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Classic quotations from mc Hong Lei
1, men can conquer the world, and women can conquer men.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

3. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't!

It is not necessarily a monk who burns incense, but also a panda.

Don't challenge my pocket money with one month's salary.

6. Hong Lei's continuous efforts are aimed at realizing the cow he boasted when he was a child.

7. It's easy to talk nonsense when you take a big step.

8, the hottest but smelting furnace, the coldest but the morgue.

9. Young people have not failed, but self-confidence has created wonderful things.

10, ups and downs see yourself, ups and downs know friends.

1 1, not afraid to drink the enemy's strength, but afraid that there will be surprises when the lid is opened. I can't stand another bottle.

12, don't challenge me, a person from a grassroots family, with your distinguished life experience. Your life is too fragile to be angry with your brother.

13, the road is slippery in the dark and the society is complicated!

14, love is like two people pulling a rubber band, and the injured party is always unwilling to let go.

15, it's not that the road is rough, but that you can't, come on!

16, so when people call you grandpa, you used to be a grandson.

17, what is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

18, you told me to go away, I went away, you told me to come back, I'm sorry, I fucking went away.

19, in today's society, it is difficult for rich people to have no money.

20. Life is easy, life is easy, and life is not easy.

2 1, the more people you contact, the more you like dogs!

22.do you know me? Huh? Know me. Do not move. Oh, go away. I can play music. I will kill you.

23, if women are not all, (next88) men will never run errands, and pregnancy is just like pregnancy. It takes a long time to see it.

24, money is not a fucking problem, the problem is that his mother has no money.

25. Every successful man has a fast broadcast icon on his computer desktop? Why?

26. A man's lies can lie to a woman for one night, and a woman's lies can lie to a man for a lifetime.

27. When we were young, we regarded toys as friends. When we grow up, our friends treat us as toys!

28. There are more people in contact, but they like dogs.

29. When I'm free, my brother grows longer and shorter. Who cares about the day when something happens to me?

30, people are forced out, remember, they are forced out! If you want to get ahead in front of others, you have to suffer behind your back!

3 1, I hope I take you as. When people are around, don't think of yourself as a dog, it will be boring.

32. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, and all you can come up with is a fart.

33. Those who have money wear leather shoes and those who have no money polish them. Remember that vows are always before bed, and breaking up is always after waking up.

34. A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can come up with is a fart.

35, Tencent QQ is really cute, apply for a small love, have some wine to eat a la carte, and then drag it to the hotel.

36. A diamond lasts forever, but one goes bankrupt.

37. You always want to talk to me intimately. Did you brush your teeth today?

38, now the girl is really great, alone in the world, unconsciously pregnant, with children without a father! Come and shake it together!

Don't let yourself disappear when you talk to me loudly!

40. If you are drunk, you won't obey anyone, just hold the wall.

4 1, if you have no money, don't always look at who is not pleasing to the eye, dare not stab with a knife, and dare not fight with others and go to the hospital.

42, this sentence is the most classic, you know my length, I know your depth!

43. Then, why are family, friendship, affection and love all love stories in the end? Because going to the end is the real feeling.

44. Life is a lamp and work is oil. If you want the light to come on, you have to refuel.

45. There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

46, the poorest is nothing more than begging, and will eventually come out!

If you are not confident enough, please keep your distance from me and take three steps back.

48. Don't always mention brother to others when you have nothing to do. You can all take a vacation. Who cares if you have something to do when you have nothing to do?

49. There are few women that men think are suitable for them before marriage, but many women are suitable for them after marriage.

50, bad guys need strength, scum need taste.

5 1, affection, affection, love, why are all love stories at the end, because the last is true love!

52. What if I have a husband? Didn't you score with the goalkeeper?

53. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't! Let's go

54. The more people I meet, the more I like dogs!

55. See yourself through ups and downs, and know your friends through ups and downs.

56. A person can never be satisfied with career convenience, but must be satisfied with emotional convenience. If you are not satisfied, you will not be happy.

57. If a woman is beautiful, it is better to live beautifully!

58. Ask what the world is like. Everything has its vanquisher. Oh, don't always tell your brother, tell others more about him.

59. Life is easy, life is easy and life is not fucking easy.

60. Don't look for a brother when you are bored, otherwise it will be redundant.

6 1, people can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

In today's society, everyone knows money, but money doesn't know anyone!

63. I never lie. In addition to this sentence, life is like a play, all by acting.

When you and I raise our voices. Don't mess yourself up. Goodbye!

65. Say who is late. Everything money can buy is worthless in the end. I said, big brother, why are your hands so cold? How many days have you been dead?

66. Money is not the problem, but no money.

67. No money between friends, no money between men and women!

68. You know my length and I know your depth! Force is the same force, look at the high bottom of your face! It's better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

69. You know my length and I know your depth!

70. There is always something. I wonder if there is anything.

7 1, I tell you, don't make yourself invisible when you want to raise your voice to talk to me.

72. Now people go out and say, I am a brother. When can I go out and tell others that you are my brother? Then you are awesome!

73, the force is the same force, look at the face high and low!

74. When I call someone grandpa, I used to be a fucking grandson!

Fire can test gold, gold can test women, and women can test men.

76. Nowadays, with more partners, cucumbers are hard to sell.

77. I was watching the advertisement, and suddenly a chainsaw popped up.

78. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time to see it.

79. When we were children, we treated toys as friends, and when we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

80, not afraid of enemies like God, but afraid of buddies like dogs!

8 1, rich people, poor people work hard!

82. Apples in the northeast, pears in the northeast and red thunder in the northeast are fascinating.

83. Poverty can test two people's love, not their loyalty.

84. My wife's big tree must be hugged.

85. Who is the husband? All TM temporary workers!

86. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

If you don't work hard today, you will have to look for a job tomorrow!

88. I am not a descendant of the rich, but I try to be the ancestor of the rich!

89. Don't always talk to your brother when you are free, talk to others more.

90. Not afraid of enemies like gods, but afraid of buddies like dogs.

9 1, we are young and we are straight.

92. People are forced out, remember, they are forced out!

93. Two tigers are not allowed in one mountain, unless there is a male and a female.

94. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future and no escape.

95. In today's E-era, money is not the problem, but the lack of money is the problem.

96. Shallow water is above eight kings. Big shots are everywhere, not social people. What kind of society are you talking about?

97. People should never do dog things, or they will be laid off if they are enough.

98. If you have no money, a beautiful woman only asks you a little, that is, she asks you to stay away.

99. I don't have the ability to look at other people's clothes, but I have the ability to decorate with others.

100, men can conquer the world, and women can conquer men!

10 1. Water can carry boats and cook porridge.

102. Although I am not in the Jianghu, there are legends about me in the Jianghu.

103, if you want to be different in front of others, you have to suffer behind your back!