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I am urgently looking for funny quotes from the priest, just like those in If You Are the One 2, but preferably original, thank you. .

.The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together, you buy an Apple 4, and I buy an Apple 4.

2. Doctor, please give me some regret medicine and a cup of love-forgetting water.

3. I never lie, except for this sentence.

4. If you get annoyed again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows. .

5. The world is about to end. There is something I have been hiding from you. In fact, I am Ultraman.

6. If you pick up a penny on the side of the road, you should hand it over to Uncle Pol.ice. This is the principle. But picking up ten dollars is beyond the scope of the principle.

7. No one looks down on you, because others don’t look down on you at all. Everyone is very busy.

8. I am not afraid of going to hell........I am afraid of being in hell....without you

9. Eat it on other people’s birthdays longevity noodles, noodles for my birthday.

10. Oath was caught by lies, and Oath shouted loudly to lies: Don’t shoot, I am an undercover agent.

11 Ph.D. students, master’s degree students, and undergraduate students are endless; the last one, this one, and the next one are unemployed. Horizontal comment: I am willing to admit defeat.

12. On the bus, a man asked the person next to him in a low voice, "Are you Li Gang?" The answer: "No"; "Then is your father Li Gang?", "No"; " Do you have any relatives or friends named Li Gang? "No"; "Then let go of your fucking foot!"

13. Dreaming, everything is possible. possible.

14. It is easy to call you wife, and it is also easy to call you madam, but calling you old woman is a lifelong commitment.

15. Life is like an idol drama. Beautiful girls and handsome guys are the idols, but I have no choice but to become the powerful one.

16. I picked up a Q coin on the side of the road.

17. The robber said a wise saying when robbing the bank: Don’t touch anything! Money belongs to the country, but your life is yours!

18. Not every cow has special characteristics. Lunsu, not every dad is Li Gang.

19. The happiest thing for a man is when his wife gives birth to his own child.

20Wear other people’s shoes, walk your own path, and let them find it.

21. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

22. I am a white-collar worker: I received my salary today, paid the rent, water and electricity, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, touched my pockets, and sighed, this month’s salary is white-collar again...

23. Secret love is a tool for success, but speaking out becomes a tool for success.

24. What is your lung capacity? How can you boast so much?

25. Don’t tell me to grow old together, I want my black hair to be flowing forever.

26. If failure is success, then self-examination is success.

27. Yesterday, when the temperature dropped and it rained, one after another autumn rain and another Han Han, it made me freeze~~

28. If height is not considered, the bottom of my neck is considered handsome guy.

29. Being handsome is useless. After spending money, can you use that face to swipe your card?

30. I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person...

31. You said you would wait for me to come back, but you waited and found someone to be with you wait.

32. Today’s children like fairy tales, ghost stories, and myths. Prefer disobedience.

33. People go to higher places, as long as you are not afraid of dying on Mount Everest.

34. The most nonsense thing is the sentence on the cigarette box, smoking is harmful to health.

35. It turns out that Chibi Maruko-chan fell in love with Watermelon Taro because their hairstyle was that of a couple.

36. I washed my hair very carefully today because I was worried that water might get into my brain.

37. These days, those who borrow money are all the masters, but those who ask for money behave like grandsons.

38. I thought I was decadent, but today I found out that I was already scrapped.

39. I once looked up at the stars with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was because of a broken love, and I was because of a sprained neck.

40. In which fairy tale the heroine has no breasts? Answer: Little Red Riding Hood, because her grandmother was eaten by the big bad wolf...

41. Even the children in kindergarten think "Animal World" is better than "News Network"~

42. The cashier said: I don’t have any change. I’ll give you two plastic bags.

43. I am not greedy for life, but I am afraid of death.

44. Happiness means being able to hear your good night to me no matter how late it is.

1. If you push me again, I will pretend to be dead for you!

2. Not only do I have a car, I also drive a bicycle!

4. There are so many people who despise me, who do you think you are?

5. Even if you beat me to death, you haven’t even tried to trick me yet!

6. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot!

8. Is handsome enough to use P? Maybe he will be eaten by pawns!

9. Don’t worry if you leave it to me, nothing can go wrong!

10. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...

12. Don't thank me, how can I have the nerve to collect money from you after thanking you!

13. Don’t tell me to come here—I am Afanti!

14. If you don’t pay attention to me, then I will become a dog and ignore you!

17. Some people are alive, but she is already dead. Some people are alive, but she should have died long ago!

18. You said...you like me? Actually...at first...I actually...well, let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot.

19. Do you want to drink water, water, or water? It’s up to you!

21. Say what you should say, and whisper what you shouldn’t.

22. Can you say that scholars are stealing things?

23. I hate it. , don’t ask single men this question!

24. Zi once said: Don’t regard my tolerance of you as your shameless capital!

25. Don’t think that just because I am handsome, you think I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am open to all rivers.

26. The weather is good today, windy and rainy. .

27. As a typical failure, you are so successful!

28. I really want to get rid of this little bug, but my tongue is not long enough...

32. If you bother me again, I will tie you to a straw boat and borrow arrows!

34.A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let’s go to a restaurant, I’ll pay for the water pipe.

40 . She is so fat that I can’t even twist her arm with my thighs.

41. There is a road in the mountain of books, first of all, learn to make porridge with eight treasures.

42. The world is Ours also belongs to our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandsons.

1. In the long road of life, there will always be a few wrong steps.

2. The poor monk came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and made a special trip to the West to worship Buddha and seek marriage.

3. Three-quarters of it is destiny, and seven-cents of it depends on dressing up.

4. As long as you work hard, a couple will be blessed a hundred days a day. --It is said to be a phrase from a certain cross talk

5. There are no couples that cannot be broken up, only mistresses who don’t work hard.

6. Put the client to sleep.

7. "Return to bed rate" is a good word.

8. I’ll take it off first, you can do whatever you want.

9. The company’s shamelessness is always beyond the imagination of its employees.

10. What you make is the money from selling cabbage, but what you earn is the money from selling white powder.

11. I saw a car on the road in the morning. There was a sign on the back of the car with a sentence: Removed from driving school, self-taught.

12. If you are busy, talk about it when you have something to do, and when you have nothing to do, talk about it.

13. No news can be believed until it is officially denied.

14. Your country has risks, so be careful when reincarnating.

15. You have the right to remain silent, but we will silence you soon. --It is said to be a Miranda warning in a certain country.

16. I spent 80,000 yuan to buy a Western Zhou clay pot. Yesterday I went to the "Treasure Appraisal" column for appraisal. The expert said seriously:

"How can this be from the Western Zhou Dynasty?" This is from last week!"

17. Even Beckham doesn't know, so what qualifications do you have to talk to me about basketball!

18. If you fall down, get up and cry again.

19. We move so fast that our souls can’t keep up...

20. Don’t be like the people on earth.

21. A priest who doesn’t want to be an abbot is not a good priest!

22. If you can’t bear it anymore, just bear it again!

23. Knowing the astronomy from the top, knowing the astronomy from the bottom I know geography, but I don’t understand English.

24. You look quite fat, but even if you take off your clothes, you are still quite fat!

25. To avoid excessive drinking and getting into trouble, please stay sober when you are drunk.

26. I swear never to swear again!

27. Half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

28. You are stupid because you are too smart!

29. Even though I am lying to you, you have to believe me!

30. Women’s tears It is the most useless liquid, but if you make a woman cry, it shows that you are useless.

31. Living is the last word.

32. In public situations, I often choose to be a polite person, but in private I often disgrace myself.

33. I am also an ox this year!

34. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. A strong man's diarrhea will never end!

35. Time is really precious. It only takes one second before someone else robs the toilet.

36. Although I cannot be the descendant of a rich man, I must be the ancestor of a rich man.

37. Although the famous flowers have owners, I will loosen the soil!

38. My principle is: I will not offend others if they do not offend me; if they offend me, I will Angry!

39. Even if I were a toad, I would never marry a female toad.

40. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men. Agree11| Comment