Lion: What's the matter, man?

Tiger: Did you have breakfast?

Lion: Yes, I did.

Tiger: So, let's continue yesterday's topic.

Lion: Well, I totally think I am the king of this forest.

Tiger: No, have you ever heard of an old saying in China? A monkey can be king without a tiger. So if I'm not the king, the monkey is the king.

Lion: That sounds reasonable.

Tiger: Yes, you loser. Is your aunt okay now?

Lion: I don't know. She has a very serious disease.

Tiger: Say hello to her. I must go to dinner.

Lion: But you just had breakfast for a while.

Tiger: Yes, you bastard. It's 15:00. We all got up too late, so we missed lunch.

Lion: You are right. I have to go to dinner, too

Tiger: OK. Bye, little guy.

Lion: Goodbye and God bless you.

Chinese meaning:

Tiger: Good morning, buddy.

Lion: Hello, kid.

Tiger: Have you had breakfast?

Lion: Yes, I have.

Tiger: So, let's continue yesterday's topic.

Lion: Well, I really think I am the king of the forest.

Tiger: No, no, haven't you heard an old China proverb: There is no tiger in the mountains, and the monkey is called the king. So even if I'm not the king, the monkey will be the king.

Lion: That makes sense.

Tiger: Yes, you lost. How is your aunt?

Lion: I don't know. She has a very serious disease.

Tiger: Good luck to him. I'm going to eat.

Lion: But you just had breakfast.

Tiger: You idiot, it's already three o'clock. We missed lunch.

Lion: You are right. I must go to eat, too.

Tiger: Goodbye, you little fellow.

Lion: Goodbye and God bless you.

(Dude, I wrote this. It's unreasonable not to give me points. )