1. I come quietly, leave quietly, wave my dagger, and leave no one alive.

2. I am a naked centipede!

3. Those with wings are not necessarily angels, my mother said, they are birdmen.

4. Men conquer women by conquering the world! Women conquer the world by conquering men!

5. Live well, because we will die for a long, long time...

6. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing.

7. If you see a shadow in front of you, don’t be afraid, it’s because there is sunshine behind you.

8. If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach level 4!

9. The most terrifying way to miss someone is to sit next to her and know that you will never have her.

10. When I get angry, winter will come; when I get angry in winter, I will become a man in long trousers.

11. Grandfathers are descended from grandchildren... 100 funny life philosophy quotes

12. I throw the coin in the air: if it lands heads, go to MSN, If the coin is up, I will go to QQ. If the coin is up, I will go to self-study.

13. Youth is like toilet paper. It seems like there are quite a lot of them, but once I use them, it’s not enough.

14. The farthest distance in the world is not the separation between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you don’t know: I love you!

15. Why pretend to be pure when they are all water? Why pretend to be sheep when they are all wolves?

16. I am a little bird. I want to fly but I can’t fly high... Huh? It turns out there is no hair.

17. I give you the heaviest poop gift ever, and you will definitely eat a pound of it.

18. Our sincere prayer: the year-end bonus will be just a little more; the leader’s emotional promise: the new year’s work will be just a little less.

19. Everyone says I am an actor because my eyes round out when I see a pretty girl...

20. I drink to drown the pain, but this damn pain But he learned to swim.

21. Is the departure of leaves due to the tree’s unwillingness to retain them or the pursuit of the wind?

22. I am like a fly lying on the glass. The future is bright, but I can’t find a way out.

23. If you want to get married, marry someone else first and then marry me. Take his savings, lead his sister, and drive that BMW.

24. Never stop smiling, even when you are sad, maybe someone will fall in love with you because of your smile.

25. If you cannot put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning her clothes.

26. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can’t see the tears I shed on the keyboard...

27. I really want to have a wife, and I talk about love.

The reality is very helpless, so I still have to wait!

28. If you bleed...will it hurt?

29. I died, but I stood up again in the fire. Do you think it was Nirvana or corpse transformation?