99 plus 19, plowing cattle everywhere.

One cow can replace seven people.

Hengzhou on the other side is ten miles green, and countless oxen are sunny in spring.

The road is as high as the shore, and the rider is as stable as a boat.

Ten miles in the evening, countless cattle and sheep whistle.

The straw rope is Chai Fei, and no one asks right or wrong.

If I can plant gold, I will never rest.

I looked at the condemned man coldly. I bow my head and be a willing ox

Cook a sheep, kill a cow, sharpen your appetite, and let me, 300 bowls, take a big drink! . -"Drunk Song" Li Bai

Famous sayings about cows:

Look at a thousand fingers coldly and bow your head as a willing ox. -Lu Xun

I am like a cow, eating grass, milking and blood.

The old cow also knows that the sunset is late, so she doesn't have to whip herself.

Cow's joke:

Steak and beef

Little Charlie is bragging with the boy John next door.

Charlie said, "My uncle invented a machine. As long as the cows come in from this end, the steak can be sent out from that end. Great! "

John said, "My cousin also invented a machine. As long as the steak is sent in from this end, the cow can come out from that end. Better than your uncle! "

"John," said Charlie, "let your cousin sell the machine to my uncle."

"Why?" John asked.

"My uncle can stop raising cattle in the future." Charlie said.

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Borrow cattle

A man took a letter to borrow cattle from a rich man's house. The rich man was talking to his guest, so he picked up the letter and read it. He couldn't read, but he was afraid that others would know that he couldn't read, so he pretended to open the letter and said to the messenger, "I see, I'll go by myself later."

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Cow joke

A group of animals were shipwrecked and drifted in a small boat. The food was running out, so they decided to throw some companions down through games. The rule is to tell jokes in turn. If someone's joke can't make all the animals laugh, it's in trouble.

Cattle first. The cow's joke was so wonderful that almost all the animals laughed, but the pig didn't. So the cow was thrown into the sea. Then it's the sheep's turn. Sheep's jokes suck. No one can laugh. But the pig smiled

"What are you laughing at?" The animals asked in surprise.

"Sorry, I remembered the joke of Niu." The pig answered slowly.

Cattle's motto

The first law: desire, know what grass you really want to eat.

The second law: The core is to know which kind of grass is most important to you.

The third law: profound, it is better to eat ten clumps of rotten grass than one clump of beautiful grass.

The fourth law: concentration, when you are eating grass, you are just eating grass, and you can become a cow god.

The fifth law: strategy, if we can't jump over a deep puddle, we will bypass it.

Sixth Law: Decide, if the hyena annoys you, try to kill it, and don't wait for confidence.

Seventh Law: Self-discipline, don't eat your stomach because of self-indulgence.

The eighth law: tolerance, occasional mistakes by yourself or others, gentle criticism and gentle encouragement.

Ninth Law: Honesty, be honest with yourself and others. If you like a beautiful cow, tell her I love you.

Tenth Law: Flexibility. To live a better life, we must keep learning, adapting and growing.

Blessed are the pious cows, and peace will belong to you; Blessed are the kind cows, and the light of happiness will shine on you; Blessed are the industrious cows, and the joy of harvest lies in you.

Sit when you should, and sleep when you should. There is something wrong with love and words in my heart. The camera moves, not reluctantly, not shrinking, pretending to be a cow, confident that your cow is naturally useful, and eating pork chops after eating rice porridge. -Tauren