1. You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki?

2. When the deer takes a picture of the rabbit, it can't get anything. The deer makes the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry "I am not short, I am not short at all."

3. Who doesn't like easy love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which Liu Bei and Guan Yu liked more.

4. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

5. One day, while the boy was wiping the table, he accidentally killed two ants, and a little ant came. The boy asked him, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You're wiped to death"

6. Even I don't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?

7. What song was Yugong singing when he moved mountains? Move mountains and move mountains, sparkling.

8. "How happy it would be if someone belonged to me" "Stop it, no one is a fish".

9. The tiger in the zoo turned the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

1. It's very hot at 37 degrees today. I bought two ice creams, one for each of us. Did you hear that? It's over.

11. "What should I do if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" "confession balloon"

12. this is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

13. Nowadays, boys are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 5 girls. Did I say anything?

14. Do you prefer a lady's style or my epilepsy?

15. Stir-fry the chicken with porridge, and you will get a bowl of fried chicken porridge ~

16. One day, Little Bear looked everywhere for his book: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

17. Just after eating the pills given by the doctor, I felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks. After eating them, I became impatient. It turned out that I ate chopsticks and jujube pills.

18. You can't tell people who are afraid of dogs that there are not only dogs in front of them, but also dogs all over the street.

19. how is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? It was the boss who broke it in a hurry.

2. I'm a little sheep. I got sheared today, and I lost cotton. 6 super funny homophonic sentences 2

21. "What book did you buy?" "programming." "c++ or java" and "Shen Congwen"

23. Yongqi helped Emperor Ama to take a bath and even rubbed out Ama mud.

24. I didn't bring my book in class today. The teacher asked me where my book was. Yes, where did I lose?

25. When I came home yesterday, my mother said, "Alas, I can't get anything off my pants." "Oh, it seems that I spilled mud."

26. I am a condensed milk bun, and today I lost my temper.

27. "What will a pear and a grain of rice become in the refrigerator?" "don't leave me!

28. You don't even love me, so what do you love? Einstein?

29. You don't even taste me. What do you taste? Pinru?

3. Be sure to have a midnight snack before going to bed, so as not to have hungry dreams.

31. The coal doesn't catch fire, so it's coal fault.

32. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

33. If you don't even hold my hand, what are you holding? Holding hands with Guanyin?

34. If you eat pudding in summer, mosquitoes won't bite.

35. On that day, the light next to the bedroom at home flashed, and the maintenance master was called. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

36. I asked my mother, why can't the flame of the candle stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

37. The doctor prescribed me a pill. I fell to the ground and kept ringing. When I looked closely, it turned out to be a pill that sounded good.

38. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? A: Enjoy it!

39. If you don't come to me when you are in love, what are you talking about? Talk about crow's feet.

4. You were admitted to Tsinghua, and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes, roasted sweet potatoes and sweet roasted sweet potatoes. 6 super funny homophonic sentences 3

41. The most annoying animal is the gorilla, because he knocks on his chest.

42. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "No, I am a crab!" "

43. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay for it, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

44. When the Emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Empress Dowager asked, "Are you tired from this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "my...my name is lilei?"

45. I won't say anything beautiful, but I'm talking beautiful.

46. Today, I washed some dates, which were originally packed together, but they came apart when I washed them. Did you hear that? They came apart long ago.

47. I prefer Li Bai's poems. Lu You is so angry that I can't surf the Internet.

48. One sheep migrates.

49. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but just opened in King's Canyon, okay?

5. At home, the dishcloth accidentally bumped into the corner of the table and fell out of the door. It turned out that it was cloth that could go out.

51.a: What did you eat today? B: I didn't eat duck. B: I ate hot and sour bamboo shoots.

52. It's so cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It says I must lie down beside you. Only then do I realize that it's called Wo Love You.

53. A beautiful woman's room is generally messy. After all, she is a beautiful woman in a messy room.

54. Do you know how much the stars weigh? Eight grams because of Starbucks.

55. Two grandfathers are playing chess. Child: Grandpa, your car is gone. Grandpa: What kind of car? It's called ju. Child: Oh, grandpa, you were rode away by yourself.

56. Ask the stone monkey when he is most homesick. A: At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a homesick stone monkey.

57. Crab and mussel took an exam together. Crab was found to have cheated, so the teacher asked the crab whose copy you copied. Crab said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "You're awesome."

58. You didn't even add my WeChat. What did you add, Pirates of the Caribbean?

59. Even I don't love it. What do you love about iQiyi?

6. You don't even love me. What do you love, Iqiyi?