Many singers who sing love songs have never loved each other, which is the most ridiculous thing and the most reasonable thing. If I loved you, I wouldn't be so intoxicated.
The deeper the relationship, the more specific the concern, from elegance to vulgarity, from spirit to body. When she was in love, she asked him, "Are you in a beautiful mood?" After getting married, she asked him, "Is this fish 6 yuan a catty expensive?" Or "Is your hemorrhoid cured?"
Marriage is a keyboard, too much order and rules; Love is a mouse and it works at all. Men are more important than their masters, and memory is the most important; Women are like monitors, they can see everything.
A good woman is a school for men. A good woman hopes that this good student will never graduate.
An unmarried woman lamented: Why have mature men and excellent men become husbands, and no unmarried man is decent? She was reminded that a wife cultivates a good husband by self-production and self-sale, and no man can learn by himself.
Do you remember the love on the lawn and in the shade of a university or park? Now the lawn has been replaced by imported turf and there are fewer and fewer trees.
A rock singer once sang: girlfriend or dog? It's time for canaries to say this today: find a boyfriend and a dog at the same time.
Men tend to distinguish their partners in work and life clearly. So he will like to cooperate with strong women, fall in love with gentle women, drink with the former and drink tea with the latter. Therefore, in fallen angels, the killer Dawn still maintains a business relationship with Michelle monique Rice for many years, and falls in love with Princess Karen Mok at first sight.
I am ugly, but I am gentle-today's men and women have adapted Zhao Chuan's version together: I am not perfect, but I am real; I am not beautiful, but I am cool; I am not rich, but I am happy; I am not successful, but I am confident; I am not sentimental, but I know how to cherish.
Birth is a stage, a test and an opportunity. When in love, men will make more use of this; After marriage, women will take advantage of this.
People often order songs on the radio in the hope that their loved ones can hear them. The possibility of hearing is extremely small, but there are always miracles. Some people say that love is a high fever, but to be precise, love is a miracle. There is no more typical miracle in life than love, which can turn people from ugly to beautiful and impossible to possible.
Zhang Xiaoxian said: The prodigal son turned back, not because of you, but because his heart was tired. It's like sleeping on a pillow and going out on a sunny day. But adding the words "because of you" is enough to make her feel a sense of accomplishment.
I took a lot of photos when I was a child and put them in the living room for others to see. I didn't know that the photo was taken for myself until I was old. The thick lens of life is in front of us, and even writing memoirs is omitted.
When I was a child, I was very happy when I thought eating 20 buns at a time was my ideal life. After my monthly income exceeded 5000, I still feel unhappy. When nothing is lacking in career, love, family and money, people often lack one thing-hunger. The desire to keep the bottom line is happy.
With her own house, an unmarried woman seems to be a few years younger out of thin air and has the patience to choose her lover slowly. A man asked a woman for advice: rent a house first, get married and save money before buying a house. W: Then I might as well rent my husband first.
Beauty is a woman's passport-this is just an old saying, but it is an irrefutable truth. It is obviously a sugar-coated cannonball, but it may not win the beauty's heart in the end, but it is wholeheartedly pleasing her. And those women who lack visual effects, although some are obviously good medicine, are often unable to make up their minds to marry her because of the bitter taste.
Marriage is an umbrella. With it, it is naturally comfortable when it is stormy, but in relatively dull weather, it is inevitable that you will be tired when you open an umbrella.
The woman asked, "Do you love me?" The man replied "I like you". The man asked, "Why don't you accept me?" The woman replied, "You can find something better than me". It seems that both men and women like to use synonyms, but there is an extra layer of skin on bananas or a needle hidden in cotton.
Wives are like clothes-with this change in fashion, clothes become more and more expensive; Men don't have a good thing-but it is the biggest buyer's market for women after all.
When in love, men compare women to stars, birds, angels and other things related to the sky; When love is over, a man takes the sky for himself and puts the woman he loves back on the ground.
The older the couple get, the more they look like each other. Some people say it's because they love each other. But the doctor said that the reason is that we live together day and night, with the same diet structure and synchronous work and rest rules. The leaves on the same tree are more and more alike.
Older unmarried men and women seem to have missed their stops by bus. Sometimes it's because the seats on the bus are too comfortable to get off; Sometimes it's because I don't know which platform to get off at. What about men and women who never get married? They are bus drivers.
It is a miracle that I have been able to walk smoothly from childhood to adulthood. Just like when I plan to walk from Beijing to Guangzhou, there is always an attractive voice along the way: "Get on the bus." It's hard for your feet to walk on it.
I am very busy-parents are worried about their children's health after hearing this sentence; The friend thinks this buddy has a successful career; The wife immediately felt that the burden of housework was heavy; His girlfriend shed tears, and she began to realize that her position in his mind was not necessarily as important as his career, or even a signal or an excuse to break up.
A group of people are discussing what is the most risky thing to do in modern times. Rock climbing, gliding, extreme sports ... everything. In fact, feelings are the biggest adventure, and they are the same at any time. Because of all kinds of risky behaviors, it is impossible to die, but emotional torture makes people die.
Love is an animal, and love is a plant. If you refuse love, animals will leave, of course, because plants will not give birth to feet to escape.
Xu Meijing has a song called "The Cigarettes You Smoke", which describes a spoony woman running around town to buy his cigarettes. In the movie Dating After Dusk, the female ghost stood behind Tony Leung Ka Fai and asked the clerk: Do you have any ERE cigarettes? There is also "the faint smell of tobacco between fingers, the taste of love in memory." -Why is it always cigarettes, not other things that can evoke women's memories? There is only one explanation: men's devotion to cigarette brands corresponds to women's devotion to love.
Someone confessed to the priest that he hid a man at home during World War II and charged him rent. The priest comforted that there was nothing wrong. However, the man asked, should I tell him that the war is over? When we believe that love is still there, but it has passed after all, we don't want to face the reality, as if in the dark. The question is: Who is collecting our "rent"?
Love precedes sex, and sex precedes love, just as eggs precede chickens and chickens precede eggs. It's hard to say which is truth and which is more noble than the other.
Classic sentences about husband and wife
1, there are a hundred good orders, but one is not good, and it doesn't drop every day.
You are a director now, not a virgin.
3, a good husband can fool, or both sides can fool, fool his wife and then fool his mother.
There are still some advantages to having children, that is, when we are old, someone will help us push the crematorium without climbing by ourselves.
5. It's like someone laying an egg when giving birth to a child. It's hard for you to have a panda. I'll give you a pot of bullwhip!
6. As long as tea is hot, it won't taste too bad, and as long as women are young, they won't be too ugly.
7, love is like this, just emotional, the key is to accept the test, stand the test, only to know that the heart is not strong!
8. The most important thing in marriage is confession.
9. When you are in love and looking for someone, this is called stock picking.
10, the most important thing in marriage is confession. Husband and wife are one and should not hide from each other. Only by confession can there be less misunderstandings and disputes and more understanding and help, so confession is the most precious thing in marriage.
1 1. If you only have one expression, the other person may think it is too simple. Women must have more than one emotion.
12, what is the antonym of freedom? It's a child.
13, don't frown. Whether you are happy or not, you should enjoy it. If my husband is kind to me, I will enjoy happiness. If my husband is not good to me, I will enjoy my freedom. This is a clever woman.
14. There are one hundred good divorces, but one bad one. I feel like I wasted everything before.
15. Never marry a female architect. What they need is not the husband, but the price, not the reinforced concrete brick.
16, marriage is a struggle between a man and a woman: when a man is struggling, he needs someone to cushion him, and this woman is his cornerstone and can hold him back. But when a man is rich, he is like a wild horse. If you can tame him with good skills, the couple can live in harmony. If the skill is too poor, he can only jump around. If he is not careful, the woman will fall off the horse and the marriage will fail completely.
17, women are too thin, which will affect estrogen!
18, a companion is an endless book.
19. There is no room for a grain of sand in my eyes. What you see is the Sahara desert.
20. Talented men are ugly, handsome men don't make money, those who earn more don't care about their families, they care about their worthless, they are not romantic with a future, romantic is unreliable and reliable.
2 1, I spoil my wife.
22. The so-called certainty means that he doesn't want children or pets, but just two people live together. After a period of DINK, Ding Bai later had children, so he went to Ding Bai. Ding Gou, it's very simple. Don't let children live with dogs. (Ding Ke's three-stage interpretation: Ding Bai, Tie Ding, Ding Gou)
23. When falling in love and looking for an object, it is called stock picking; Marriage is called a transaction; Giving birth to a child is called distribution; After several years of marriage, the feelings of both husband and wife are bound to fall into a frame arrangement; Husband and wife live in discord, which is empty talk; If you have a bad feeling and can't live without it, it's called locking up; It is difficult to leave, which is called solving; After the divorce, the brain drain of both sides is called hollowing out; Marry those male chauvinists, the man is the main force and the woman is the retail investor; Smart women absorb on dips; Don't spend a lot of money and get stuck in a high position.
24. Women should not be strong.
25. After divorce, both talents are lost, which is called hollowing out.
26, wife, it's rare for you to understand me for once. You and my mother both belong to the kind of people who have to make everything clear. I just muddle along every day, and it's not easy to pinch you two together.
27. After several years of marriage, the relationship between husband and wife is bound to fall into a frame arrangement.
28. Men just want to be stupid.
29, a man, if you can't look up to him and appreciate him, it is very painful.
30. Ding Bai, after a period of Dink, later had a child, so Ding Bai; The so-called certainty is that there are no children, no pets, just two people together; Ding Gou, it's very simple. Don't let children live with dogs.
3 1, the relationship between husband and wife is not harmonious, that's called rummaging through everything.
One of the advantages of having children is that when we get old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of climbing on our own!
33. Husband is a laborer.
34, marry those male chauvinists, the man is the main force, and the woman is a retail investor.
35. If your relationship is not good and you can't live without it, it's called locking.
36. Men are talented and ugly; Handsome people don't make money; Those who earn more money don't care about their families; The uselessness of the family; It is not romantic to be promising; Romance is not reliable; Reliable and timid; Anyway, what a pity!
37. If a person loses his career and grows weak, is he even worse than a dog?
Classic philosophy of love between men and women.
Classic philosophy of love between men and women.
1, men are like old wine, which becomes more and more precious with time; Women are like fresh milk, with a short shelf life.
2. Men want to be women's first love; A woman wants to be a man's last lover.
3. The poorest man doesn't bargain when buying food; The richest woman has to bargain when buying food.
4. If men don't make money, women will be anxious; Men make money, women regret it.
5, men chasing women, thick skin is not as good as thin skin; A woman chasing a man has a better face than an ugly one.
6. Men have an affair because of impulsiveness; Women have affairs because they are bored.
7. The way men test women is to fly away; The way for a woman to test a man is to be late for a date.
8. Men's pursuit of women is a quick victory, but the result is often mushrooming; When women pursue men, they penetrate slowly, but they can grind away stones.
9. Men become bad when they have money, and women become rich when they become bad.
10, women are eager for each other to reveal their feelings in the process of love; In the process of love, men long for each other's naked bodies.
1 1, women love to talk in their sleep; Men love to curse.
12, men are prone to farsightedness in love; Women are prone to myopia in love.
13, men fall in love because of reckless attack; Women fall in love because they can't dodge.
14, women hope that love will always be on the road; Men want to go home in love.
15, a man's passport is ability; A woman's passport is her face.
16, men are the price of women; Women are trademarks of men.
17, women's expectations of men are rising faster than prices; Men's feelings for women have become more diligent than the stock market.
18, the most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives are drunk and pestering friends; The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.
19. In language, a woman is like a funnel and a man is like a container. In life, men are like funnels and women are like containers.
20. Men are eager to talk to women about their difficulties; Women are willing to listen to men show off their success.
2 1, a successful man has the support of a woman; Behind successful women, there are a lot of men's support.
22, men cry, people will think it is cowardly; Women cry and people feel pity.
23. Men like to boast about his brave pursuit; Women like to boast of her rational refusal.
24. A woman's gentleness is a trap; The depth of a person is an empty room.
25. A man kissing a woman is to recover the loan; A woman kissing a man is an investment.
26. When a man is in love, he wants nothing from each other; When women are in love, they want everything from each other.
27. A man's love is like a walk in his leisure time; A woman's love is like looking for a lost key.
28. A woman's love is like walking into nature; A man's love is like walking into the basement.
29. Men's love means richness and maturity; When a woman is in love, it means simplicity, which means slipping into the abyss.
30. When a woman is gentle, she is full of fantasy; Men are full of longing when they are gentle.
3 1, women realize that their beauty is a man's sorrow; Men realize that their talents are women's happiness.
32. Women like to hear men say that another woman is ugly; Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.
33. What a woman leaves behind after falling in love is a wound; And men will leave calluses after falling in love.
34. When a group of women get together, they will discuss appearance issues; When a group of men get together, they will discuss wealth.
35. Men look forward to the results when flowers bloom; Women think of fallen leaves in the flower season.
36. Men devote themselves to it; Women are too devoted to themselves.
37. It is an emergency for a man to kiss a woman actively; It is premeditated for a woman to kiss a man on her own initiative.
38. A man's personality is redundant; A woman's mind is superfluous.
39. Men are women's world; Women are men's moons.
40. Men dare to promise anything; Women dare to want anything.
4 1, true love is not necessarily a perfect match in the eyes of others, but a mutual harmony in the hearts of people who love each other. It is a silent dedication to let each other live a better life. This love not only warms oneself, but also warms those secular hearts.
42. Love is tolerance rather than indulgence, love is care rather than doting, love is mutual blending rather than unrequited love, and love is all-inclusive rather than all-sweet.
43. What is true love? It is neither sweet talk nor kind smile, and it is not a pledge of eternal love.
44. What is true love? It's interaction, not charity. Paying for gratitude or something else will only make the other party more and more painful.
45. What is true love? It's an induction, not an external one. In order to pursue the right combination, it will only cause lifelong regret to each other.
46. What is true love? It is a kind of trust, not doubt. Weak psychology and suspicion will only make each other farther and farther away from you.
47. What is true love? This is a kind of giving, not taking. Blindly seizing and demanding will only make the other party feel depressed and terrible.
Before the age of 48.40, women have the impulse to change husbands; After forty, men have the impulse to change wives.
49. Women are kind because they are stupid; Men are stupid because they are kind.
50. A woman says "hate" to you, indicating that she likes you; Men really hate you when they say "hate".
5 1, men having an affair is reflected in their increasingly busy work; Women's affairs are reflected in the fact that the dishes they cook are getting salty.
52. Before marriage, men should borrow money to let women eat well; After marriage, women should borrow money to let men eat well.
53. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.
54. When women comfort women, they often say that they are miserable; When a man comforts a man, he often says that another man is miserable.
55. A man wants to divorce his wife after making money; A man can't make money and his wife wants to divorce him.
Classic lines about husband and wife
1. Talented men are ugly, handsome men don't make money, those who earn more don't care about their families, they care about their worthless, promising ones are not romantic, romantic ones are unreliable, reliable ones are timid.
2. It's really not easy for a woman to grow up with puberty syndrome; Slightly older, menstrual syndrome; Then get married and get pregnant, pregnancy syndrome; Postpartum depression after giving birth; The child is old and gone, menopausal syndrome.
3. Don't frown, enjoy whether you are happy or sad. If my husband is kind to me, I will enjoy happiness. If my husband is not good to me, I will enjoy my freedom. This is a clever woman.
4. Two people have been together for a long time, just like the left hand and the right hand. Even if they no longer love each other, they will choose to be together, because it takes a lot of courage to give up for so many years.
5. It's like someone laying an egg when giving birth to a child. It's hard for you to have a panda. I'll give you a pot of bullwhip!
6. One advantage of having children is that when we get old, someone will push us to the crematorium instead of climbing over.
7. There are a hundred good divorces, but one bad one. It feels like it was always white before.
8. There are a hundred good orders, but one is not good, and it doesn't drop every day.
9, love is like this, just emotional, the key is to accept the test, stand the test, only to know that the heart is not strong.
10, a good husband can fool, or he can fool both sides, fool his wife and then fool his mother.
1 1, Ding Bai, after a period of dink, later had a child, so Ding Bai; The so-called certainty is that there are no children, no pets, just two people together; Ding Gou, it's very simple. Don't let children live with dogs.
12, tea is not necessarily bad as long as it is hot, and women are not necessarily ugly as long as they are young.
13, Weibo is the most harmful and how fast it spreads!
14, what is the antonym of freedom? It's a child.
15, your partner is a book that you can't finish reading.
16, women are too thin. Losing weight will affect estrogen!
17, a man, if you can't look up to him and appreciate him, it is very painful.
18. If a person has no career, no matter how weak he is, is he not even as good as a dog?
19, the most important thing in marriage is confession.
20. When you are in love and looking for someone, this is called stock picking. After a few years of marriage, the feelings of both husband and wife are bound to fall into a frame arrangement. The disharmony between husband and wife is called rummaging through everything. If you have a bad relationship and can't live without it, it's called locking up. After the divorce, both talents are lost, which is called hollowing out. Marry those male chauvinists, the man is the main force and the woman is the retail investor.
2 1, women should not be strong.
22. Men just want to be stupid.
23. I spoil my wife and I am happy.
24. Never marry a female architect. What they need is not a husband, but a price. This price is reinforced concrete brick.