95 classic quotations by Li Ao

Quotations refer to a record of a person’s speech, generally used in formal style, usually to illustrate the sentences and language features spoken by someone within a period of time. It now refers to new entries generated by celebrities’ words, netizens’ opinions, and social events that can arouse public excitement, be thought-provoking, and have certain dissemination power. Below are 90 classic quotations from Li Ao that I compiled. You are welcome to share them.

Li Ao’s classic quotations 1

1. There are only three types of relationships in the world: 1. He scolds you and me; 2. You scold me and him; 3. I scold you. .

2. She doesn’t need to have sex, but she can; he needs to have sex, but he doesn’t have to. This is the difference between a beauty and a hero.

3. Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, and oneself is in the eyes of beauty.

4. Lu Xun was a very sophisticated man. He did not criticize the Japanese. When he was dying, he even accepted money from Cai Yuanpei and took the money from the National Reform Government.

5. I often doubt that I am a nobody, because I often forget that I am a big shot.

6. Aristotle said that humans are political animals. In fact, this is more practical for men. Politics requires you to be able to kill, behead, and act on stage. You must be able to attack your enemies and betray your friends.

7. She doesn’t need to have sex, but she can; he needs to have sex, but he doesn’t have to—this is the difference between a beauty and a hero.

8. A truly top-notch strong man must always maintain his true character, show his true colors to others, and fight with his true colors, no matter the mistakes and ups and downs, the ups and downs.

9. An expert is only responsible for himself, but not for the people he saves. The masses are ignorant, the masses are ungrateful, the masses know nothing, why should we be responsible for them?

10. A truly good person must be wise, benevolent, courageous, arrogant, and maverick. He must be praised by the whole world without persuading him. He must be praised by the whole world without discouraging him. "Though there are tens of thousands of people, I will go."

11. Encounter is just a casual encounter, just a broken encounter, just a running water, just once, there is no next time. Farewell means farewell forever, farewell in life means farewell in death, let the back in her eyes be vague, let there be no more in your eyes.

12. I have never been arrogant, but I have always been proud.

13. Democracy is a trap: it gives you the power to freely choose your leaders, but only gives you a bunch of bastards to choose from. Go ahead and choose, you'll only end up with a bastard! You can get rid of a big asshole and then put in a new asshole who hasn't grown up yet, and there will still be a lot of problems affecting the lives of our citizens.

14. In the Kingdom of Fragrances, in the Daughter Island, and in the ocean where mermaids roam, there is a gentle and peaceful atmosphere everywhere. There will be no war in the world, leaving only the beauty that no one pursues, accompanied by the empty valley. Orchids and wilderness roses sigh together in the autumn wind.

15. You can’t wait until you have passion to save people, and you can’t wait until you have inspiration to write an essay. Just like a prostitute cannot wait until she has sexual desire before accepting clients. What you should do, even if it is reluctant, you must do it.

16. If you are a weak person, you will not have a good life; if you are a strong person, you will not have a good life.

17. People are living ghosts, and ghosts are dead people.

18. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

19. Because I have always been like that, you think I will always be like that.

20. The first happiness in life is to do what you think you can’t do. The second happiness in life is to do what others think you can’t do.

21. Everyone only looks at the problem of delinquent teenagers, but forgets to look at the problem of delinquent old people. Many of the problems faced by delinquents are actually caused by delinquent old age.

In ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, there have never been so many bad old people gathered together as in the Kuomintang group, never!

22. If a dog bites a dog, the dog must reflect; if a mad dog bites the person, the person must reflect; if a mad dog bites a madman, both parties must reflect together.

23. There are failures and there are heroes, but there are no failed heroes. Wen Tianxiang and Shi Kefa are both highly successful heroes. A hero never fails, he will catch the swan even when the sky falls.

24. I like sundials. As long as there is no sunshine, time does not count.

25. Those who have three swords and six eyes without changing their expressions are the big hooligans.

26. To be honest, in this day and age, if you want to get ahead, there are thousands of shortcuts, but there are only two correct ways, one is to take exams and the other is to choose.

27. There is no joy in getting the best in the world and teaching them; there is only joy in getting the best in the world and scolding one of them.

28. Franklin said a very touching sentence. He said: "Where there is freedom, there is my motherland." This sentence was rewritten by me, Li Ao, as "This is my country, and I want to make it free."

29. There are two kinds of separation between life and death, one is for people and the other is for land.

30. If you are a weak person, you will not have a good life; if you are a strong person, you will not have a good death.

31. Some people think that modern civilization has abolished cattle and horses and replaced them with cars. Little do they know that modern people have to do the ox-horse formation before they can get into a car.

32. No one is worthy of fighting with me, and everyone must apologize to me. No one can defeat me because I am invincible. Don't argue with me. The more you say, the more stupid you will be exposed.

33. I believe in the law, but I doubt the judge.

34. Those who know how to look behind people’s backs are wise men and esthetes; those who know how to look behind people’s backs are traitors.

35. It’s one thing if the road is not good, everyone has to go.

36. King Kong’s eyes are angry, Bodhisattvas lower their eyebrows, and nuns are thinking about the world.

37. Loneliness is being in the wilderness, loneliness is walking alone in the cemetery, loneliness is looking at the moon when there is no sound.

38. The so-called growing up means that you know what it is; the so-called maturity means that you deliberately say you don’t know after you know it.

39. I have two major regrets in my life. One is that I cannot find a wonderful person like Li Ao to be my friend, and the other is that I cannot sit on the stage and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

40. Groups are forgetful, uncertain, ungrateful, and cruel.

41. Armor beyond the range is the best armor.

42. Within fifty years and five hundred years, the top three Chinese writers of vernacular prose were: Li Ao, Li Ao, and Li Ao.

43. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart. Stupid people cannot do the stupidest things, and smart people do the stupidest things.

44. There are many experiences in my life that I don’t want to repeat. But if time goes back and I can be young again, my dream soul rests on it, and there is nothing else I can ask for.

45. The new women of the past walked out of the kitchen; the new women of modern times don’t go in at all.

46. If a person is willing to die for his goal, what else can others criticize? What else can you find faulty about?

47. The cowardly hypocrite turns white into gray; the bold hypocrite turns black into gray. The most successful way to reverse black and white is not to reverse black and white, but to eliminate black and white.

48. The meaning of God giving you two hands is: you cannot rely on Him for revenge, you have to do it yourself.

49. Anyway, in summary, one sentence: China is the most difficult nation to reform. Even great heroes cannot do anything to carry out reforms in China. Therefore, for the sake of China, we must never take the road of reform. Reform will not lead to this road. We must use thunderbolt means to revolutionize and remind the Chinese people: When a regime is rotten from the roots, it cannot talk about reform. When it is willing to When it comes to improvements, it's too late.

50. He sat by the water, his thoughts floating like duckweed on the water. But who is worthy of comparison with Duckweed? Duckweed still has roots, but I, the emperor, am imprisoned on a small island and have all the roots pulled out.

51. The best way to take revenge is to live longer and better than your enemy.

52. Please believe that I love you 100%, but now there is a one-thousandth one, please retreat.

53. People who have long-term worries must have immediate worries.

54. It is easier to love one’s fellow man than to love one’s neighbor, and it is more practical to hate one’s neighbor than to hate one’s fellow man.

55. Stupid people cannot do the stupidest things, and smart people do the stupidest things.

56. In fact, this is life. You can’t choose everything and get everything. If you take something and don’t take it, you should face the loss calmly if you don’t take it. .

57. The so-called failure is only the first step to success. Success may only take two steps, then failure is half the success; success may require ten steps, then failure is one-tenth of the success. Therefore, don't look at failure in isolation, look at failure as a period of success, the prelude to success, and look at failure and success together.

58. It is wrong to be either an enemy or a friend; it is right to be either a friend or an enemy. Enemies should be identified leniently; friends should be identified strictly.

59. Reincarnation is not trustworthy. Believing in an afterlife after death is a kind of cowardice and selfishness. Only when you die without any hope for the afterlife can you live a dignified life and die in a dignified way.

60. Stupid things are not done by fools, but by smart people.

61. If you don’t have money, don’t even think about it—stealing a chicken also costs a handful of rice!

62. Under the limits of the environment, if we are less cowards, we should be more warriors; if we can express our true self, we should wear less masks. If we can fly high, we hope to fly like a resourceful nine-headed bird; if we descend with the overturned nest, we hope not to be too embarrassed a bad guy; if we are at the bottom of the cauldron, we hope not to be a bastard, but It's a living wandering soul!

63. The pain of human beings is that they can only fight with their enemies and not with their friends; or they can only fight with their friends and not with themselves. Only those who are wise, courageous and brilliant in character can fight with themselves, fighting with who they are today and who they were yesterday.

64. If you don’t take the initiative, a beautiful woman will let other men crawl on her. If you don't refuse, an ugly girl will crawl on you. Without commitment, no woman is willing to let you crawl on top of her. In fact, it’s the same with work: if you don’t take the initiative, others will take away your good position. If you don't refuse, I'll arrange all kinds of troubles for you, and you'll often be criticized. Without commitment, no leader will believe in you because the leader cannot feel your determination.

65. My father is a student at Peking University, but let’s think about it, what is your responsibility today? There are so many people behind you, and they are no more elite than you. Originally, you were born You are the winner. When your parents were conceived, 230 million sperms ran forward, and then only one sperm came out of you.

66. Cherish is the wanlan on the mountain, the flowers on the grave, the dew on the leaves, the chick on the palm, the butterfly on the shoulder and the blood and tears on the bed.

67. A successful life begins with the audience, then the actors, and finally the backstage boss. A failed life does the opposite.

68. When new women themselves become less worthy of love, the more they complain that others are not worthy of love.

69. The biggest shamelessness of politicians is that they insist on going back on their word and call it one moment or another.

70. What should a person do so that his life is not in vain: like what you like, defeat what you don’t like, and live through what you hate!

71. When I want to find someone I admire, I look in the mirror.

72. The scary thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart.

73. Good people doing bad things are more disgusting than bad people doing bad things.

74. Women have only one view on marriage; men have a thousand and one views on marriage.

75. I have two major regrets in my life: first, I cannot find a wonderful person like Li Ao to be my friend; second, I cannot sit in the audience and listen to Li Ao's wonderful speech.

76. It is an extraordinary person to discover the extraordinary part of common sense.

77. There is only one way for a smart person to face Li Ao, and that is to be friends with him. ——You must never be Li Ao’s enemy that you cannot defeat. If you become his enemy, you will hate your friends.

78. Falling in love begins with self-deception and ends with deceiving others; engaging in politics begins with deceiving others and ends with self-deception.

79. Sometimes explanations are unnecessary - your enemies don’t believe your explanations, but your friends don’t need your explanations.

80. The terrible thing about stupid people is not that they are stupid, but that they are smart. Li Ao's classic quotations 2

1. If you are a weak person, you will not have a good life; if you are a strong person, you will die if you have more money.

2. My method of scolding people is that others call them bastards, but I have a skill. I can prove that you are bastards.

3. To eliminate enemies, rely on friends; to eliminate friends, rely on friends’ wives; to eliminate friends’ wives, rely on God.

4. When I want to find someone I admire, I look in the mirror.

5. People who have long-term worries must have immediate worries.

6. Although the eggs have been selected, there are still a lot of problems that affect the lives of our parents!

7. There are four types of people, one is lazy but stupid, one is diligent but stupid, one is diligent but smart, some are stupid but diligent, and the other is lazy but lazy Smart. Among them, this stupid and diligent person is particularly scary.

8. To study human nature, zoos are better places than parks.

9. His writings will be immortal for five hundred years; his people will be immortal for a thousand years. A thousand years from now, it will be the end of the world and everything will be ruined.

10. We can forgive the playboy, but not the monk or the priest. ;