1, I was very nervous the first time. He kept telling me to relax gently, and then he stuck it in my body. It's bleeding there, and I can't cry out in pain. Only then did I understand ... blood donation is like this!

2. Smiling when misunderstood is a kind of cultivation; It is magnanimous to smile calmly when you are wronged.

3. People can make it, not make it known. The original sentence: "Confucius said: Prosperity lies in poetry, courtesy lies in ceremony, and success lies in joy. Confucius said, "People can let it go, but they can't make it known. "

Sometimes, you are misunderstood and you don't want to argue, so you choose silence. Not everyone needs to know you, so there is no need to shout at the world.

5. A person was constipated when he went to the toilet, and suddenly he saw a person rushing in, and it was stormy in an instant. "Dude, I really envy you, so fast." "I envy you, I didn't take off my pants."

6. I like crawling around on you, touching every inch of your skin and lying in your arms. I can't live without you for a moment. I love you.-sofa.

7. Riding a bicycle alone, I met a traffic policeman at a fork in the road. The traffic police shouted to him: good palm. The man replied happily: comrades have worked hard!

8. Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened lid, insert my own stick and absorb your crystal liquid. Cool! Sprite!

9. "Is it tight?" "Never mind!" "Can you go in a little more?" "Be careful, it should work!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt! It feels so cool! I want this pair.

10, shy, always afraid to confess to you. Today, I finally got up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner?

1 1, the first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and hug you. I want to announce: I love you ... RMB.

12, I have a crush on you. The first time I saw you, I thought you were the most suitable person in my life, but my only regret was ... sorry, I sent it to the wrong person.

13, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, my dear braised pork.

14, you can misunderstand it a little. Smile, this is a kind of cultivation; It is magnanimous to smile calmly when you are wronged.

15, when I was down and out, you were by my side; You were by my side when I was sick and injured; When I am frustrated in love, you are still by my side. It's really unlucky to be with you.

16, the hot girl called a taxi. Miss, what will you wear in the future? Spice Girl: Red miniskirt! Recipient: Then where to go? Spice Girl: It's thighs!

17, life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I miss you. Go back to my wallet.

18, I hugged you that night and told you to put that thing on your ear. It's cool that you don't wear it. Now is the safety period. It's okay. What if the traffic police don't wear helmets?

19, if there is no wind, the clouds will not move; Fish can't swim without water; If there is no sun, the moon will have no light; Without you, stupid people would not exist.

20. On that day, I looked at your sexy body, twisted naked in front of me, and gently stroked your skin. I can't resist your temptation: boss, I want this fish!