In high school, the biggest headache is philosophy. I don't know which Wang Badan of the Ministry of Education has brought this university major subject, which is still confusing, to the high school classroom. We have learned a lot, and the teacher has taught us the nerve meridian.

One day, during self-study, I had an argument with Wu Wenge (a classmate) about the two philosophical concepts of "material" and "material".

? I said "material" is a philosophical concept and "material" is a category. He laughed at me for being entangled in this slight difference, and thought that there was no difference between the two except for one more "de", and "de" was an auxiliary word, meaningless and bird-like (which makes sense).

? I hammered my strength and danced, and I was so nervous for a long time that I was tired, and I couldn't convince this stubborn little man. It's a fucking metaphor:

? This dog is Wu Wenge's. According to your meaning, it's a bird-like thing, that is, this dog is Wu Wenge. ‘’

? This boy was speechless, but it made the class in front of me laugh! Ended the endless argument between two psychopaths.

? It's a great honor for me to make a beautiful woman smile.

? Fang Mei, Ban Hua. Ear-length short hair, dark and dense. Long eyelashes, big eyes, a tall and graceful nose tip make people feel the urge to touch, and a white face always loves to be ashamed (red). In a word, for a little boy like me (a little fresh meat at that time), she is the girl who we always hide in a corner and sneak a peek alone. Although they are almost "deskmates", they never dare to "borrow half an eraser". A few words can get her attention, especially a snicker, which makes me excited for several nights.

This reminds me of that poor Zhou Youwang on the Western Weekend, who died and died in order to make Bomei laugh. If it were me, it would be the same. Heroes are sad about beauty pass! Natural phenomenon is that matter determines consciousness, and the initiative of consciousness reacts on the embodiment of matter!

? Speaking of class flowers, I am very interested. Another beautiful woman, Yanmei, is also the focus of boys. At that time, she was cold and arrogant, her big eyes never looked straight up, her chest was quite high (now women are stuffed high), and her white face was often blushed by the tall and mature boys like Wei Scar Brain (classmates).

? Once, when she passed these guys, she was embarrassed to be defeated and ran away, bringing up a faint scent and smelling great.

? The body odor is faint, and it is "faint fragrance", which is refreshing and attractive. Too strong is "body odor", which is disgusting and can't be avoided. It can be seen that nothing can be passed.

? This dialectical method also transforms contradictions into each other!

? At that time, skirts were rarely worn, and Wei Scar looked at the fat buttocks set off by the thin pants of Yanmei (at that time, the aesthetics were immature, so it should be sexy). Seriously, he introduced his famous "ass theory" with the theory of ancestral inheritance.

? This ass, a place to have children! ‘’

? I'm waiting for the letter!

? After more than ten years, Yanmei gave birth to a beautiful woman!

? Although Wei Scar's words are absurd, they also lead to many philosophies.

? Indeed, having children is not the strength of hips, but the trend of intercourse. What is the fruit, not the fertilizer of the land, what is being applied. The so-called "as you sow, you reap" is an objective law, which is also called dialectical method.

defending the brain is metaphysics.

? Philosophy is boring and difficult to understand, so we need to talk about beautiful women to adjust. When talking about the beauty you like, you unconsciously go back to the philosophy. It can be seen that everywhere has philosophy, and the interest of beauty is no exception.

? Compared with men, women have delicate feelings, quick thinking and meticulous thinking. Women are good at beauty and fitness, and their original function is to attract the opposite sex.

? Men, on the other hand, hope to be like Ximen Qing, and "make love to flowers and grass" everywhere. The original idea is to "spread genes" and be sexy.

As we all know, beautiful women love flowers because flowers are "plant genitals". In fact, in the final analysis, they still like animals, and they are also beautiful.

? Why?

? Men have the function and impulse to spread genes, while women have the ability and responsibility to receive and cultivate genes. Just as bees like to pick flowers, flowers are also happy to pick them. Like each other and depend on each other. This is also philosophical.

? After all, the so-called love is a high fever! Those who burned silly went to get married, those who had a fever broke up, and those who were obsessed with it were burning. ?

? Love is also endocrine, madly in love, inseparable. It's endocrine hyperactivity, quarreling and fighting, empathy and not falling in love. It's endocrine disorder. A little normal is an old couple, and her left hand touches her right hand!

? In philosophy, this is the unity of opposites!

? Getting married and having children is the result from quantitative change to qualitative change.

? Fever is caused by bacterial infection, endocrine is caused by hormones, and both bacteria and hormones are organic compounds. What is the difference with alcohol Viagra? The ups and downs of people's excitement and mania, the ups and downs of thoughts and emotions are all due to the stimulation of chemicals.

? Matter determines consciousness!

? Philosophy is difficult to learn and tasteless. Mr. Zhou Silin (a philosophy teacher) sometimes uses individual philosophical words. On the platform, blood vessels gush, saliva flies everywhere, and we are busy for a long time. We are still at a loss below, and we don't know why. If you insert the beauty anecdote and the gossip between men and women, and explain it with philosophy, the boy's elm skull will be easy to understand. When boys understand, girls will eventually understand, so why not? Men and women match, why not get tired. Difficult, nature can also change, which is also a dialectical method!

? Nowadays, beautiful women are really wonderful. They always toss about their bodies and parts. Especially the chest, I can't wait for the whole flower.

? After all, it is a feeding tool! The temptation for the little baby is that it is full of delicious food. (Beauty: "Rogue!" ）

? Women are melodramatic! Let the little guy eat for a year, and after getting used to it, he suddenly killed himself and stopped eating! (This is hooliganism! ）

? As a result, when the little guy grows up into a young man, he finds another woman to eat, even if it is dry. Just be a mouth addict!

? This is the extremes meet, and the contradiction has changed!

? Now beauty is weird, too. First, she loves dogs, and the baby comes to Mommy. She treats her as her own and wants to eat and sleep with her. I guess the "son of a bitch" will play this game!

the other thing is to buy a "bag". If you can send one or two, you will be very happy.

beautiful women are good at "bag", one is about brand, and the other is about leather. Every time a new model comes on the market, it is eager to get it, and it is conspicuous, such as the local tyrants with gold teeth in the old days, who show off each other with a grin and are never satisfied.

No wonder beautiful women have to be "kept" and men have to "tolerate" them. In this way, "Bao" they are satisfied!

? What's the use of "wrapping"? You can't "eat"!

? This is that you are too short-sighted! On the way to the Long March, most people who ate fried leather belts and purses accidentally worshipped handsome generals in the future.

? In their eyes, "Bao" cures all diseases ",which shows the speculation of leather bags! I can't help but praise women's long-term vision and profound IQ.

? Beauty loves to hear good words. If you always talk sweet words without ordering real goods, it is absolutely impossible.

? It can be seen that when matter comes first, consciousness can only react to it. Make smelly men around them with gifts and good words.

? It's no wonder that a century-old serial has a thousand-year-old fox! Smelly men who are a little narrow-minded call women.

? But it's all men's fault.

? This can't clean up the more chaotic complex relationship, and it is also a dialectical method! This is the similarity between women and philosophy.

? Men are good at picking up girls and making tea! In fact, the truth is similar, everything is connected, and there is a comparison.

? Little sister, that's green tea, refreshing! Without soaking, soak it lightly!

? Young woman, that's an own goal. Come back! Bubble resistance, drinking too much and getting drunk easily!

? Mature women, that is, Pu 'er, are resistant to release, heavy in color, and excellent in brewing, and they are always drunk!

? People praise tea: pure color, positive taste and fragrant smell! Foam-resistant, sweet and mellow! This is all about beautiful women! I know that picking up girls is similar to making tea!

? Drinking tea varies from place to place, and so does picking up girls. In Hunan, you can make tea in one big cup and one big cup at a time! People in Hunan are impatient.

when you go to Fujian, Guangdong, it's a small cup and a small cup. Take your time and measure the small cups. Guangdong people want to save face, think longer and have more people!

? Picking up girls is also better than drinking!

? Beer beauty: shy and mellow! Like a schoolgirl, in bud!

Red wine beauty: lingering and charming! The temptation is irresistible, and I can't stop!

Liquor beauty: crazy, pervert! It's either vigorous or dead mouse feels no cold!

of course, there is another important point in the choice of beauty and wine, depending on the year. However, wine is old, and women are tender!

? Take eating for example, the same is true. Little sister is porridge, clear and visible, thick and sticky, and a handful of pickles can be eaten, not greasy and refreshing! But I'm not full, and I just want to eat it soon.

? The young woman is fried rice with eggs, which is originally plain rice. When the eggs are eaten, it tastes endless and is most popular with the public. It is often eaten alone without adding oil and vinegar.

? Mature woman, that's rice noodles, which can be soaked in one bubble. It can be eaten in a variety of ways, convenient and casual. Do you want soup? Do you mix vegetables? It's all up to you Morning and supper will do!

? Eat drink man woman, a man's great desire exists. Eat color, sex also! This is ancient philosophy.

? Beautiful women in their teens and forties, in the golden age of 3 years, when men are crazy about them, come to trouble once a month, which is both painful and annoying, and they also shed blood and tears. But once the trouble disappears, men will stop and stop around them!

look! This is contradiction, which exists in everything and is impartial.

what's wrong! When you talk about philosophy, you talk about beauty, and when you talk about beauty, you use philosophy. In fact, the issue of men and women is a serious philosophical issue. Laughter and abuse between men and women, attracting bees and butterflies, and ambiguous affairs are everywhere. Show off your wealth and dress up, like flowers and bags, give gifts and buy good ones, bargain, and there is materialism everywhere. The last quarrel, the last quarrel, and the last breakup are just a pot of porridge and confusion. Isn't this a philosophy that is unclear and unclear? Understand her (woman) and understand it (philosophy)!

to understand her ...?

you have to work hard all your life!

is philosophy difficult?