it costs no electricity to speak up!

3 don't leave after the party, go to eat-whoever goes will pay for it.

4 cross talk is good! Attacking ugliness, Huoxiang is upright.

5 There are always more than 1 pieces of traditional crosstalk left by the old gentleman. After our actors' continuous efforts over the years, there are still more than 4 pieces left. There are still 3 paragraphs that are not allowed to be said, and 1 paragraphs are in conflict with building a harmonious society.

6 listening to cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child in our neighborhood who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, what English, Japanese, Korean, Yugoslav, North Slavic, West Slavic ... Anyway, can he sit with Eight-Nation Alliance and scold him? Tell him you listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand! " Regardless of the law, I would have killed him! I can't understand cross talk in foreign languages!

7 The house we live in is riddled with holes. When it rains, it is fatal: it rains in the rainy house outside, and it rains in the rainy house outside. Sometimes the rain is too heavy, so the whole family takes shelter in the streets.

8 if you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury it.

9 are you willing to listen, are you willing to listen, or are you willing to listen? I will never insist.

1 This guy robbed the bank and drove on the North Third Ring Road. 5: 3 in the afternoon! The traffic jam was solid when the police arrived.

11 your shameless appearance is very much like my charm.

12? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for over a week.

13 Degang Guo: Brother Di, I hope there will be peace in the world, the people in the world will live and work in peace, and there will be no war, okay?

God thought about it. Let's be honest about this difficult point. I'm not that capable. Really, really, I won't tell you anything else. Can you change it? Let's discuss something else.

when I touched my body, I brought a photo of someone else. Brother Di, look at this. This is my fellow martial brother. He looks very cold and can't get a date. Please make him more beautiful.

God: (thinking) Let's talk about world peace (tearing up the photo)

Degang Guo: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? If you don't agree or disagree, why tear it up? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!

14 has money at home and drives a Cadillac that opens at 13. You can tell by the sound that it is a good machine, imported from Germany, "chug chug", oh, three jumps.

As soon as it started, half of Beijing was black smoke, and the traffic police shouted at you, "Elder Sun, please accept your magic."

15 from now on, I will never eat lobster again.

16 grenades are expensive. If there are six grenades for one dollar, I'll throw you a hundred dollars first.

17 This young man looks like an actor ...

18! This plane is the same as Dafa, and it has a rocking glass! ..... Sitting on a big hat, Xiali didn't give the newspaper ... Tianjin didn't make a big hat, but it all went to the United States ... I flew to the United States for half a year and added more than 4, oil returns.

19 Guo: What should I do? I'm so rich. I don't know how to spend it. Hey? ! Yu Qian, why don't I take care of you

Yu: can you cover me? !

Guo: ah ... no ... no matter how rich we are, we have to choose our looks!

the birthday girl:: Jade Emperor Jade Emperor! ~ something's wrong.

Jade Emperor: What's wrong with the birthday girl?

birthday boy: do you have a hammer and nails? Let me help you. My sika deer bit the railing.

Jade Emperor: Shouxing, what did I tell you? It doesn't matter if you ride that deer, you have to feed it! ~

21 Degang Guo: I got a good job as soon as I got here, building a chimney of more than 7 meters!

Yu Qian: It's not bad!

Degang Guo: Get up early and get greedy for the dark and finish the work. When people come to check and accept, they won't pay us anyway!

Yu Qian: Is the quality not good?

Degang Guo: I started to take the drawings upside down, and people asked me to dig a well!

22 Guo: Hey ~ ~! There was an opportunity to make money before me, but I didn't cherish it. The opportunity has passed and I regret it. If God gives me another chance, I'd like to say to the village head: I'd like to go. If I have to add a limit to that salary, I hope it is: 4 yuan.

It was cold for p>23 days, so I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I hinged the button and put it in my pocket.

twenty people, both men and women, stood in front of the White House, and all their bags were ready ―― journalists! I have to be careful what I say, and don't be caught by them and embarrass China people. The next step, the gang all came over: "Master, do you want a plate? "Selling! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?

25-Wen Shun, what's that?

-I won't tell you that I brought boiled eggs.

-give it to me.

-no ... guess, guess how many.

-I guess you give me one.

-------you want to guess, I'll give you both

------five?

26-it's a false tooth

-throw it away quickly.

-don't throw it, what a pity.

-what?

-attach a stick to it as a tickler.

27 "The story told today is not far from now. Those who have old people at home can go back and ask-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period ..."

Flight 28914, from Xizhimen to Daxing Huangcun, the fare is 5 yuan. Please board. How interesting you say this is. The flight attendants have to shout when they stand there. Go, go, go. There are big seats, there are big seats. Make sure you have a big seat!

29 When XXX was born, his father fell ill. After returning home, his mother was the hardest. This side is the husband, and this side is the child, so we have to take care of them. Feed this side, feed the medicine over there, feed the milk, feed the medicine. Feed the medicine, feed the milk. His father is so strong that the child has taken the wrong medicine.

3 dead vines and old trees are faint crows, and small bridges and flowing water are people. The old road is thin and thin, the sun goes down, heartbroken people ... in the hospital, ... don't go to the hospital when their intestines are broken! ..... I am the first master of tampering with Tang poetry and Song poetry.

31 Law-abiding people are depressed at the court, singing at night, riding mules at the expense of others, being honest and fair, and starving. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't help it!

32 "so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, could there have been a frost already?, lifting myself to look, I found that it was moonlight, (pa! My name is Degang Guo. There are quite a few people here. I am very pleased. Thank you for coming. Don't go after the party. Go eat. Whoever goes pays for it. Listen to cross talk for twenty, and make a noise for sixteen thousand. Laugh and add money. "

33 "We love cross talk on TV. Why? Say it! The director arranged for applause. As soon as I came on stage,' Today', wow-,'We', wow-,'For everyone', wow-,'Say a phase', wow-,'Sound', wow-,(Cheerful: a word and a drum! )' I can't speak well', wow.

clap if you don't speak well. Look how nice it is today. No one applauds.

34 Yu Qian: One tooth is still stuffed

Degang Guo: He ate lotus root and put it in his eye!

35 "I am a rich man. Today, backstage, I drove here, and they all came on foot. Those old gentlemen in Tianjin went out on Tuesday. But there is something wrong with my car recently, and the speed is a little slow. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. I didn't know until I checked it. It was the pedal that fell off ... "

36" Then anyone can eat it. Everyone looks like pancakes all day long. It's okay to eat pancakes and roll steamed buns with rice. That thing is solid and it's time to carry it. Sometimes I come backstage, and I slip two Jin of cake to prepare for drinking ... "

37 Where's my gun? Borrow my security clothes, I put them on and I beat him.

You can shoot for five minutes. If you are caught, you will shoot first and then ask questions.

38 hooligans know martial arts, and they can't stop it! Scientists know martial arts, and no one can stop them!

39 is killing me!

4 how can I describe his appearance to you? Have you seen the baked sweet potato? It's just baked. It's too hot to hold in your hand. I accidentally didn't hold it and fell to the ground. What about over there? A child came running, wearing nail shoes, and stepped on this sweet potato. . His face is like this sweet potato.

41 I want to fight against the three customs.

42 you are vulgar-but I like it.

43. "If you refuse to smash vegetables, you will stop it, your grandson!"

curse the street and slap you!

44 On this day, I came to the railway station with Bias, and all the tickets were sold out. Bias went to a policeman and asked, "Do you know where the ticket seller is?" The policeman listened to the music: "I'm still looking!" "

45 I'm going to commit suicide and plan to jump off a building. I have studied this jump. The second floor is different from the 2th floor. The second floor is "pa" and "ah", and the 2th floor is "ah ~ ~ ~" "pa".

46. Hearing the news of your father's death, the neighbors cried, "What a nice man! He died late.

47. After midnight, the two grandfathers went to the streets naked, so Jing Li still wore glasses-if he wore a mask, it would be three points.

48. Two nurses come down, how beautiful they are: one meter and seven tall, with sideburns and whiskers, and a palm wide to protect their hearts.

49. Yu Qian's father-father Wang.

5. Li Jing has a cousin who can tiptoe under Xiali in high heels. She looks very poor. Her photo is posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed for contraception.

51. Have you ever seen a gangster with a crayon Shinchan tattooed on it?

52. don't I know you yet? You get drunk when you touch wine, but you get lost when you see the world. When you get rich, you start to forget your words. You have only one advantage. You become digital at the sight of aunts.

53. Everyone in the Single Knife Club knows that Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan are sworn in three times, and the three of them hit their heads on the ground like brothers, and then they went to protect the Tang Priest and fetch Buddhist scriptures from the West. There is this story in A Dream of Red Mansions.

54. Crosstalk is all made up, and this paragraph is true.

55. We all drove back to Beijing. Mr. Yu was higher than us. He watched us drive, looked down on us and rode his bike back.

54. The old man is sweating these days, and the smell of this armpit makes him smell cumin.

55. My situation is different from yours-I have a father.

56. Degang Guo: Your father's name is written on it. Qin Fengdeng assistant minister Yu Taigong (taboo) into the pot.

Yu Qian: My father called fish into the pot. What's his name?

Degang Guo: Whatever your name is, Yu ... Yu Shaoqian, write it down.

57. You beat the monk after reading the scriptures.

58. Degang Guo: Please invite a layman from Jushilin to write a spell for your father.

Yu Qian: Right.

Degang Guo: Can ordinary people invite you? Jushilin's came, so did Kutokuhayashi's, Chihlin's, McDonald's and Quanjude's.

59. Degang Guo: Seeing your father like this, I have no taste in my heart. I grew up with the old man, grew up in front of him, and watched me grow up. Now that he is so ill, can I feel it in my heart?

Yu Qian: exactly.

Degang Guo: Alas ... (pointing) Old man, you ... you also have today.

6. Degang Guo: There was a gravel case once, and the body was dismembered, which was terrible. The detective asked Yu Qian, "What do you think is going on?" Yu Qian thought about it and said, "I think this is suicide."

Yu Qian: Ah, suicide?

Degang Guo: The detective liked Yu Qian so much that he pointed to the body and said, "If only he were you."

61. There are three big characters "Tongguan" written on the tower.

62. You haven't met my daughter-in-law, beautiful! Tall, with a big face and plates, heavy eyebrows and big eyes. She doesn't have a beard. She should have a beard like Zhang Fei.

63 took out a golden pen, which dazzled people's eyes and dazzled them, making them feel cold and frightened.

64 This plane is also diesel.

65 "excuse me, grandpa, how to get to America? "

" ask the village chief! "

" He doesn't know Daoer. From a botanical point of view, he doesn't know Daoer.

66 White House-freshly painted pulp.

67 There are more than twenty people standing in front of the White House, men and women, and all the bags are ready-journalists! I have to be careful what I say, and don't be caught by them and embarrass China people. The next step, the gang all came over: "Master, do you want a plate?

"selling dishes! What do you think the White House Cultural Bureau does for food?

There is a rockery in the White House with a banner below it: Family planning is everyone's responsibility.

68 One day, the master went down the mountain to disco. Inadvertently met the daughter of his young confidante. From the moment he met her, the master knew that his Jianghu career was over. Destined to leave these days when white clothes come and go like snow, the old man resolutely put on a wig and went to secularization at the age of 8.

69 Your shameless appearance has the charm of my youth.

7 if two feelings are dependent on each other, it's not pork and pork.

71 Tieling is still several stops away from America!

72 There are four dishes on the table. Open the first one and have a look. Very nice! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks, a plate of vinegar!

73 if you have difficulties, you should help if you don't have difficulties.

74 The girl turned around and combed her four hairs.

75 Don't throw away this denture, it's still useful. Tie a stick to it as a tickle.

76 Walking, alas, there was a question mark in the front. When Liu Bei jumped "Teng Leng Leng Leng", alas, there was a mushroom. After eating the mushroom, Liu Bei grew taller. He went on, and there was another question mark. When he touched it, a flower appeared. After eating the flower, Liu Bei raised his hand and "DuDu DuDu" could shoot bullets! There comes the tortoise with wings ...

77 What's your name? Ah! What's the name? Don't say it! If you say it, it's a curse!

You know my appetite, and I don't like roast duck, so I can't eat any more after eating four, so I said, I really can't eat. I have to eat when I get home later.

78 oh, my god, it's so exciting. my heart is about to rip out.

79 On TV, a crew cut wore a pair of glasses and said, "Oh, I'm going to talk about braised pork today.

8 Degang Guo: Your daughter-in-law is crying. Yu Qian: I feel distressed ~ Degang Guo: My leg hurts ~

81 Wearing slippers and a mask means three o'clock.

82 I used to be able to talk, but I thought she was blind.

Yu Qian: "Ah." Degang Guo: "I didn't say your grandfather's surname was Pan.

84 Several inhuman hooligans insulted Li Qing's cousin in the moonlight. When the moon came out, several hooligans turned themselves in.

85 people always want to let ghosts and gods know that doing something bad always makes ghosts and gods not know that we are too embarrassed for ghosts

86 I like playing the flute. When I told my wife that I died,