The most irrefutable sentence I have said in my life is that the quilt need not be folded-it was meant to be spread out to sleep-but this is also the first time to be refuted. See, this is the rule. We are sad because we have too many rules. I think I am the smartest person in the world. Because some doctors actually haven't made much progress in knowledge, they just learned how to write a sentence that everyone can understand, so that no one can understand it. If this era can produce all talents, it will be the luck of exam-oriented education and the misfortune of this era. If there is, he is the king of people, but unfortunately there is no, so we have to take off the "king" under the word "all". What the times need is only talents. The problem with education now is that no one can bathe naked, but too many people are bathing in cotton-padded jackets. I think the current situation is that Carrefour is like an inflatable doll, which is to let a group of people hold it to vent. On the one hand, it may be too depressing at ordinary times, and it is necessary to find a cheap exit. On the one hand, I vented my anger and asked the inflatable doll and the manufacturer of the inflatable doll. Am I strong? Am I strong? Seeing those people who are not interested in making inflatable dolls next to me, I accuse them of impotence. 7. China looks down on boasters. In my opinion, boasting is nothing, just like ancient women used to bind their feet, and they were called "big feet" when they met normal feet; People in China are used to "small talk", and when it is normal, it is naturally called "big talk". Those who dare to talk big will come to no good end, scaring future generations from talking big to not talking. 8. I have become a phenomenon, and it is better to fail in ideological and moral education than to have no thoughts. 9. I said before that literature is often a political prostitute. So, as mentioned above, are the critics I serve comfortable? Do you want me to call Chen Danqing and apologize to everyone? Flying together is more comfortable ... if you think my service is very good, please call me at any time. My job number is 180000 453 1, which is a bit difficult to remember. Alas, there are too many writers in this line ... 10. I was born. I often tell people that this is how I practice my good handwriting.
Classic quotations from Triple Gate
1, the eyes of the masses are discerning. In wartime, discerning eyes are used to find enemies; In peacetime, it is used to explore people's privacy!
2. Those two people are so big-hearted that they haven't finished talking for a long time. It can be seen that the by-products of love are bullshit. -Luo Tiancheng
God gave people a mouth to eat, but lips must be used for kissing. -Luo Tiancheng
4. "I hate that there is no woman in this world who combines Shi Shi's face, Monroe's figure, Lin's temperament and Athena's wisdom. -No, Athena's wisdom is unacceptable. Any woman with this kind of wisdom will make all the tricks made by men useless. -Luo Tiancheng
5, xx University, starry sky, a closer look, tattered, ten teachers, nine idiots, and one psycho. -Lin Yuxiang's cousin
6. Although a teacher is the most glorious career in the sun, it ends in the moonlight! The living environment determines everything.
7. I think the education in China now is really amazing: not only reading dead books, but also reading dead books. No wonder the number of people who committed suicide because of lovelorn in China has decreased a lot in recent years. Those with poor psychological endurance almost died on the threshold of the senior high school entrance examination and the college entrance examination. -Lin Yuxiang
8. Throw the shot as thin as lead, jump long jump as short as a bench, run long distances as fat as a pumpkin, say that he has practiced outdoor sports for three years, say that he is the center of the basketball team as small as rice grains, and say that he is a long jumper with glasses as thick as Antarctic ice-at that time, I'm afraid he can't even find a bunker.
9. In love, there is a general trend in human beings. The ideal partner in a man's eyes should be like milk: the more tender and pure the better; The ideal partner in a woman's eyes should be like a cow: the stronger the better, and she can milk the most with the least effort.
10, the sadness of a strong man's lovelorn love is like the cutting-edge products of developed countries in Europe and America-only sold domestically but not exported.
1 1. There are very few beautiful women on the street, because these days, there are more beautiful women who go to bed once a day than those who go to the streets once a day. All the girls, with a little beauty, are standing in the hotel; Beautiful, everyone fell asleep in the hotel; Beautiful, lying in the arms of the hotel manager.
12. The most terrible man in the world claims to be not close to the gender of women. They just haven't met their ideal female gender yet. Once they did, with the profoundness of China's Chinese characters, "not close to women" immediately became "not close to women". Therefore, the history discipline does not need to examine whether Chinese characters are created by location. In short, Chinese characters must be made by men, especially romantic men.
13, the highest state of love poetry is that love should be like a fish in the river, unpredictable and looming; The use of symbolism should be as endless as the Clinton scandal. Finally, people feel that reading is equal to not reading, and not reading is not equal to reading.
14, Lin's father was still childlike, and he broke the man's heart in one sentence, saying, "Seize the opportunity, take the initiative to introduce it, and cook the raw rice into a mature rice."
15, literature is like a beautiful woman, which often makes people fall in love at first sight and yearn for it. Just like this beautiful woman's husband is engaged in literature. Now that you have it, you don't have to pursue it hard, and you can even destroy it. Yu Xiang often heard people say how noble literature is when he didn't join the literature club. After Du entered the literary society, he gradually understood that the word "engage" in "engage in literature" was invented and explained, and it was more appropriate to say "compile literature" or "write literature".
16, in this place, TV stations are like beauty contests, whoever is beautiful will go; The radio station seems to be choosing ghosts and ugly people.
17, a book is like a woman. When a person gets a new book, he will feel like a virgin when reading it, because at least he is the first to read the content of this book; On the other hand, holding an old book in your hand is like marrying a remarried woman. Spring scenery is half old and half worn, and it's meaningless to turn it around-because what he has read has been read many times, and there is nothing new.
18, the biggest difference between today's love and the previous love is that life is short. However, although the sparrow is small and complete, today's love life is short, but the required steps are lacking; The second difference is breaking up. People in the past were afraid of ingratitude, and even if love birds flew away, they didn't want to talk. Modern people strive to be ungrateful, so that they can become heroes who take the initiative to dump people when bragging and avoid being dumped passively. 19, the theme of the Chinese book author's article seems to be conservative love between men and women, vaguely feeling a little, but deeply hidden; For students, finding out the theme is as difficult as excavating ancient cultural relics. First, they must remove thick mud, and then brush off layers of ashes. Ancient cultural relics must be protected after they are unearthed. The bigger one has to be repaired with paint, which is unbearable.
The national first prize is the first among middle school students in the country and won the first place in the country. People in other countries have no reason not to get excited, except the Vatican in Andorra, a small country of 1,000 people. Especially in China, a country where there are so many people that people are scared to death, the joy of winning the national championship is enough to enjoy it slowly for a lifetime.
chang an road
1. Master wrote: Time and space cannot be changed, but time and space can be changed.
I said, there is a comma difference between the last sentence and the next one.
Master said that you only saw the surface. If you look closely, the difference is more than a comma.
From sunset to sunrise, I can hardly see the two words in my hand. Master called me into the room and said, Do you see the difference?
I said, I only see a comma difference. Master said that you are close to the answer, but the closer you are to the answer, the easier it is to find the answer.
I knelt on the ground and begged the master to break it.
Master said, look, it's actually two commas.
2. It looks chaotic when there is no leader in the Jianghu, but it is even more chaotic when there is an leader in the Jianghu.
Although rivers and lakes belong to a few people, most people should see them.
4. The dharma number is brought by life, and you can't change it with life unless you change it with life.
There is a couplet hanging in the middle. The first couplet is: No more. Bottom line: turn around. Horizontal criticism is a neat word: don't look back.
6. Some places may be too long and too stable, and the sound of killing has become one.
7. I have to go to Chang 'an at the moment. Chang 'an, what a beautiful name, the capital, that place is good except that I have never been to Chang 'an.
8.Joy asked me: Why does this horse sleep standing up?
I said: Very clever. If it lies down and sleeps, won't you and I both fall?
9. Joey said: Then why did you say it was running out?
I said, I don't know. When my master and brother go out to do business, they all say that this trip is all luck and I don't know why.
Joy said: It may be that I accidentally died when I went out. Everyone thinks it's right. If you don't die, it seems very powerful.
10. No parents means that you don't have to spend money to honor each other's parents when you get married.
1 1. No chaos, no bandits, no disaster relief, no chaos, no bandits, the emperor can only have sex.
12. You will be free in the end, but you are determined by fate.
13. Sadness is only sadness on cloudy days, but sadness is pain on sunny days.
14. Joy said: What's your name?
I said: My name is Relieved.
Joy said, then I will ask you to let your brother go.
I said, no, every creature you see here is a teacher. Call me Brother Ran.
15. And rules are actually a pastime after eating and drinking. You can't eat or drink. Do you have to behave?
16. In fact, any decision has already been made, but there is not enough time. The granary opened early, and the people may not be happy with it. They think it's better to give money to those who distribute less food. When you are starved to death by hundreds of thousands, it will become grateful to release food. In fact, human nature is a mean word. Why are bitches more obedient than idiots, idiots and idiots? Because people are mean.
17. I said, master, isn't Shaolin a crooked way that is not advocated?
The host said, this is a side door.
18. If you have a hidden weapon, playing with a master will definitely fail. If you have a hidden weapon, if a master hits you, he may unfortunately hit the hidden weapon, so you will win.
19. Master said: Go wherever you want. But it's not for you to decide.
20. I said; My boxing is ugly.
Master said: It is ugly to be defeated forever.
2 1. I said: Why does everyone have to compete?
Master said: Because the world is flat.
I said, isn't Chang 'an peaceful?
Master said: Some people in the Jianghu want to be heroes, but there is an old saying that heroes are born in troubled times. Everyone thinks that heroes can only be born in troubled times. If there is an old saying that "heroes come from prosperous times", the world will be much more peaceful.
22. I said: Is everything just right?
Master said: No, everything is unknown before it happens, and it is just right to think about it after it happens.
I said, well, aren't these meant to be?
Master said, "Destiny is predestined, and destiny cannot be changed. This is just an adjective." .
23. It seems that people will be very calm about people or things that have been waiting for a long time and reflect on why I am so calm. The reason is that if you choose a new one, you lose the old one, and the old one seems to be not bad.
24. I said, then draw two. Did you hear that? Draw better.
The painter said, well, if you are closer, the paper will be bigger, but if you are farther away, you won't be able to draw it.
25.Joy said: I will decide two things in the future, one is a small thing, and the other is that I am responsible for judging whether a thing is a big thing or a small thing.
26. Sooner or later is better than later, because things are sooner or later, and the result is sooner or later. Everything is the same. Why didn't it happen earlier?
27. I think we still need to find a tree, because if we rest by the side of the road, we always feel lack of dependence and emptiness, and our sustenance can only be a tree.
28.Joy said: He is my husband.
Wan Yong was surprised and said, but he is a monk.
I said, oh, this is extrajudicial mercy.
29. It can't be said that all the houses and beds live longer than you, so only your life is theirs, not yours. Maybe there will be someone else after you die.
30. The strange thing about women is that they can have incomprehensible feelings about some incredible things, but I am annoyed that I have never been able to show my heroic spirit on horseback. Horses make me feel no speed, so I just wait for the scenery in front to come slowly.
3 1. It's embarrassing to say goodbye like this. When I see mutual appreciation, heroes since ancient times, and finally I can't go to never say goodbye, I always give a fuels. See you later, then I turned and got on the fierce horse. In a few blink of an eye, I disappeared from the horizon, leaving the sunset and the melancholy dust raised by horseshoes on the horizon. This time, although they are all heroes, it will take me, Joey and Bian Xiao about an hour to disappear from the horizon. During that time, Wan Yong must be embarrassed to go back to the manor and had to be watched cruelly, which really embarrassed the brother.
32. Not stealing, but sneaking around. Stealing is not the same as sneaking.
33. I think it is really a detour. It was a long journey, but I returned to my original place. Lin Rui said, not back to the original place, just came to the original place.
34. He became famous, so you thought he disappeared. We have no reputation, and people everywhere think that we have never appeared.
35. When thinking, learn not to think about premises, not about conditions, but only about results.
36. The boss said: Wudang came to retaliate against Shaolin and robbed my shop by the way.
I said: What, Wudang? How can Wudang's forces compete with Shaolin?
The boss said: Yes, maybe Wudang came to get back at me and rob Shaolin.
37. The boss said: I'm really sorry today. It's really unfortunate. Xia upstairs has booked a room.
I said: nonsense, I came down to relieve myself, why can't I go up?
38. The difference between Buddha and Tao is that if you kill me, you will cross over. If you can't kill me, I will cross over. But in fact, no one wants to be killed, and everyone wants to stay in that miserable world, because they are still familiar with this world.
39. I think it's really unclear where there are so many invincible things in the Jianghu. This is one of them. But the most puzzling thing is how they all died.
40. Master said: The so-called alliance means being United, and the rivers and lakes are far from being United, so there is no alliance leader.
4 1. I think all the so-called civilization and order are things after food and clothing, and when it seems difficult to survive, the originally seemingly beautiful world is so inhuman.
42. People's livelihood problems are actually caused by two kinds of people, one is those who are hungry and the other is those who are too full.
43. I think I had a lot of personality when I was in the temple. Maybe everyone has no personality. When I came out, I found that people in the Jianghu are so focused on character. I don't feel special at all, and I don't know what I want to do more and more
Seeking adoption is a satisfactory answer.