A gentleman can be killed, but not humiliated. You don't call so many women around you, but you call me this man. You must have a goal. Do you want to test our courage and embarrass you Hehe, that's not necessary. Even if you take off your clothes and stand in front of me, I will still smile and never waver!
Shakespeare once said that love is happy, but it is also painful. I have never understood what these world writers are talking about here, but love can inspire a person to stand up and drown at the same time!
My greatest wish is to get something for nothing, to get money and sex, to sit back and wait for money, and to lead a drunken life. Now it seems that I am getting farther and farther away from this goal.
I finally know why you women want to marry the Tang Priest. Not only will you play, but you won't eat him, because Tang Priest can help you carry things for nothing, right?
Surf the Internet on the front, read magazines on the back, work when standing, work hard when leaning, and apply for overtime when it is broken. If you break it in two, you won't fall at home at work every day!
Since we have chosen this road, there is nothing to regret. Facing everything optimistically, what is a roadblock? Isn't awesome also a cat? If you are not afraid of cats, how can you be afraid of getting old?
I turn my heart to the bright moon, which shines on the ditch. I don't want to be influenced by this world, so I should keep changing, but the times are developing and society is progressing. I overestimated myself and had to go with the flow ...!
The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat, the beauty of learning lies in confusing people, the beauty of women lies in stupid regrets, and the beauty of men lies in saying "damn it"!
Feelings, like hugs, are very strange things. Obviously close, but I can't see each other's faces clearly. Only when we are separated can we recognize each other, so separation is not a bad thing. Only when we are separated do we know what kind of feelings we really belong to!
People say that the best way to identify the depth of feelings is to care about the length of time. Do you think if we are separated, we will be connected like the Great Wall, though separated from Wan Li?
However, flowers bloom not to fade, but to be more brilliant. If we are separated, even if it is not to live together again, we should make a small foreshadowing for a casual look back after more than ten years. If your relationship was still like this! I just ...!
San Mao once said that the war between women and men began from the beginning of the universe. It's really meaningless for women and men to live without fighting. The episode in my life just makes my life a little better. I will play when I save time, and I will play when I am bored!
Under various external pressures, I have to face my inner confusion. In the difficult struggle, I am eager for someone to look at me with understanding eyes. At that time, I will feel the warmth of life. Perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make people feel grateful! "
I miss you, I can't say what I want to say, I can't eat or sleep!
Cherish what you have. It's a gift from God. When you lose it, don't be sad. It's a warning from God that you have too much!
People live, don't expect too much, just want the best, look good, be happy, and live less. It's not that easy!
According to your date of birth, you will be rich in the future. Blow a bird's nest hairstyle first, wear a patched dress, hold a stick in your left hand and a bowl in your right hand, and walk around the street muttering,' Come on! From then on, you are invincible!
How can I put it? Men ... can accept your desperate resistance under the rogue body and don't want to bear your ignorance under other men! What I want to say is that what men care about is not movies, but what you women will never understand!
Recently, there was chaos in Wulin, and the dragon slaying treasure knife reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and blood flowed like a river. Wulin chivalrous men compete to tell each other that they want you to use your face as a shield to save all the people from fire and water!
I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!
Last time I went to the hospital, I passed by ENT. After careful examination, the doctor wrote a word "handsome" on my physical examination form.
Liu Xing: Dad, I am guilty. Will I go to hell if I treat women like this?
Father: Good boy, your eyes are the windows to your soul. Your eyes are pure, so is your heart. Trust me, you won't go to hell! Have you ever heard the saying that a good priest takes you to heaven and a bad priest takes you to your room! Ha ha laugh ... that's funny!
Ideal? When I was a child, I wanted to become a monk, but I found that I couldn't understand the Diamond Sutra, so I gave up. Later, I read more novels and wanted to build my own harem.
People are not stupid, I am not stupid, if people are mean, I am even meaner!
I admit that I am handsome, and I also admit that I am attractive. I am like a black hole, attracting everything in the world, including your eyes.
The prince lived in seclusion, leaving only a white horse. If there is a passerby riding a white horse, it may still be Tang Priest, so I have already said that I want to give up. If you still hold your standards, I estimate that you are likely to be a single woman all your life.
The best way to make a woman listen to herself is to conquer that woman.
Lively, now you can be lively, isn't this the liveliness I have always missed? God, leave me alone! Liu Xing prayed to heaven in his heart. It's scary when he wants to be quiet, and scary when he wants to make trouble. Won't God combine the two? Liu xing is very depressed!
God: Son of a bitch, both? All the good things are yours. After giving you so many beautiful women, you are still picky. If you blame me again, I will ... I'll give you some more beautiful women and kill you!
Don't take advantage of beautiful women, you are a bastard. Our aim is to make use of every opportunity and create opportunities when there is no opportunity!
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