2, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

3. The brain is a commodity. I hope you don't use it as an ornament.

4, the face is really the most magical place on your body, but it can be big or small, thin or thick, and even dispensable!

All we have is a three-dimensional figure.

6. Why do you suddenly want to cry? Do I also have some little sadness going upstream?

7. Do you want to go to the hospital? I'll take you there. Should I go to gynecology or psychiatry first?

8. Is your IQ still at the level of prenatal education?

9. You have a look that only * * * will like. If you don't work hard, it's over!

10, look at you, go home and stay. Don't come out to impress the social image. I'm afraid I'll have altitude sickness when I see your face.

1 1. If I throw you into the toilet now, the toilet will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees don't need skins, but they will die; The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible!

12, the teacher told us not to litter, or I would lose you.

13, you look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning.

14, your own blx just broke all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.

15. How dare you say you are a cultured person when you grow up like this? I think you have covered your face with a book.

16, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

17, did you treat dichlorvos as cola, and you drank 80 cents 12 Jin?

18, are your parents chemistry? You look like an experiment.

19. Although you wear that high-grade perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

20. How dare you go out with that face? You * * and your head is back?

2 1, I don't know why you always don't have to think with that thing around your neck. What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

22. Are all your relatives shit people? I can't believe you are so indulgent.

Don't talk, my gas mask can't stop your bad breath.

24. She has no beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

25. Are you shameless? You think everyone in the world is * * *, and everyone wants to spoil you!

26. As long as you look up, the ozone layer will be broken.

27. Your IQ is an index with * * *' s bust, and saying that you are smart really makes everyone laugh.

It's a good thing you disguised yourself well, otherwise I really thought you were a dog.

29. You really won the true story of your parents, Li Limeo. You are too high-end atmosphere.

30. You look so safe that even the dog will bypass you when it sees you.

3 1, if we say that spitting was originally used to make sense, it has now become a nutritional product that baptizes the body n times a day.

32. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

Although you are not a coward, you are his ancestor.

I suggest you stay at home. Pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

35. What bothers me most is knowing you, and what makes me blame myself most is knowing you.

36. We can always meet some people like you and scold us as soon as they come up.

37. Time is a butcher's knife, but you are too ugly to start.

38. I feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself.

40, you say you, grandpa, I teach you to practice the knife, you practice the sword, but you still practice the sword without practicing, practice cheap! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword!

4 1, you look like a fool on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

42. I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

43, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at temperament, no bangs look at the five senses. You are suitable for facial mask!

44. You are a cucumber, so you need to make a move. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

45. People like you can only live for two episodes in TV series at most.

46. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think your face has three layers outside, and it should be no problem to lose a few pieces.

Don't yell at me. I was scared by dogs when I was a child.

48. Your mouth is so smelly, you may have to buy yourself a mouthwash.

49. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

50, the brain is fine, there are many things to decorate, and there is not even any water.

5 1, it's not your fault that you are ugly. I know, it's really shameless. It can't save you. Can you change some new stalks? Oh, my God.

52. Put a feather duster on your head and really treat yourself as a chicken?

I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't.

You can't be a man like this. You didn't know to come to me until you lacked dog food?