1. Lu Xiucai: The breeze and the bright moon scratch my heart, but you might as well gouge my heart! (Ask the landlady) What other words are there?

Boss lady: Steal my heart!

Lu Xiucai: Yes! The cool breeze and bright moon steal my heart!

2. God of Thieves: Are there any thieves like you? He stole things and helped clean up the house.

Thief Saint: Is it okay if we don’t clean it up? What if people want to follow the footprints?

God of Thieves: Now that you have the thing, how many days will you play with it and then send it back to others?

Thief Saint: Can it be done without sending it back? Don’t worry if you lose something!

3. Li Dazui’s mother: I eat more salt than you eat rice!

Li Dazui: That’s because you are being harsh!

Li Dazui’s mother: I have crossed more bridges than you have walked!

Li Dazui: That’s because I was too lazy to move!

4. Guo Furong praised Xing Captou: He is truly the tyrant of Qixia Town!

Li Dazui: Then who is the first mother in Qixia Town?

5. Boss lady: A woman’s happiness is to marry a man and serve him for the rest of her life.

Guo Furong: Why didn’t he serve me all my life?

The boss’s wife (to Mo Xiaobei): Do you know why she can’t get married?

6. Teacher (teaching painting): Is this Li Kui?

Mo Xiaobei: No, this is Zhang Fei.

Teacher: Oh, what about this?

Mo Xiaobei: This is Yue Fei.

Teacher: Code word: Just say it is...what about this one?

Mo Xiaobei: This is Faye Wong.

7. Lao Bai: Go and read the whole "Norwegian Wood".

Xiucai: Please, what era is this? There are no such petty bourgeois books to read.

Lao Bai: Wouldn’t I be able to write a book without you?

8. Scholar: Confucius once said: "It is impolite to come and not go back."

Lao Bai: Oh, so you are indecent to her, right? brute! Scum! Dressed like a beast, beast!

Big Mouth: Beast, beast, live longer than Nanshan Mountain! Mountain!

Lao Bai said to Big Mouth: I slapped you twice, why didn’t you say you were blessed like the East China Sea?

9. Scholar: Why don’t you let me write Spring Festival couplets.

Boss lady: Your handwriting is too dry and thin, not festive. Save it for next year’s Qingming Festival.

10. Boss lady: What is your goal?

Guo Furong: Be a peerless heroine.

Boss lady: Tell me something closer.

Guo Furong: Increase wages.

Boss Wife: This one is even farther than the previous one.

11. Scholar: Who killed me! And who did I kill!

Thief God: It was me who killed me!

Scholar: The answer is correct. . . . Let’s do it!

Thief God: Yeah~~~~! (Then he slapped himself to death...)

12. The most common thing the boss lady said: It was wrong, it was wrong from the beginning, if you don’t get married, your husband will be wrong If you don't die, you won't end up in such a sad place...

Application of Wulin Gaiden quotations:

1. When admiring you, I say: I'm hungry, I lose you when I am hungry, and I admire you from the bottom of my heart.

2. When encouraging, say: I am optimistic about you.

3. When you see something surprising, say: Hungry God.

4. If you want to criticize someone, just say: overwhelming.

5. When "threatening", say: Be careful, I will exclude you.

6. If you want someone to be unable to move, "sunflower point (point hand)".

7. If you interrupt, say: The sun is good tonight, and it was good to go early last night.

8. If you don’t accept it, just say: If the tiger doesn’t show off its power, then you think I’m Hello Kitty.

9. When dealing with GF cheating, just say: The acting is so bad that I don’t even shed tears.

10. When colleagues compliment me, they say: Just average, Miss Hong Kong is third.

11. When a friend compliments the GF on her beauty, she says: Very ugly, she is the ninth.

12. Before you fight desperately, say: Help me take care of my seventh uncle.

13. Before dancing and singing, say: Kangsang Amida music.

14. If you want someone you hate to leave, say: Gun.

15. If you offend your wife, say: Your Excellency does not remember the faults of the villain. The prime minister's belly can hold a boat. When the moon falls and crows cry and the sky is filled with frost, both husband and wife return the home.

16. If you are beaten badly, just say: Type A, Type B, Type O, Type AB.