad can't). 8. Dogs don't bark when they cross the wooden bridge. They never forget anything (when they cross the wooden bridge). 9. Bees stop on the calendar. It's sunny (bees and calendars). 1. Two men sit on a stone and kill two birds with one stone. 11. A group of women are chatting nonsense (no chicken talk) Families like to draw thick ropes, but don't like to draw thin ropes. 14. Love at first sight when moving the piano under construction (moving the piano under construction) 15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks to the population) 16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks 17. Tell the story with ducks 11. Get it all over with 18. There are ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold. Perfect phone) 21. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird. 22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? There is a carp in the ice (gift) 23. Why does the male horse run faster than the female horse? Hurry up and whip 24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Li Dai (wearing in the dirty crown) 25. Why did the newborn child die? Risk one's life 26. Why did you paint the knife? #123 color gun will be very melancholy? Invulnerability (blue) 27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows) 28. Why is the middle school attached? 29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (it's hard to fly) 3. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (silence) 31. How to put it? #124 is the west getting bigger? It's very cold. What kind of snake has many mouths? 33. The one who washes his face is called the washbasin. What about the one who washes his hands? Golden basin (golden basin to wash your hands) 34. What kind of juice is the hardest to drink? Rack one's brains 35. What can you see in the guillotine of hell? Stealthy 36. Who can easily finish three years of high school? Mr. Rui (read ㄉㄤˋ) 37. How to tell the difference between a fragrant butcher shop and a dog meat shop? There will be a sheep's head hanging at the door of the dog meat shop (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat) 38. Why do you have to tell a cold joke three times at a time? Look before you leap (three times before you leap) 39. Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough) Because it is a cat who likes to be punched by others. 4. How much does the star weigh? 8 grams (starbucks star 8 grams) 41. What will happen after miller of the horse walking team dies? Maitreya Buddha 42. Why is "seven up and eight down" seven above eight? Because eight is below seven. 43. Why can't you see God's penis? Don't let the cat out of the bag (Tianji) 44. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you ...) 45. Which one? #92 Do you want to use your back? (This is more ***) jan sport 46. Which kind of snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake) 47. Why is the iceberg only a tip? The other foot was broken by the Titanic. 48. Why didn't the man go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman. 49. What chair is the most enjoyable? Enjoy 5. Why am I born to be cold? Because I think, therefore I am (I am ~ ~, therefore I am)