Jimmy Lin: You have to pee.

KIMI: Get up and pee in the bucket again!

Jimmy Lin: So you're peeing in a bucket now.

KIMI: Ah, get up and pee ~ get up and pee!

Jimmy Lin: No, I'll tell the village chief!

KIMI: No.

Second,

Don't miss it when passing by. Come and hear Cindy sing. After listening to the song, I will listen to this hilarious dialogue again:

Cindy: Dad ~ Did you like being stingy when you were a child?

Tian Liang: Dad doesn't have your bad habit [sweating].

Cindy: What did Dad like when he was a child?

Tian Liang: Dad went to bed. Anyway, he doesn't like being stingy!

Third,

The stone turned into a dough robot. After playing funny with my father for a while, we discussed the issue of respecting the old and loving the young.

Guo Tao: What are the names of those four words I just said?

Si Tong: I just heard it, but I forgot the lyrics.

Guo Tao: It's called respecting the old and loving the young.

Si Tong: Respect the old and love the young x2.

Guo Tao: Have you forgotten the idiom I just taught you?

Si Tong: I forgot again.

Fourth,

Wang Yuelun: Angela ~

Angela: Huh?

Wang Yuelun: How about that? Are you happy today?

Angela: Happy ~ Dad, did I cry today?

Wang Yuelun: So many people saw you cry. Did you say you were crying?

Angela: I didn't hear me cry!

Where is dad going? Qq Weibo Classic Quotations

1. Today, the baby gave all kinds of fun Valentine's Day gifts.

Baby, you really touched the uncle of the village chief.

My father, my father-in-law, my baby and my brother are all waiting at the seaside to see where my father is going. What about you?

Five helicopters soared into the sky. Where is dad going to start all kinds of shocks tonight? The feeling of growing taller can't stop! Lovely babies should be afraid of it, but they should not be afraid of it. But let the village head be handsome again in the future!

5. Where did Dad go? This trip is really in constant condition. In summer, it is actually hail and a 50-year rainstorm. However, after the rain clears, when babies fly under the blue sky and white clouds, it is also the happiest time! They also told me many little secrets! Just a friend of the media, why not use a more handsome photo of me? I do. Don't forget to watch TV together tonight.

6. That's not true, but it's still very happy to see that everyone likes these cute little babies. Many children want to participate in where their father goes, and we will have activities when we have the opportunity! However, children can also attend Locke's magic summer camp. I'm the dean of the school of magic! You can also send a movie ticket for July 10 Rock Movie 3. "

7. ouch! What a charming man! Like what ancient sage scholar?

8. When a giant comes to Lilliput, children should be afraid. Why does the baby like him so much? Damn it! Media friends are amazing. How on earth did you take these photos? )

9. My cousin is crazy, but she has always been crazy, clean and elegant, because her mother, who is almost ninety years old, has been taking care of her in the wind and rain. A few days ago, I heard from my family that the old lady kept saying: What is happiness? I'm glad to be alive to take care of her! This Xibe old lady is strong all her life. I must go to Shenyang to see her this year.

10. Everyone likes to jump, and I am very happy! When she was very young, I took her to see the sea and mountains, because the horizon was very important. I didn't force her to learn music, dance and English, because I think the real quality education is kindness, courage and thinking when encountering difficulties. I seldom criticize her, but I will be strict if she is impolite, because teaching her to love others is more important than how much money and house she leaves. May our next generation be stronger than us.

1 1. The age of poetry was forgotten at the beginning. I held her and chased Wang Dao for the sake of rules. When Sendie said that she wanted to be hugged by the village chief, I had already walked back for a long time, because it was snowing heavily, and I really didn't hear it. I swear that my love for every child is the same. Let's watch her (him) grow up happily, shall we? I believe that the friends who say that the village chief is eccentric must be very young. Remember my uncle's words: "some people still smile in adversity, while others frown in prosperity." The key is mentality!

Angels are nearby! Naughty boy! You think I can't guess who you are by hiding? hum

13. Long time no see! Weibo lost his password and sent a photo to say hello. I just got back from the village. I am really tired!

14. Send a wish and blessing to the babies in fifteen years! At that time, the village chief was really old, but I hope you can still jump into my arms, hug my neck, laugh heartily, cry if you want, and know how to experience the simplest love and happiness.

15. Destiny is kimi's mansion. Four babies speak Pingjiang dialect so seriously, and Kimi from mars language can impress grandma! Isn't his smile too charming?

16. Take off immediately and record "Dad, where are you going?" Guess where I'm going?

17. A friend of Sean sent it to me, saying that it was sent by his father every day. Do you think so?

18. Cute! Ask the master to draw a picture for the village chief! Give me a foreign flavor, too. I want something with no wrinkles on my face.

Classic quotations from Where's Dad Going? Season 3 "

A brief introduction to the third season of Where is Dad going?

Where's Dad? It is a parent-child reality show, which shows how to get along with each task. "Where is Dad going?" It's the third season. Compared with the relaxed atmosphere of the previous two seasons, this season is more touching than joy, especially the kindness and growth of children in each episode, which makes people laugh with tears.

Understanding of the classic quotations in the third season of Where is Dad going?

You should eat your steamed bread with tears in your eyes.

-Liu Ye

There are winners and losers in life.

-Zou Shiming comforted Jessica Hester Hsuan after losing the game.

Enoch, we are good friends, but don't expose me.

-the great achievement of high emotional intelligence

Young people don't work hard, they grow up with rubber.

-Great inspiration for trying on pants.

Where is dad going? Classic quotations of the third season

The classic quotations in the third season of "Where is Dad?" are touching.

Daughter-in-law, everything you say is up to you, and everything is up to you.

-Wang after "getting old"

Divorced children have no father.

Kangkang incarnates in Bao Qingtian.

The makeup artist must age me so that I can spend some time with you in the future.

-After Zou Shiming's "Growing Old"

In fact, I really love you, but I just don't know how to express it.

-Kangkang after seeing Dad "getting old"

Dad! Leave your sister's phone number!

-Kindness is great.

"Where is Dad going?" The third season classic quotations funny articles

Guanyin bodhisattva asked me to talk to you.

Someone who wants to talk to his father.

The guard went to smell it.

-Kangkang, incarnation of Bao Qingtian, has a father as a guard.

Eat after winning. Stop eating.

-Zou Shiming pulled the quilt to prevent Jessica Hester Hsuan from climbing over to eat the cake.

I want my sister.

-Like a porch in summer

I'm a general. I'm a demon hunter. I want to protect the world. ...

-Noah, the incarnation of Bao Qingtian.

I don't want children!

-the summer scared by the process of giving birth to a child that my mother said.

Your dad is going to bend over and die!

-worried about Jessica Hester Hsuan in Hu Jun.

I didn't expect the songs sung by father Land to be so ugly.

-Tucao's big singing skills of "Land Dad"

Somebody help me.

-Jessica Hester Hsuan who asked for help while eating watermelon.

Amitabha, Amitabha ...

-Promise to kowtow.

-Your father is my wife.

-I want to sleep with your wife.

-After my father became a queen, he was still logical in the face of complicated relationships.

Where is dad going? Excerpts from Sean's classic quotations.

Sean, 1982 was born in Beijing, China. He is a male model and actor in China and signed a contract with Sean's studio. China was the first person to board Milan Fashion Week and participated in Beijing Fashion Week, Shanghai Fashion Week, Milan Fashion Week and other activities. In 20xx, he took his son Zhang Yuexuan to participate in Hunan Satellite TV's large-scale parent-child reality show "Where is Dad?", which attracted wide attention from the audience because of its popularity. In the same year, he starred in the film version "Where is Dad Going" and officially entered the film and television circle.

Sean's classic quotation:

Everyone should choose the path that suits them best, walk slowly, accumulate first and then break through, and one day you can become a real game changer in this game of life!

When I was at school, I felt that helping each other was a good friend! After work, I feel that as long as I don't harm you behind my back, I can be regarded as a good friend!

Every day, there is no chief male model and all-round tide dad, only father and son affection and brotherhood. Seeing your own shadow every day, the child is a bright lamp and a mirror.

Don't think that I am bullied every day. In fact, I enjoy this playful father-son relationship! Thank you for accompanying me every day. The experience of these days will be the most precious memory in our memory. Believe me, the world depends on you!

Children's growth itself is a comprehensive course of positive and negative thinking! In this process, in the face of leaving our father, it is understandable that we cultivate their adaptability within a safe range! We hope to bring you long-lost family happiness, which is what we want to express most!

I never thought that one day I would be a role model. Like many peers, I have made mistakes in my confused life! Winning this award today is not a recognition of the past years, but an inspiration for the future. Only by looking forward can we run further!

The end of one stage is the beginning of another journey, no matter what kind of identity is worth my efforts. Everyone should choose the path that suits them best, walk slowly, accumulate first and then break through, and one day you can become a real game changer in this game of life!

Every day when I go out, I will look in the mirror and say to myself: dress like a person, and then set off with confidence.

Sometimes, some lives, some stories and some moods need no explanation! ! ! People who should know you will naturally understand! People who should be around you will naturally be there! What should come will come naturally!

Every man wants to be an all-around knight: stylish and stylish in appearance, capable of resisting all kinds of injuries and solving problems for his teammates.

It is said that birthday wishes are easy to come true! My birthday wish: I hope I can take advantage of this day's luck to wish everyone peace and happiness! Cherish the family and friends around you more. I am grateful for everything I have, my wife and every day, every good friend, and you who never leave me.

In the second year of running on the third road, the pace seems to be more rapid, which also means taking on more responsibilities.

Family and friends are the greatest wealth in life, and I am glad that I have so much wealth.

A kind of enjoyment after the living standard reaches a certain level. It has a certain relationship with everyone's cultural literacy and growth environment.

I should be a typical post-80s dad, and I hope to grow up with my children, because I feel that I am not prepared when my children are born. I feel like a child, completely step by step, unpredictable in the future, interacting with children and growing up, and now I enjoy this process.

Although people are greedy, I know that the combination of our two images will have better business value, but I think as a father, I don't want to regard my children as a tool. Sooner or later, he will have to face the social, employment, making money, all social pressures, but I think time should be considered at his age, and now he is having a good time.

People are greedy. I know that the combination of our two images will have better commercial value, but I think as a father, I don't want to regard my child as a tool, and now he is having a good time.

Since childhood, people have to face many things independently. Life, education and family are trivial. Only at this age can they enjoy innocence. Now I just want him to do what the child wants to do, just be happy.

People must join their own style while following the fashion, and don't deliberately imitate anyone. First of all, they should be comfortable, and then they should give people different feelings. Personality is so important, especially for us models.